Tag: Britney Spears (91-100 of 150)

Oct 8 2007 07:02 PM ET

What's for lunch? Britney or tacos?

Chipotle_lOn Friday, I wrote a blog post about Britney Spears’ jank new video for "Gimme More," and your message-board comments sent a clear, concise message: You’d rather talk about food. And that’s why today, even though several alleged tracks off Britney’s forthcoming Blackout CD have been leaked onto the Internet, I’m choosing not to discuss them. Instead, I’m posting a photo of the three "carnitas" soft tacos I just picked up on a trip to Chipotle with PopWatch diva Annie Barrett, and asking all of you to post about your lunches, too. Better still, if you’ve got a camera (or cameraphone), snap a pic of your lunch and email it to PopWatch@ew.com, and I’ll see if I can figure out how to display ‘em, flickr-style, sometime in the next 48 hours.

Oh, and just to ensure my editor doesn’t accuse me of writing something without a shred of pop-cultural connection, I’ve rewritten the words to Foreigner’s 1984 hit, "I Want to Know What Love Is" (embedded below), with an eye on afternoon (culinary) delights. Or, if you must, you can click here to hear a certain pop diva’s alleged new tracks, and converse about that.

I Want to Know What Lunch Is
Gonna take a little walk
A little walk to quench my hunger
Lunch has been delayed too long
And now my stomach sounds like thunder

Ooooooohhhhhhh.

Now most lunches leave me cold
How can a sandwich cost ten dollars?
But I’m too lazy to make my own
It all makes me want to holler

On the menu, there’s pasta and soup
Can Chinese break this blah lunchtime loop?
Can’t get a burger, ’cause I’m tempted by fries
And I crave supersize

I wanna know what lunch is!
I want you to show me!
I want to see what lunch is!
Take pictures and show me!

Oct 5 2007 04:07 PM ET

Snap judgment: Britney Spears' 'Gimme More' video

Gimmegimme_l_2Before you go rushing to iTunes and blow $1.99 to download Britney Spears’ brand new "Gimme More" video, here are a few things you should know.

1) If you’ve seen those ubiquitous paparazzi pics of a brunette Spears donning a leather vest and fishnets on the day of the video shoot, and can imagine them airbrushed and color-corrected, then you’ve pretty much seen everything there is to see. Sure, there’s a few seconds of footage of Brit in a tacky blonde wig, accompanied by a couple of blond friends, giddily staring at "Stripper Britney," but mostly, it’s just our dark-haired heroine walking in circles around a pole.

2) Carmen Electra already conquered the "good girl with exotic-dancer alter-ego" genre — with more enthusiasm and better moves — in her 1992 clip for "Go Go Dancer," which is streaming free of charge here at PopWatch (after the jump).

3) The "Gimme More" videoclip is quite possibly an homage to Lindsay Lohan’s ghastly I Know Who Killed Me, which (spoiler alert!) focused on a bad-ass stripper who experiences "psychic stigmata" after the Yale-bound twin sister from whom she was separated at birth is kidnapped and mutilated by a serial killer. (No, I didn’t make that up. And yes, I actually paid to see I Know Who Killed Me. But I did it all for you, PopWatchers….all for you!)

4) A few minutes ago, during my first viewing of "Gimme More," I got distracted IM-ing with one of my friends about whether or not fruit is an acceptable dessert option. I say, perhaps. (Feel free to weigh in.)

The moral of the story is, if you’re going to build an entire video around a stripper pole, then you better work said pole like a nine-to-five. Drop it like it’s hot. Throw a leg up over your head. Hire one of the elegant ladies of HBO’s G-String Divas, and have her teach you that daring move where you hang upside down by your legs and spin with reckless abandon. Alas, in the case of "Gimme More," I’ve seen sexier pole work during an afternoon of fly-fishing.

(Update: Looks like "Gimme More" has found its way to YouTube — at least until somebody at Britney’s label tells ‘em to take it down — so check it out for yourself, and do a side-by-side comparison with Ms. Electra, after the jump!)

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Sep 21 2007 09:30 PM ET

On the Scene: VH1's Save the Music gala

Clinton_lLast night, I attended VH1′s first-ever Save The Music Foundation Gala celebration at which were feted those indivduals and organizations instrumental in… saving the music. (In schools, that is.) It was held in an enormous tent at Lincoln Center, and honorees included former presidentBill Clinton (pictured) and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Mariah Carey, foundation founder John Sykes, and NAMM: The International Music Products Association.

Some of the highlights:

• TV personality and sometime actress Maria Menounos, who arrived in a posh Rolls-Royce Phantom pimped out by Grey Goose (it was bright blue, just like the caps on Grey Goose bottles), hosted the festivities. Apparently, she’s been a budding film producer since she was 18 years old: "I just got back from a festival yesterday, for a film that I produced," she told me. "And I just finished producing another short film that my dad actually starred in, which was funny. It’s about how to cure terrorism." I’m hoping by funny she meant that her dad was in it.

• Singer Mya stopped by and mentioned she’s going to be spending some time in liquor stores pretty soon: "I have a movie that I’m going to be shooting called Bottle World in October." She declined to elaborate, only allowing that it is a comedy. Let’s hope so, Mya; liquor stores aren’t usually dramatic.

• The legendary Quincy Jones (wearing an outrageous suit) told me he’s heading to China next Thursday for the Special Olympics. "We wrote the opening," he explained. "It will blow your mind!"

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Sep 21 2007 02:30 PM ET

Help plot Britney's next great reality initiative!

Carbrit_lSo my colleague Shirley Halperin got talking to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy star Carson Kressley at the Maxim Style Awards on Tuesday night, when (of course) the subject of Britney Spears came up. "She should just start over, clean slate," offered Kressley. "But her problems shouldn’t be plastered all over the newspapers. That’s really sad and it’s affecting all those people’s lives, especially her kids. Maybe she should hire me as her manny. I could probably whip things into shape. It could be a reality show — Carson and Britney Get It Together!"

I know Kressley was probably saying this in jest — well, actually, I don’t know that at all, though if he’s suggesting she stay out of the tabloids, surely he can’t think reality programming is the answer — but it struck me that he’s now the second reality star who’s offered  his coaching skills to the troubled pop tart. Earlier this month, Simon Cowell suggested he and his American Idol cohorts, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul, could lead Spears back to chart dominance/social redemption. (Insert your own Hey Paula joke here.)

This got me thinking: What about a reality competition in which celebrity life coaches compete for the chance at taking over the management of Spears’ personal and professional life? In addition to Kressley and Cowell, producers could enlist Dr. Phil, Martha Stewart, Deepak Chopra, Oprah, and maybe even the Dalai Lama (who could certainly use a boost with the 18-34 demographic) to enter the fray. Then again, considering Spears isn’t the only celebu-beast who needs what Tyra Banks would call a "high-fashion ass-whuppin’," maybe it’d be a better idea to reopen the Starting Over house for business. I’m not the only one who missesIyanla Vanzant’s insane, tough-love platitudes on my weekday mornings, am I?

What think ye, P-Dubs? Y’all want to suggest some other high-profile contestants for RemakingBritney Spears? Or do you have a better pitch for a Spears-based program altogether?

Sep 19 2007 07:42 PM ET

Would you watch a TV show about Britney apologist Chris Crocker?

Well, that was quick. Just last week, 19-year-old YouTube sensation Chris Crocker — you know, the kid behind that "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" clip (below; clip contains some NSFW language) — was telling EW’s Tim Stack that he was hoping to score his own reality show soon: "’I'm trying to kind of parlay this into a ticket out ofhere." And parlay it he has, according to Variety, which reports that he’s already signed a reality-TV development deal with production company 44 Blue.

This sounds like one of those ideas that everyone involved with will soon wish never occurred to them. 44 Blue isn’t exactly the most distinguished company in the reality biz — the most notable projects listed on their MySpace page are MSNBC’s prison doc series Lock-up and the History Channel’s Mega Movers, which is about, uh, how large stuff gets moved around. But I’m not sure even Mark Burnett himself could make Crocker’s histrionic kvetching watchable for much longer than that 2:11 YouTube vid.

Or maybe that’s just my envy of the entertainment industry’s radiant future talking. Either way, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until someone posts up a "LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE!" rant on YouTube, so I’ll leave it at that. Is anyone out there actually hoping Crocker’s show makes it out of development?

Sep 12 2007 02:54 PM ET

Are you enjoying Britney's downfall?

Brit_lI was having dinner with my friends Mitch and Rosie last night, and in one of those freewheeling, Riesling-fueled conversations where we debated everything from the current crop of presidential candidates to our theories on child-rearing, we inevitably landed on the singer’s widely panned VMA performance from Sunday night. Now I’ll preface this by saying I’m not much of a Britney defender. To me, she’s a very lucky dim bulb who’s made oodles of money thanks mostly to some highly skilled producers (and that brilliant stylist who tied a knot at the waist of her Catholic schoolgirl uniform on the set of "…Baby One More Time"). And if she hates the media scrutiny she’s subjected to, Britney can certainly afford to retreat to a desolate cabin in Idaho where (eventually) the paparazzi will grow bored and leave her alone. Heck, she can probably even get Demi and Ashton to recommend a Realtor.

But on the flip side, what exactly has Britney done to deserve the thunderous, rancorous response to her badly lip-synched, lethargically choreographed rendition of "Gimme More"? She didn’t maim a newborn kitten. Nor did she dangle her baby off a hotel balcony. She didn’t utter a racist or homophobic slur. So how come on Monday morning, she made the front page of dozens of newspapers, got covered by cable news outlets as if she’d just delivered Gen. Petraeus’ Iraq report in an ill-fitting sequined bra?

In our current comment-board culture, it’s easy to tar-and-feather a fellow human being — especially if that human being is a vocalist/dancer who makes an exceedingly large amount of money but is apparently too lazy or too disinterested to enthusiastically shake her moneymaker and actually, um, sing live, during her big, televised comeback performance.

But I’ve also got to wonder: Are we enjoying Britney’s downfall? And if so, why? Has she somehow become our pop-cultural sacrificial lamb, meant to pay the price for the disposable music that clogs our airwaves, for the collective guilt we feel for the copies of Star and Us and In Touch that sit on our bathroom floors? And how much do we want Britney to pay? What if her story ends with a paparazzi chase that leads to a tragic car accident? Or a drug overdose? Or a suicide attempt?

As someone who blogs for a living — and spends plenty of time dishing the snark to America’s most annoying celebrities — I’m honestly not sure how I’d answer any of the above questions. But I think they’re worth discussing — particularly here on the PopWatch message boards, where the level of civility and discourse always seems several notches above the status quo. I look forward to reading what you guys have to say.

Sep 10 2007 10:18 PM ET

On the red carpet at the VMAs

Chrisbrown_lI’m still recovering from the mess that was the MTV VMAs last night (well, okay, a lot of that has to do with Britney kicking off the awards show on the wrong stiletto-heeled foot), but I wanted to report back to you guys on my experience on the red carpet before I head on a plane back to NYC. (I’ll admit it: Sin City has worn me out.)

The red carpet took place along a walkway through the casino inside the Palms Hotel. Across from where the press were standing were hand-picked pretty people playing poker — with fake chips — who were basically strategically placed by MTV to look like they were having way more fun than they actually were. Good thing they were provided with free drinks. Behind the fence where I was standing were tons of hotel guests, Vegas townies, stalkers, and basically anyone who wanted to catch a glimpse of Justin Timberlake on their cell phone cam as he passed through. Needless to say, the entire hotel turned into a natural disaster as more and more people crammed into the casino during the pre-show.

  • First to arrive was Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls, who in person, looks amazingly like she could be Kim Kardashian’s twin. Nicole was wearing a pretty interesting black Alice Temperly dress that was long in back and short in front. Not sure if it was Vegas enough for me, she almost looked like she belonged in a Cleopatra movie.
  • The boys of Panic! At The Disco were adorable. I asked two of ‘em what there is to do in Vegas when you are under 21, and they said they’d hung out at the pool a lot (uh huh, and I’m sure they didn’t sneak into any clubs at all, right boys?). Brendon Urie mentioned he thought Brit Brit’s performance was going to be incredible, "The thing is, it’s Britney, so I don’t know how it couldn’t be incredible," he said. "Everybody’s looking forward to it, whether you like her or not." Bet he ate his words for breakfast this morning.

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Sep 10 2007 08:20 PM ET

Sarah Silverman: Too Harsh?

Sarah_lSo, while everyone else is buzzing about Britney’s less-than-stellar VMA performance, Chris and I were wondering what everyone thought about Sarah Silverman’s monologue. In the spirit of our subject, we couldn’t help but get a little controversial….

Chris: So, what’d you think of Sarah Silverman’s VMA monologue!?!?
Bethonie: Who is this? Are you God’s black friend?
Chris: In a way.
Chris: I am God’s gift.
Bethonie: To whom?
Chris: The Internet.
Bethonie: Watch your mouth!
Chris: Did you watch Sarah’s mouth? That was mad gross.
Bethonie: Oh yeah, the sideways shtick…
Chris: She distended her lips to resemble Britney’s box
Bethonie: That was "disgrossting," to quote Paige from Degrassi.
Chris: Yeah I REALLY didn’t like that. It made me uncomfortable.
Bethonie: You know I love Silverman. Love her! But I think she went a bit toofar.
Chris: Yeah I love her too, especially when she is racist.
Bethonie: I mean Britney’s kids. Come on?!
Chris: Britney said that herself, according to various news sources that I frequent.

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Sep 10 2007 03:11 AM ET

Britney's VMAs 'performance'

Spears_lI should have known that Britney Spears’ big Video Music Awards performance would have been uncomfortable to watch the moment it opened, with that closeup of the weave tracks in the back of her head (seriously, MTV camera folks, didja think that was a flattering angle?). But I wasn’t quite prepared for the awkward mess in store, as Britney gallumphed around like a zombie while lip-synching to her new single, "Gimme More."

I was really rooting for Britney to be awesome and get the show off on the right foot. And by all rights, she should have rocked — "Gimme More" has been received amazingly well (it’s no "Toxic," but admit it, it’s better than you expected) — and we have all those fond memories of Brit Brit from VMAs past (with the python, with Madonna and Xtina). But instead of watching a sexy, exciting performance — a resounding statement that yes, she IS Britney, bitch — I saw a tentative, confused-looking girl who could barely muster the energy to mouth along with the backing track, let alone work those stilleto boots. Britney, if you’re gonna lip-synch, at least be entertaining!

PopWatchers, am I being too harsh?

UPDATE: If you haven’t seen Britney’s performance, you can watch it after the jump, via this clip from AOL Music. (If you watch the clip on the AOL Music page, it’s preceded by an anti-drug PSA. Think AOL is trying to send a message?)

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Aug 31 2007 07:02 PM ET

Snap Judgment: Britney Spears' 'Gimme More'

Brit_lJust listened to Britney’s single Gimme More, y’all. Yes, that Danjahandz’-produced clubtrack that EW’s Simon Vozick-Levinson told you about on Tuesday. My snapjudgment:

I don’t hate it!

I actually kind of (comecloser) like it. The best part ofthe song isn’t Britney "singing." It’s her opening line: "It’s Britney, bitch!" And this is what you should keep in mind when listening to thissong. Britney isn’t known for her adventurous vocals (à la Christina Aguilera)or her perfect pitch high notes (à la Mariah Carey). Britney is known for herstatus as a quintessential child star, her production effects, and as of late— shaving her head, clubbing sans underwear, and driving recklessly with herchildren as passgengers.

"Gimme More" is being hailed as Britney’s comeback — she’sreportedly already made the video for the song. Time will tell whether thissong helps redeem the pop star’s many recent fauxpas. But while we’re on the subject of more… a word of advice for Britney. Less is more! This is definitely a dancetrack — one I could admittedly be seen singing at the top of my lungs on the VanWyck Expressway (yes, New York,that’s me). I could do without all the ’80s vocal production — most notably the burp-like"more"s. According to my co-worker, Marc Vera, Kermit the Frog makes a cameoaround 2:50 ("danger, danger,danger, danger"), and I guess I could do without that as well.

But overall, it’s growing on me. And I can’t believe I’msaying this, but, what the hell, Britney, gimme more.

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