Tickle monsters were on the loose on the latest All-Star Celebrity Apprentice episode. And they would claim a victim as another celebrity was fired before all was said and done. My full recap will be up at 2am (UPDATE: Dalton’s Celebrity Apprentice episode 2 recap is now live), but if you want to sound off about who was fired, then read on for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have already watched Sunday’s episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice.] READ FULL STORY
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What’s the only thing more ridiculous than Celebrity Apprentice? Why, All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, of course! And I mean that as a compliment of the highest order. But one of those all-star celebrities was fired in tonight’s premiere. My full All-Star Celebrity Apprentice recap will be up soon [UPDATE: Dalton's recap is now live!], but read on to find out who was let go and why it happened. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have already watched Sunday’s season premiere of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice.] READ FULL STORY
Lesson of the day: Don’t joke that you’ll fork over some cash to Donald Trump — the Apprentice host may miss the humor and demand you pay up.
That’s exactly what’s happening to Bill Maher. During a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last month, Maher quipped that Trump must be “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan” (Exhibit A: his orange hair). In a riff off of Trump’s own offer to give $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama’s choice if the President released his college paperwork, Maher said he would do the same for Trump if the real estate mogul supplied proof that he is not descended from an ape. READ FULL STORY
Have you ever wanted to share a bottle of tequila with George Clooney until he got so drunk that he mistakenly thought you were Stacy Keibler? OK, so we can’t really help you out with the second half of that scenario, but the first half is suddenly much more plausible thanks to Clooney’s latest business venture.
The sexier-with-age movie star is teaming up Rande Gerber to create Casamigos, a new brand of tequila. According to Vanity Fair, Gerber and Clooney will sign every bottle that is made, number it and even taste it themselves (aka you’re sharing a drink with George Clooney … get it?). But as delicious and tempting as it all sounds, we always imagined that Clooney was more of a scotch neat kind of guy.
But Clooney isn’t the first celebrity to surprise us with his taste in alcohol, and we’re sure he won’t be the last. Here’s a rundown of some celebrities who have given the business of booze a try. Who matches up best with his or her drink of choice?
Don’t let those eggheads at NASA try to fool you: The world will end on 12/21/12, just as the Mayans predicted centuries ago. (An actual excerpt from their prophetic tablet: “That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane — Lenny Bruce is not afraid.” Such an advanced culture!)
How do I know the end is near? Because the signs of an imminent apocalypse have been coming all year — signs like these:
Andy Cohen will probably never be asked to appear on The Celebrity Apprentice.
The Watch What Happens host stopped by Wendy Williams’ show today to take part in Tweeter Theatre, where guests reenact Twitter feuds….and he played Donald Trump to Williams’ Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones, and Cher.
Cohen’s Trump is no Darrell Hammond‘s, but the host got the jist — and the lips — across. Amongst other things, this clip shows that Trump needs to work on his vocabulary. It seems his go-to response to people he disagrees with is the oft-repeated “loser.”
But beyond throwing around “loser,” the biggest insult may be Trump referring to Cher as an “average talent.”
Check it out below:
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Bet this isn’t the kind of “revolution” Donald Trump envisioned on election night. Over 470,000 people have signed an online petition that urges Macy’s to sever ties with longtime spokesman Donald Trump — a figure who “engages in especially unpleasant, nasty and despicable behavior” that doesn’t “reflect the ‘magic of Macy’s.’” UPDATE: A spokeswoman for Macy’s has issued a statement in response to the petition; scroll down to read it.
According to the petition, Trump’s crimes against good taste are legion. Among other things, he has:
– Long engaged in sexist behavior. Trump has a long record of personally attacking women he disagrees [with] by calling them “unattractive,” ugly or fat. He once sent a target a personal note telling her that she has the “face of a dog.” READ FULL STORY
President Barack Obama made his fifth appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight. After a lighthearted chat about the MLB World Series and Air Force One, the conversation took a more serious turn over half-way in when discussing women’s health care rights.
Obama, who was fresh-faced despite traveling 5,300 miles in one day, addressed his underwhelming performance during the first presidential debate, crediting his low energy and poor presentation skills for the upset. He also made an effort to crack jokes throughout the night. When Jay compared the debate to his conversations with the First Lady, Obama pointed out a significant difference: “With Michelle, I just concede every point. That’s why we celebrated our 20th anniversary.” READ FULL STORY
“This is not a media event or about Donald J. Trump– this is about the United States of America,” national embarrassment and one-time-polling-higher-than-Romney presidential candidate Donald Trump declared yesterday about the “very, very big” announcement he would release today.
Trump debuted a video just now with his offensive offer to the president: Release your college paperwork (applications, grades, etc.) and he’ll donate five million dollars to the charity of the president’s choice. He’s ostensibly doing this to
give himself 24 hours in the news cycle promote transparency, but Trump forgets that Obama is already a very transparent president – he’s downright see-through, according to Clint Eastwood and Co. at the RNC.
On a more serious note, can we talk about how gross it is that Trump is essentially withholding money from charities that could use the help? These kind of hostage tactics would never fly on The Celebrity Apprentice.
Who do you think is shooting the video? Self-shot with a webcam? Third wife Melania Trump? One of his sons? (“Daa-aadd. You’re embarrassing us!”) Check it out and leave your best guess in the comments.
So that‘s why Donald Trump’s hair is so fluffy: It’s full of secrets. And tomorrow, he’ll reveal one of those secrets to the world at large.
It’s gonna be yuge.
Trump announced on Fox & Friends yesterday that he knows “something very, very big concerning the president of the United States.” The mogul told TMZ Live that he plans to release said information “around noonish” on Wednesday, though he demurred when asked to give any more information about it — including whether Obama will be happy once Trump’s October Surprise has gone public. So far, Trump’s extremely active Twitter page has remained mum on the issue, though he has opined about Lance Armstrong and his “enemies.”
So, what could Trump possibly have up his incredibly luxurious sleeves? READ FULL STORY
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