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For the record: Paris Hilton IS capable of memorizing a two-minute script

Aug 7, 2008, 01:37 PM | by Simon Vozick-Levinson

Categories: Advertising, Current Affairs, News You Can Use, Paris Hilton

Hey, remember that political ad spoof Paris Hilton did for FunnyorDie.com less than 72 hours ago (watch it below if not)? Kinda great! And yet, perhaps also kinda five or six Internet buzz cycles in the past already. But before we move on to our next shiny distraction, let's take a moment to set the record straight. Some, including myself, have been wondering about how exactly Paris pulled off all that wonky energy-policy talk for the ad. I mean, that kind of jargon regularly trips up John McCain when he tries to talk about it. Was Paris using cue cards? A teleprompter? Honestly, to me it looked like someone might have Photoshopped her mouth moving and dubbed in the words. BUT! The Funny or Die crew have revealed that Paris needed no such technological aid to shoot the ad. She memorized the whole speech, people. All minute and fifty seconds of it. Shame on any of us who suspected otherwise. Please join me in registering your apologies to Ms. Hilton below. (Furthermore, Funny or Die claims she didn't even ask to be paid for the skit. And people call her materialistic!)

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In Latin America, the Beauty Queens run for Public office, they are already celebrities. If Paris runs for public Office, she has my vote,
she is as smart as the Governator!!

Of course she does not have Ronald Regan's clean cut image yet!!

Crybaby Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 06:35 PM EST

This was a knee slapper. Paris has a wicked sense of humor. I do think that Paris has us all fooled. Sure she comes across as a dumb blonde who loves shopping and the color pink. but she was more then likely educated by some of the best. I think she's alot smarter then we think. And that is the beauty behind the brains. I think that the public stuff that 'WE' see is a persona that she's cashing in on. LOVES IT!

Jess Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 05:38 PM EST

Personally, I think Paris would be an amazing president. In God We Trust turns into Thats Hot! ...great stuff :D

As for VP I think it should be Britney Spears ^_^

PKDenver Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 04:41 PM EST

Very impressed. My opinion of Paris has improved significantly. I didn't think she had it in her.

Kudos to Paris for her smooth and articulate delivery and for responding to the McCain ad in a classy, intelligent and humorous way.

Eric Friedmann Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 12:12 PM EST

Wow! Perhaps whoever is f*cking her these days occassionally takes the sock out of her mouth and lets her say a few words!

GHB Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 11:18 AM EST

Who cares who wrote it or who directed it? Bottom line is Paris was really funny in it, and I'm no fan. The reason the video works so well is Paris!

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Great Energy Policy Paris, and for your V.P. nom, please pick Hilary Clinton*that would be Hot*

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Joey Jo Jo Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 06:20 PM EST

I'm almost ashamed that I liked this video, a lot. But then I remember that whoever wrote and directed this video did most of the work and deserves most of the credit and it makes me feel better.

Garry Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 06:10 PM EST

Yay, Paris Hilton for President.

cimagato Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 05:55 PM EST

Almost, almost!! made it through the summer without PH. I knew it had to be too good to be true. (And, now, she's everywhere again. Agghhh!) Oh, and I don't buy it that she memorized her lines, unless she has some idiot-savant kind of thing going.

Nugget Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 03:53 PM EST

I would vote for her before I voted for McCain!

EP Sato Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 02:19 PM EST

It seems Paris has gotten a reboot on her life since the arrest. She's been donating to good causes, using her powers of persuasion for good, and now showing that she's got talents not seen by night vision cameras.

Her wonky speech wasn't TOO wonky, as most Beltway Insiders drop anagrams the way Nino Brown drops off Turkeys on Thanksgiving day.

Chief Editor Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 01:28 PM EST

We put up ringtone-ready audio from the Paris video over at Entertonement: http://entertonement.com/clips?keywords=paris+hilton+on+politics

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