On April 1, a selfie-loving Scottish teen named Lucy apparently went to see James Franco and Chris O’Dowd in Of Mice and Men on Broadway — or, at least, waited outside the production’s stage door to meet Franco and O’Dowd after the show. Evidently, she got what she came to see… and then some. [Update: Lucy posted photos and videos of the two actors on her Instagram account, including one in which Franco asks her to tag him. She's since deleted her account.]
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Jon Gosselin drops f-bomb when discussing ex-wife Kate, says she can 'die' for all he cares -- VIDEO
If 2007 was the year of Jon & Kate Plus 8, 2014 is the year of Jon & Kate Plus Hate. See what I did there?
In this clip from the next episode of Couples Therapy, Jon Gosselin vents about his relationship with his ex-wife Kate. At first, he speaks rationally about it “hurts” that she’s suing him. But after a heated phone call with the mother of his children, Jon quickly loses his cool.
After having gone two weeks without speaking to his kids, Jon says Kate can go ahead and “f—in die.” He wraps things up with one final thought about his ex: “What a sh–ty human being.” Yikes; here’s hoping Kate’s (and the kids’) cable package doesn’t include Vh1.
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The tags on this post are not entirely accurate; Shia LaBeouf and Jim Carrey aren’t exactly in a celebrity feud. Why? Because in order to be in a celebrity feud, one must be a celebrity. And Shia wants you to know that he is no longer one of those:
I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE—
Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 13, 2014
Reeaally embracing that retirement “from all public life,” Shia.
Anyway, here’s the LaBeef: While presenting the award for Best Motion Picture — Comedy or Musical at the Golden Globes last night, Jim Carrey decided to have a little fun at the Transformers star’s expense. He began his patter by quoting an old chestnut that may have originated with actor Edmund Gwenn: “Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.” Then came the kicker: “I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that. So young, so wise.”
Ah, the glamor and dignity of the 24-hour news cycle!
Some background: On Nov. 9, Sarah Palin compared the national debt to human slavery at a big fundraiser. Naturally, her remarks provoked quite a bit of outrage — particularly from Martin Bashir, who called Palin a “world class idiot” on his MSNBC show Friday.
But Bashir didn’t stop there. “It’s hardly surprising that [Palin] should choose to mention slavery in a way that is abominable to anyone who knows anything about its barbaric history,” he continued. “So here’s an example.” He went on to quote a first-person account written by plantation overseer Thomas Thistlewood in 1756, which reports that upon being caught eating sugarcane, a slave named Darby was “well flogged and picked.”
Oh, and after that, the overseer “made Hector, another slave, sh– in his mouth.”
“My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy,” Kim Kardashian told DuJour magazine earlier this year, in a cover interview that accompanied her pregnant bikini photoshoot. “I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”
Pause for a moment to let that really sink in.
Then please refer to Exhibit A: a photo that Kim posted on Instagram about seven hours ago. Spoiler alert: If you’ve ever wanted to see every contour of the reality star’s famous butt, unshackled by the pesky millimeter of fabric that just barely hides it from view on a normal day — well, then today is your day, my friend:
You could do a LOT worse on a “foaming vagina” Google search than to end up on this post. I just checked.
Nina “Mean-a” Garcia embellished her critique of deaf Project Runway contestant Justin LeBlanc’s “Glamping” gown with some campy Michael Kors-esque flair. “It almost looked like she had a… foaming vagina,” Nina said, choosing her words carefully after laying eyes upon this hot glue gun craft project disguised as a runway look. I’m just sad we didn’t get to see it in sign language for the full, explosive effect. (SPOILER ahead.)
Here’s the full view: READ FULL STORY
TLC (The Lookatthisfreak Channel) aired an hourlong special Monday night about Wesley Warren Jr., a 49-year-old Las Vegas resident who was living with a rare medical condition called scrotal lymphedema. I can’t imagine tuning into this programming unless you were in the mood to be depressed and/or horrified. So here we go…
The Man With the 132-lb. Scrotum‘s Most Depressing and Horrifying Moments
–Realizing throughout the special that I felt bad for Warren but REALLY bad for all of those innocent hoodies.
–Warren creating his own British tabloid headline: “Man Eats Dinner Off of Enlarged Testicle Sac.”
I still can’t believe MasterChef is only on for one hour now instead of two. I’m sad, but my gut is happy considering I can’t watch this or any cooking show without competing in the Snack Olympics the whole time. Only 60 minutes of mainlining spicy croutons and Haribo raspberries instead of 120? I’m practically wasting away. Email me for more diet tips, I’m the best. So which of the Top 7 headed home tonight after failing to achieve instant prowess in preparing “a stunning! Japanese cuisine”? SPOILERS ahead! READ FULL STORY
Tonight on MasterChef: The last person you’d think gets squeezed out of the top 10 like a spare macaron (look, I finally spelled it correctly, if we’re being all French about it) atop an overstuffed cookie box. Plus: Eva Longoria, the judges in wetsuits, a home cook who has NEVER PREPARED CHICKEN, and a bully ready to rumble. Spoilers ahead! READ FULL STORY
On tonight’s second installment of NBC’s “scripted reality” experiment Siberia, demon-shroom victim Victoria warns solo cave explorer Daniel that all of the fake contestants are about to lose their lives. Ooh, please? When?
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