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Feb 21 2013 12:20 PM ET

Ben Affleck's first film 'I Killed My Lesbian Wife' is as silly and bad as the title suggests -- VIDEO

Ben Affleck has a message for young filmmakers: It Gets Better.

Sure, he didn’t record a PSA, but his first film, 1993’s I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Ηung Ηer on a Μeathook & Νow I Have a Three-Picture Deal with Disney, functions as such for all aspiring directors out there. Just because your first short film tells the convoluted story about a director who auditions women for a movie while simultaneously yelling at his wife, who is, yes, hung on a meathook, doesn’t mean you can’t eventually go on to direct something like Gone Baby Gone and Argo.

I Killed My Lesbian Wife sounds like a Lifetime movie starring Tori Spelling, but it isn’t an online prank. Affleck himself has talked about his debut, which has been online at least since 2010, but has picked up some interest this past week as Argo marches towards Oscar glory. Affleck previously explained to EW, “It’s a 13-minute film and stars a friend of mine, Jay Lacopo, who’s now a writer. It’s horrible. It’s atrocious. I knew I wanted to be a director, and I did a couple of short films, and this is the only one that haunts me. I’m not proud of it. It looks like it was made by someone who has no prospects, no promise.”

With that ringing endorsement by the guy responsible, how can you not want to take a peek? Check it out below: READ FULL STORY »

Feb 20 2013 12:30 PM ET

Grey Poupon to bring back classic campaign: Pardon me, would you have any nostalgia?

Those who appreciate the finer things in life are generally against the idea of sequels; they’re so crass, so money-grubbing, so… déclassé, unless you’re talking about the Ring Cycle. But snobs and slobs alike should be delighted to hear that Grey Poupon, the label that single-jar-edly made it okay for America to move beyond French’s yellow mustard, is bringing back its iconic “Pardon Me” ad campaign for one night only.

Anyone who watched television in the ’80s or ’90s will remember the campaign’s general conceit: A fancy-looking man drives through a quaint country scene in a chauffeured car when another expensive automobile pulls up alongside him. The back window rolls down to reveal a similarly fancy-looking man, who asks, “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

“But of course,” the first man replies, handing over a jar of dijon mustard. The tagline: “One of life’s finer pleasures.”

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Feb 20 2013 01:00 AM ET

'The Bachelor: Sean Tells All': Five ways to blow it with the shirtless wonder

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Image Credit: ABC

Greetings rose lovers! Kristen Baldwin was waylaid earlier today by an Accent Table of Doom (those things really do pop up everywhere!), so I’ll be filling in for her for what Chris Harrison promised would be a  ”very special episode.” And he wasn’t just talking about the extended, porn music-filled shower scene that came perilously close to introducing the world to Little Sean. No, there were more “very special” bits. Because what happens during Very Special Episodes, kids — you know, other than outlandish sexual assaults and fleeting drug addictions? We learn things! So, in the spirit of tonight’s Bachelor, let’s run down Sean’s five ways to score a one-way limousine ride to spinsterhood. READ FULL STORY »

Feb 19 2013 02:46 PM ET

Hotmail is officially dead -- but these early Internet curiosities are still online

SPACE-JAME-SITE_510x510Bombshell number one: Microsoft will replace all Hotmail accounts with Outlook.com accounts by this summer. Bombshell number two: Wait, Hotmail still exists?

It’s true — that spam-choked email account you used while signing up for Neopets in 1998 is still alive and kicking, though only for a few more months at most. But while longtime web users may mourn Hotmail’s death — making jokes about out-of-touch Internet users is about to get just a little bit harder — they should take comfort in knowing that plenty of other obsolete sites and hosting services haven’t budged from their virtual perches. For example:

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Warner Brothers never took down Space Jam‘s official website, originally published in 1996. EW was lukewarm about the page back then, when we still published website reviews — but now, we think it’s slammin’.

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Similarly, this cyber-rom-com’s official site is still alive and kicking, complete with a truly incredible Flash intro that recreates the experience of signing onto AOL in the ’90s and a useful link that shows Ryan/Hanks lovers where they can buy a video cassette of the movie.

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Feb 18 2013 10:04 PM ET

'The Bachelor' episode 8: 'I think you're just a playboy'

You know what I like best about hometown dates, rose lovers? The chance that maybe, juuuuust maybe, one of the relatives involved will react like a normal human being — meaning, with true, intractable skepticism — to the whole thing. A skeptic sighting is usually rare (see: Ashley’s tattooed sister Chrystie on The Bachelorette), but it’s always beautiful. Tonight, Sean met two such doubting relatives on his “journey.” I’ll steer clear of spoilers here — stay tuned for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click over for Kristen’s Bachelor episode 8 recap and Chris Harrison’s Bachelor blog) — but if you have watched tonight’s episode, tell me how you felt about the chilly reception the Bachelor received from [spoiler]‘s nagging sisters and [spoiler]‘s angry brother. Were they being rude, or simply looking out for their beloved flesh-and-blood? Did Sean handle himself okay — and send the right woman home? And did AshLee’s dad speech about meeting her when she was four years old make you cry? Post your thoughts below!

Feb 15 2013 12:03 PM ET

Steve Harvey shows one lucky audience member the money and she loves it -- VIDEO

When Steve Harvey announced the Money Booth winner on his show today, the lucky lady reached a level of excitement usually found in a kid on Christmas morning or from any warm-blooded female upon seeing Ryan Gosling walking down the street.

Want to experience pure joy? Watch the clip below: READ FULL STORY »

Feb 15 2013 10:54 AM ET

Chubby Checker sues over 'Chubby Checker' app that sizes up manhoods

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Image Credit: Bill McCay/Getty Images

In the late 1950s, a young singer called Ernest Evans began going by the name of Chubby Checker, a handle bestowed in part by Dick Clark’s wife (seriously!). Because it was a less vulgar time, nobody thought to warn young Chubby that his new moniker was just begging to be used as a lame double entendre (example: “Chubby Checker? I barely know ‘er!”).

But 60-odd years later, times have most definitely changed. READ FULL STORY »

Feb 14 2013 02:26 PM ET

'The Notebook' gets an 'Honest Trailer' makeover -- VIDEO

How many jokes about The Notebook have you heard today? No movie romance of the last ten years has generated more headlines – or aired more times on cable.

So it seems only natural that Screen Junkies would finally release their parody of the Rachel McAdams/Ryan Gosling flick just in time for Valentine’s Day. The trailer explains that The Notebook is there to remind us “no matter how much you love each other, you’re both going to grow old and die,” and that this is the film “that paved the way for people to form unrealistic expectations of their real-life relationships.” That tends to happen when you cast Ryan “Perfection” Gosling in a lead role.

Watch “the Olive Garden of love stories” below:

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Feb 14 2013 09:30 AM ET

Happy Valentine’s Day! Who’s your fictional valentine this year?

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Image Credit: Nick Wall/PBS

Happy Valentine’s Day, PopWatchers!

In honor of the day of love (or a manufactured holiday of corporate greed) I got to thinking about fictional characters I’m in love with. Ask any of my friends, and they’ll tell you the list is pretty long. I can’t help it! Whether I’m swooning over The OC reruns and wondering where Seth Cohen was for me in high school, or contemplating whether I’d be willing to live in the 1920s if it meant Matthew Crawley could be my boyfriend (yes), if there’s a charming guy on television, I’ve probably wanted to to marry him at some point. Danny from The Mindy Project? Been there. Jim Halpert? Welcome to my 2005. This Valentine’s Day, I’m choosing not to narrow it down any further when it comes to fictional boyfriends. It’s a four-way tie! This (fake) holiday is the best.

Check out some staffers’ picks for their fictional valentines below, and then be sure to tell us what character you’re secretly hoping to have some chocolates delivered from today. READ FULL STORY »

Feb 12 2013 12:52 PM ET

Kate Upton ‘Sports Illustrated’ covers: Which do you prefer? POLL

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Eyes down here!

As you can see, Kate Upton’s 2012 and 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covers have a whole host of similarities. But just because you’ve seen one nearly naked model on the cover of a magazine does not mean you’ve seen them all (even if the model is, in fact, the same woman).

So which cover is your favorite? Vote below. READ FULL STORY »

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