Hit us with your favorite stoner movie moment!

Amanda Sun, Jan 4, 2009 at 09:29 AM EST

In Dazed and Confused when the guys are riding and see the car o' girls pass by - and Slater says the classic "Check Ya Later." There is nothing better!

Tate Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 01:55 PM EST

How about in "Friday" when Smokey tells Craig that his Dad needs to cut his hair, because it looks like "a bunch of spiders having a meeting up there..."

Erica Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 04:09 PM EST

when the dog got high in Half-Baked

Mari Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 10:57 PM EST

When Russell says "I am a golden god!!" from the movie "Almost Famous"

Pam Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 10:32 PM EST

The Brady Bunch Movie - "...I'm trippin' with the Bradys!!!"

Jessie Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:33 PM EST

Dazed and Confused, when Slater is talking about Martha Washington. "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

noseproblem Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:18 PM EST

I like the line in ANALIZE THIS MOVIE,When Billy tells them, smoke a joint make love,forgetaboutit. i'm ad libbing all the while eating cheese and crakers with GRAY POUPON! Oh do go on.oh how I do love a happy ending.cherrio, the nose

Kadrian Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 06:20 PM EST

is no one going to mention perhaps the funniest comedic moment of all time? Bill Murray. Chevy Chase. Caddy Shack.

"And you know what's really good about this grass here is that you can smoke it."

Karrah Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 05:38 PM EST

This isn't an actual stoned scene, but I like that moment in Clueless when Cher is trying to convince Tai not to date Travis because he's a "loadie"... "It's one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it's quite another to be fried all day. Do you see the distinction?"

Or another scene in Clueless when Dionne and Murray get in a fight...
Tai: See that... almost destroyed my buzz.
Cher: I'm still baked.

Also, any moment from Dazed and Confused or Eddie and Mark in Empire Records.

Kysha Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 04:33 PM EST

Okay, not a movie, but...those SNL segments with Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz...(Jared's Room???)

I've Got A Dodgy Knee Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 04:14 PM EST

How about best stoner song?

Wear Your Love Like Heaven
by Donovan

Color in sky prussian blue
Scarlet fleece changes hue
Crimson ball sinks from view

CHORUS
Wear your love like heaven x3

Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heaven
Wear my love like heaven
Color sky havana lake
Color sky rose carmethene
Alizarian crimson

CHORUS

Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may

Wear my love like heavenx2

Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heaven
Wear my love like heaven
Cannot believe what I see
All I have wished for will be
All of our race proud and free

CHORUS

Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heaven
Wear my love like heaven

Heather Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 04:12 PM EST

In "Clueless" when the stoned skater, played by Breckin Meyer, gives an acceptance speech for having the most tardies. Hilarious!

ChristyW Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 03:39 PM EST

How about the opening scene from Super Troopers? Hello! That kid ate the whole bag of shrooms and was licking the glass quoting Charlie and Chocolate Factory. That's some funny sh*t!!

cordy Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 03:15 PM EST

I was reading through the comments and almost thought no one got the arrested development pic of afternoon delight (a strain famous for slowing behavior). Thank god for those first 3...

Shwag007 Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 03:14 PM EST

How could nobody have added one of the million hilarious moments from Half-Baked? When Sir-Smoke-Alot (Dave Chappelle) is telling Thurgood about all his problems.
"Dr. says I need a backiotomy."

lauren Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 02:47 PM EST

um hello what about "outside providence" drugs delaney!Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were fucked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally fucked, maaaaan!" Everybody laughed like a bastard.

nunnya Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 02:44 PM EST

when "the dude" drops his roach while driving... The Big Lebowski

lauren Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 02:44 PM EST

my grandma drank all my pot!

Kiren Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 02:27 PM EST

this isnt really from a movie, but from the show Jpod, where Ethan and Cancer Cowboy go to China to rescue Steve and he starts speaking Mandarin

Ethan: Steve you speak Mandarin?
Steve: Only when I'm high.

I luaghed so hard!!!!

Anastasia Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 01:08 PM EST

No mention of Wonder Boys would be complete without a nod to Tobey's bit where he needs to be dragged from the lecture hall while he narrates everything that happens to him. Can't remember if it was the pot or the codeine that did it. "They were on their way to the bathroom...but would they make it in time?" :)

Patricia Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:52 PM EST

I love Tobey Maguire in Wonder Boys. I can't remember the exact quotes, but one of his coversations with Michael Douglas goes something like this:

TM: Someone jumped on your hood with their butt.
MD: How can you tell?
TM: 'Cause you can see the outline of a butt! (pause) These donuts are incredible! INCREDIBLE!

mollyj Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:50 PM EST

The best moment from any stoner movie is in Dude, Where's My Car? when Jesse and Chester run into an ostrich farm while looking for the car... as soon as Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) sees the first ostrich and whispers, "Dude, it's a llama." Amazing.

Eric Friedmann Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:46 PM EST

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH:

"Dude, that's my skull! I'm s-o-o wasted!" - Jeff Spicolli

Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:01 PM EST

I loved when Brian and Stewie went to the hash bar in Amsterdam on Family Guy. "The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability."

Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:00 PM EST

No mention of Reefer Madness? That crazy-eyed piano player always freaked me out.

Jim Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 11:54 AM EST

Try this again.
PCU: "Can you show me where the campus is?"

Mary Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 11:32 AM EST

Anything that Slater sais and does in Dazed and Confused especially this line "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man" Soo funny..love Slater!

Los Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 11:28 AM EST

Emilio reminded me of another one: The peyote scene in Young Guns. "We're in the spirit world, you @SShole! They can't see us!" "Didya see the size of that chicken?"

cajunsblues Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:58 AM EST

In Grandma's boy, He turns to the monkey and say "Dont judge me monkey"

Kathleen Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:36 AM EST

Oh man, there are some awesome scenes listed on here. Love Jackie in Roseanne - "I don't have anybody! It's just me. Me and my ganja."
So glad Floyd from "True Romance" was mentioned (fave movie EVER). "Harold and Kumar" - Kumar's father says "Daddy will not come on anything," and the face that Kal Penn makes is pure comic genius. Also, Jim Brewer's grocery list. " . . . . And some Funyuns. Yeah!"

RedAngel Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:25 AM EST

Not a movie, but I agree with the poster who mentioned Carrie and Comic Store Guy from Sex and the City. Classic! "When they see billions of chicken wings, they're gonna know...(uncontrollable laughter)...WE WERE SMOKING THE POT!"

Los Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:21 AM EST

Blazing Saddles, Gene Wilder, "Ah.... Ah... (high-pitched voice) Listen, Bart... I want to you to (normal voice) do me a favor."

Los Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:17 AM EST

And a follow up to that, Emilio Estevez (same movie), "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" (glass door crashes)

aramis Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:16 AM EST

I have a few classic stoner moments (again, I HEART lists!):
-"Poltiergeist" when Steve and Diane were in the bedroom and Steve was reliving his glory diving days and then Robbie walks in
-"Roseanne" when Jackie just appeared in the bathtub while Dan and Roseanne were getting high, this after they discover David's weed was their own DECADES OLD stash, lol
-"Sex and the City" season six when Miranda has to score for Carrie's birthday
-"That 70s Show" when Red ate the happy brownies
-"Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" dishes scene is classic, but I was more amused when they got the dog high and it was laying on the ground belly up
-CHARLIE: That "9 to 5" scene is classic! Thanks for the reminder!
-"Empire Records" when Mark was eating the brownies while watching the GWAR video and getting eaten by the giant venus fly trap thing

Los Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 09:14 AM EST

The Breakfast Club, Anthony Michael Hall, "You see, the ladies.... can't hold they smoke.... Thass what it iss."

Esther Greenwood Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:53 AM EST

It's been a while since I've watched Empire Records, but it has some great stoner humor in it. Even some of the straight humor was very off-kilter stoner to me.
Also, "eating a sandwich" on HIMYM: "Where's my wife?" at the college reunion and Marshall thinking Ted was the dean.

Dixie Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:49 AM EST

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, when Spicoli and Charles' little brother wreck his Camaro...my favorite movie scene of all time, probably. i once reenacted it for my high-school drama class. My classmates loved it; the teacher was not amused.

Allyson Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:46 AM EST

How about "Reality Bites", I love the whole, "Don't bogart that can, Man!" and "Lalania, can you spot us some money for a pizza." Then shopping at a convience store on Mommy & Daddy's credit card. Basically sums up my college expierence...Man, I miss college!!!

Anne Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:42 AM EST

It has been almost 20 years since I have gotten the full stoner movie experience--but loved Dazed and Confused and see how Super Troopers would be a good one. Hell, I love the scene where they are screwing with the stoners. Though it is not a "stoner movie" I have never laughed harder then when I watched Ace Ventura Pet Detective in the theater with my buddies. And we rolled thru a good bit of popcorn to boot.

chad Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:29 AM EST

The pic is from Robot Chicken. Bets stoner moment is Jay fighting C*ckknocker in Jay and Silent Bob strike back

Winona Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:27 AM EST

The entirety of Dazed and Confused.

mydove Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:18 AM EST

I'm not a stoner, but hands down it has to be in Half Baked when Thurgood tells Brian that they're spending too much money. Then Brian asks Thurgood, "Now, wait a second, you told me last week that you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did that cost?" Best. Line. Ever. Maybe up there with Brad Pitt's Lloyd in True Romance with the condescend to me line.

Tonya Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 08:04 AM EST

My all time Fave stoner movie is HOW HIGH!!! I cant pick a favorite part cuzz it's all funny as He**! But dude is smoking his dead friend's ashes dude musta smoked some serious weed to make his homie see him in the after life!! It's the BOMB!!

Jeff Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 07:47 AM EST

I'm surprised there aren't that many references to Dazed and Confused on here. Loved when Slater asks for drugs and he'd told they don't have any, and he says casually: "That's okay man, that's okay. Be cooler if you did man." And I also think when Carrie got high on Sex and City after being dumped by a post it was hysterical.

Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 07:36 AM EST

This is another TV moment but I liked anytime Carrie decided to smoke on Sex and the City. My fav being the episode where she dates Wade, the comic book store guy, and they get caught by his parents at the end of the episode.

spud Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 06:45 AM EST

Being the one usually responsible for cleaning the dishes in my house, "The dished are DONE, man!" gets a lot of use. Just wish I had the guts to "do" them like he did in DTMTBD.

spud Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 06:44 AM EST

Being the one usually responsible for cleaning the dishes in my house, "The dished are DONE, man!" gets a lot of use. Just wish I had the guts to "do" them like he did in DTMTBD.

dave Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 06:39 AM EST

any Brad Pitt scene in True Romance
'Condescend to me? I'll F'n kill ya"...LOL!

Irish Paul Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 05:55 AM EST

Some brilliant scenes talked about here, and my choice would be any scene from Cheech and Chong : up in smoke. A classic stoner movie by which most other stoner films must aspire to in my opinion.

Unitad Popular Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 05:17 AM EST

If TV moments count i go with Weeds episode that aired 2 weeks ago where after getting completely baked with Silas' new crop Doug repeatedly asks "Silas, you suck d*ck?"

Delon Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 05:09 AM EST

I love me stoner movies. I'm an avid pothead. Sometimes i smoke 20 grams a week. 85% of my income goes to various dealers. I made many a dealer rich from L.A. to NYC! Best weed? Definitely NYC Diesel!!! Anywho, my favorite stoner movie has to be Smiley Face by Gregg Araki with Anna Farris as the lead character. She does an amazing job in the movie. Best stoner acting! There are many hilarious scenes. The one where she's trying to get out of her apartment garage in reverse gear. The one where she tries to sell weed during an audition and the one where she gives a lengthy speech about workers' rights and the evils of capitalism at the meatpacking factory. All very good. RENT SMILEY FACE, NOW !!!!

Dave Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 05:00 AM EST

First off, I just saw Pineapple Express, so....I'm not gonna say anything. But oddly enough, my favorite scene had (relatively) little to do with marijuana.

But as far as funny weed scenes go?

Half-Baked, hands down. After Brian's speech about Killer at the funeral and then Scarface's little speech, when Thurgood just stares at them, dumbfounded and goes "Y'all have smoked yourselves retarded!"

Gets me every time, man bro dude!

Ryan B Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 01:23 AM EST

That episode of Roseanne is classic. Jackie saying "Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?"

Also, Brad Pitt in True Romance, requesting more cleaning products.

Hunter Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 01:05 AM EST

To Jelana:
Holy s@#$! That is my favorite episode of Roseanne! I love it when Jackie is in the bathtub eating a popcicle!

Charlie Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:51 AM EST

I've always been partial to Dolly, Jane and Lily smoking it up in '9 to 5'. Killing your boss fantasies are so much better when you're high.

Tom Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:17 AM EST

One of my favorites is in Grandmas Boy when Alex is playing video games with the monkey and the tv isn't even turned on.

Rob Grizzly Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 12:15 AM EST

It's not technically a "stoner" moment because they weren't smoking weed, but I love LOVE the scene in Knocked up where Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd are tripping out on 'shrooms and watching Cirque Du Solei.

I also like the scene in Super Troopers when the cops are baked and watching that Indian cartoon with the monkey

robin Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 11:41 PM EST

Love Travis Birkenstock's thank you speech on tardiness - thanks the people at McDonalds - in Clueless

sarcastro Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 10:51 PM EST

This one's kinda outta nowhere, but Steve Zahn's entrance into "Out of Sight" is priceless and immediately defines his character. In the middle of the night, wearing sunglasses, during a jailbreak, "Studs," who is supposed to be picking up George Clooney and Ving Rhames in a second getaway car, asks lackadaisically says, "so, what's going on?" George Clooney responds, "Oh, nothing."

bluegirl Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 09:24 PM EST

how about super troopers? there are several scenes....but i particularly like when the kids are parked on the side of the road....and the cops act like they've just pulled them over.
funny stuff..

tyler Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 08:22 PM EST

OK, kinda different from the rest, but the scene in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels where that stoned chick gets ahold of the machine gun.

Awesome.

Stacey Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 06:34 PM EST

Another reason I love EW and Annie Barrett-for keeping Arrested Development alive! That episode when Buster wanted George Michael to score weed for Lucille's nausea had a million funny moments. And anything from Dazed and Confused.

Heather Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 05:19 PM EST

I don't generally like stoner movies, but Harold and Kumar is CLASSIC. And the scene in the stolen car when they put in the poser white boys' mix tape and end up singing along to "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips. That's classic. Totally classic.

Jelana Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 05:04 PM EST

Do TV stoner moments count? There was an episode of Roseanne where they found and smoked an old joint. They got completely paranoid and couldn't remember why they ever liked that stuff back in the day. For film, it's when Spicoli looks completely confused when Mr. Hand distributes the pizza he ordered to the rest of the class.

FabK Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:52 PM EST

Definitely 9 to 5. They decide to smoke a joint that Lily Taylor's character got from her son. I loved the movie when I was little and I never understood why they were laughing so hard at nothing and talking about how delicious all the food was. Now I get it.

Jay Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:49 PM EST

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When Franco's character can't see where he's driving during the car chase and decides to kick out the windshield since he has seen that in action movies. His leg gets stuck right there and he's still trying to drive with one foot. I.CRIED! Too funny!

Martha Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:34 PM EST

I'll second all the comments made so far, and add the following classic exchange from "Ferris Bueller's Day off":
"Drugs?"
"No thanks, I'm straight."
"No...are you in here for drugs?"
"No. Why are you here?"
"Drugs."
Awesome. Possibly my favorite Charlie Sheen moment ever.

SilentSyren Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:28 PM EST

David Spade and Chris Farley in Black Sheep, when the nitrous oxide in the trunk of the cop car starts leaking, and everything becomes very profound. Including the very weird word "road". And getting pulled over not for speeding, but for going "Seven. You were going seven miles an hour!" Classic!

Lizzy Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:19 PM EST

Dude Where's My Car

THE WHOLE MOVIE but especially the Chinese Food scene.

I'm sorry that movie is so dumb but SOOOOOOO FUNNY

Melissa Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:19 PM EST

"I get older, and they stay the same age."

Mel Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:13 PM EST

My favorite moment has to be when they trick Sean Penn's Spicolli to coming to class and he gets into class and says "Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!" Gets me every time. But "Dishes are done man!" is classic!

birdgirl39 Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:08 PM EST

The scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when the guys tumble out of the smoke-spewing van brings back so many memories....er,um, I think they are memories....can't remember, man...

Charlie Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 04:07 PM EST

Or, how about Half Baked? I don't know why, but the line "They killed Killer, B!" gets me every time.

emily Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:58 PM EST

FRIDAY - the best stoner movie ever. how could one scene or line be picked out of it. smokey (chris tucker) in debbo's chicken coop after he smoked angel dust with the mexicans. smokey replying to ice cube's question of do you want some kool-aide - "maaaaan, you KNOW i want some kool-aide." everything in that movie is stoner to the genius degree. for a serious stoner movie (but still funny as hell), Pulp Fiction.

Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:50 PM EST

This will date me, but does anyone remember in one of the Revenge of the Nerds movies, the nerds are all stuck on a beach, stoned, and the token "tough-but-stupid" guy says, "What if dog was really spelled C-A-T?" and all the nerds think for a moment and respond, "WHOAAAAAAAAAA" always cracks me up!

BrandonK Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:49 PM EST

I don't know if it's some weird predilection I have, but I think James Franco is about 5x hotter with long hair and a goofy stoner grin. Why is that?!

Jackie Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:48 PM EST

Oh, almost forgot! Also the scene in Dogma where they're all sitting in the woods and Rufus (Chris Rock) has just explained that Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) is a distant relation to Jesus. Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob) has just taken a drag off a joint, and as he lets it out, he says "So Bethany's part black?"

EP Sato Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:48 PM EST

Harold and Kumar 1: They are getting stoned, and a famous anti-drug ad comes on. You know, there one where the stoned kid kills himself by mistake with a shotgun and the ad says "MARIJUANA KILLS". The two guys see it and start laughing like hyenas and Kumar says "I love that sh-t!".

100% agreed since it was the lies perpetrated in anti-drug ads that got me to smoke my first joint. Seriously, if not for Nancy Reagan and the National Office for Drug Policy (oh and Ad Council), I probably would NEVER have discovered marijuana. Thanks guys!

mcm Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:36 PM EST

Seriously, no love yet for Harold and Kumar (the original, clearly)? As many others have observed, it's hard to pick a single moment... but I guess the moment that best epitomizes the genre is, "Dude, we're so high right now." "We're not low!" AWESOME.

Jenn Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:34 PM EST

From Robocop, when he's walking (very dramatically) through the station, and you hear in the background, "I am a repeat offender! I repeat - I will offend again!"

JJ Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:29 PM EST

Annie, you forgot to say that the Kenny/Keith Coogan moment is from "Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Dead" (in case anyone out there was wondering). I loved "Dude, Where's My Car", esp. when the two guys are reading each other's tatoos. "Dude" ... "Sweet"... "Dude!" ... "Sweet!"... "Dude!!!" ... "Sweet!!!". I also liked the relentless "And then...?" coming from the drive-thru speaker.

JJ Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:28 PM EST

I think one of the more underrated stoner movies from recent years is "Dude, Where''s My Car?"

Personal favorite line(s): "Trained dolphins could do a better job of delivering pizzas."
"Yeah, but then the pizzas'd get all wet."

Ceballos Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:26 PM EST

It's a throwaway line (and he's not really a stoner), but the moment in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" where Steve Carrell's Andy is stoned out of his mind and is being seduced by Elizabeth Banks and she asks him what part of her body he'd like to shave, and he responds with "I wanna shave your head!" completely cracks me up every single time.

CB Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:20 PM EST

Anything involving Slater (Rory Cochran) from Dazed and Confused

Jackie Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:19 PM EST

This is not from a movie, but there was an episode of "Desperate Housewives" when Lynnette was too nauseous to eat after going through chemo, so her mother made her some pot brownies and got her son to trick her into eating them. She then shows up at a charades party and had the funniest moment EVER on the show - acting out the film title "Hang 'Em High" by pointing to Edie who had tried to commit suicide by hanging herself. Truly great TV moment!

Chaddogg Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:18 PM EST

Um, how about every last scene in Big Lebowski?

(And great Arrested Development shoutout, Annie. Oscar's gonna put it in her brownie....I didn't need to know that.)

ericalina Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:16 PM EST

not a stoner movie moment, but not a week goes by that i don't quote rob schneider's, "you put your WEED IN THERE!" from snl.

Crystal Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:16 PM EST

Dazed and Confused. It's hard to pick just one moment that sticks out, but maybe the moment at the beginning with Slater where he's talking to another character and cannot figure out what words he wants to use and when he turns around you hear "oh man I'm f&*%ed up."

Emily Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:12 PM EST

that's the package label from the "Afternoon Delight" weed Oscar Bluth bakes in to brownies which he feeds to Lucille. Which, in turn, result in her running over Tobias at the Banana Stand Christmas Party. Arrested Development, natch.

Stephanie T. Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 03:11 PM EST

Road Trip. The scenes with Barry's grandfather and his dog.

I've got the f-ing munchies real bad"
"Tell that B-ch to make me some blueberry pancakes!"