We can't stop playing this hot-ass Army of Lovers song

Tommy Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 07:11 PM EST

Why do I keep waiting for Julie Brown to show up in this video? Her Vogue parody lyrics would fit perfectly in this song.

"Vanna White, Ed McMahon
Nicolette Sher-i-dan
Mary Hart, Chuck Woolery
Are as vague as they can be"

Victor Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 06:49 PM EST

Oh. My. God.. Annie, it was only two days ago when this song just randomly popped into my head while i was at work..
sometimes you and my darling Slezak scare me.. in a good way, of course!

StaleCake Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 06:17 PM EST

The name "Army of Lovers" comes from the ancient Greeks, who insisted that the men in its armies be couples, with the idea that they would fight harder if the one they loved was fighting beside them. Perhaps the U.S. would do better in Iraq if it replaced "Don't Ask Don't Tell" with man-on-man commando couples. And posted hot videos to xTube...... er... what were we talking about again?

Simon Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 04:41 PM EST

That's the song, Crucified. I loved it when it came out. The early 90s were great for Europop!

Jems Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 03:46 PM EST

I don't remember this one, but I liked "Crucified" when it came out. In fact, I just watched it the other night on youtube.

sonny Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 01:55 PM EST

Oh no... they were absolutely serious (at the time). I lived in Germany from 90 to 92 and this band was at the top of the top 10 videos on MTV there every single week. I don't remember this one as a hit, but Crucified was a #1 hit on MTV for them and I also owned their albums. Wow, it IS particularly terrible now, isn't it?

skye Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 01:34 PM EST

O_o

guys.

Come on now.

Really?

okay.

wow.

Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 01:26 PM EST

what the f was that?

Dennis N. Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 12:56 PM EST

oh.
em.
gee.

Stranger than the faux-pensive keyboard:
- Faux-gasmic "drumming" by androgyno-sideburns.
- The revealing of her chastity emblazonment!

Jen Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 12:47 PM EST

This band meant this as a joke right?