Ashley Judd, Ethan Hawke promote safe sex on eBay

Dennis N. Wed, Dec 3, 2008 at 11:08 AM EST

This post is so BWE-esque, and I love it. Methinks someone's been brushing up on their Photoshop skillz, no? Ethan Hawke's is the hottest mess. Ashley Judd's is cute, but I don't know if that's okay.

Mine would be fashioned like a Pez dispenser with a baby's head on top. So many benefits to this design: easy and swift access, the sight of it reminds one of the need to employ the use of its contents, and so very discrete.
Form AND function, people.

Martha Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 06:28 PM EST

Teri's does look like a 7-year-old's craft project, but on the upside it doesn't look like a condom box either. Ditto Ashley Judd's.
Martha's condom box would be all dark green, perhaps with navy blue piping, and would be rigged to say "Are you sure you really wanna sleep with this person?" when you open it. ;-)

jen Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 05:22 PM EST

LOL, wow, what happened to t-shirts and jeans? this is hilarious, but for a good cause, so whatever.

Stephanie T. Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 05:17 PM EST

I'm Seven and I want to do it?? Uhm, yeah make pinch pot perhaps.

Jamie Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 04:07 PM EST

Ok, one of the celebrities they don't mention here is Margaret Cho. I get that the auctions are benefitting aids charities, but does Margaret Cho have a lot of day to day contact with condoms?

Annie Barrett Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 03:45 PM EST

Indeed, that was the point. On the upside, no one would ever guess those were condoms.

Tony Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 03:34 PM EST

@MK - Bingo. It looks to me like a craft a girl would make in art class in elementary school.

MK Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 03:28 PM EST

Susan-- don't feel stupid, I'm not sure I get it either. Unless the idea is just that only a seven-year-old would do a craft project with that much pink and tulle.

susan Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 02:43 PM EST

Not to be stupid....but can someone explain to me the "I'm seven, wanna do it?" one?