Admittedly, I don’t keep up with SpongeBob SquarePants the way I do with, say, Lost or Medium or Melrose Place. But this exclusive clip from Truth or Square, a one-hour special airing Nov. 6, 8:00 p.m. EDT, on Nickelodeon, has me wondering if maybe I should. I mean, seriously, SpongeBob getting married to Sandy? A primitive multicellular beastie betrothed to a squirrel? I can’t say I saw these nuptials coming!
Fortunately, a Nickelodeon publicist sent me a release putting the ceremony in context. Truth or Square — narrated by Ricky Gervais and featuring Rosario Dawson, Craig Ferguson, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, LeBron James, Pink, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Robin Williams — will piece together never-before-seen flashbacks of SpongeBob and his pals after they get trapped inside Krusty Krab’s freezer during the restaurant’s “eleventy seventh” birthday. And apparently, the SpongeBob-Sandy ceremony is one of the Very Special Moments being revisited for the first time. Press play below for a glimpse of a moony-eyed SpongeBob in love. You may never look at Bikini Bottom the same way again.
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It’s only been four days, but I am still jonesing for more information on DeAnna and Jesse. My need to know more — Where will they live? How long till ABC announces their wedding will be aired live? What does his hair look like now? – pretty much started when I got a press release about the AMAZING (seriously) 2.5 karat Tacori bling now flanking DeAnna’s left hand (in case any of you are wondering, it’s a "princess cut center stone and princess-cut channel set diamonds arching along the Platinum profile." And, "pave-set diamonds accent the reverse crescent silhouette details." Er, not sure what any of this actually means, but hey, it’s pretty, so who cares?)
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Well, if it wasn’t already obvious, now it’s official: Vanessa L. Williams is a full-fledged gay icon.
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