That just about says it all, doesn’t it rose lovers? (And I thought last week’s teepee sound bite was amazing.) What an eventful night! No spoilers here — check back for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click over for Kristen’s full Bachelor episode 7 recap and Chris Harrison’s Bachelor blog) — but if you’ve seen tonight’s episode, let me know how you’re celebrating what you thought about all of the dramz. Are you happy about who got sent home at the rose ceremony? (Personally, I thought she kind of got short shrift, given all of the pre-rose ceremony shenanigans involving the other “ladies.”) Are you hoping Sean punches someone in next week’s hometown dates episode? (ABC sure wants us to believe he does, based on those promos.) Do you find it strange that almost everyone in the final four has a Deep Dark Secret? I guess it’s just in keeping with Sean’s “white knight” complex — the dude does like to rescue damsels, after all. Post your thoughts below!

Wow. Could that be the all-time best sound bite in Bachelor history? I mean, I know a lot of other things happened on tonight’s episode — the surprise ouster of one of the more decent “ladies”; Tierra’s “near-death” experience at Lake Louise — but I just can’t get past the whole one-on-one date in a teepee thing. Stay tuned for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click over to Kristen’s Bachelor episode 6 recap and Chris Harrison’s Bachelor blog), but in the meantime let me know what you thought about Sean’s trip to Canada. Will you miss the women who went home? Would you rather have a date on a glacier or in an ice castle? And should two episodes of The Bachelor in one week be considered cruel and unusual recapper punishment? Post your thoughts now!

Good God, Sean! If your wife isn’t holed up in a wilderness lodge in Montana surrounded by cameras and other “ladies” who want to steal her man, then where on God’s green earth is she??? It’s a truly terrifying thought. That said, we can’t blame Sean for feeling a little discouraged this week. I mean, all he wants to do is take a “journey” to find a TV “wife,” and yet the women won’t stop bitching to him about Tierra! How is the Bachelor supposed to focus on “connections” and Wonderful Qualities^TM when the “ladies” keep trying to steer the conversation toward the fact that he’s giving roses to a psycho hose beast? Stay tuned for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click over for Kristen’s Bachelor episode 5 recap and Chris Harrison’s Bachelor blog), but in the meantime let me know what you thought about Part 1 of the two-night Bachelorpalooza. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that Sean keeps breaking the rules? Was there ever a more mismatched two-on-one date? And does a goat milk-drinking competition have any place in a televised search for “true” “love”? Post your thoughts below!