George Clooney buys woman new car

Joao Limao Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 05:20 PM EST

Italy does not have the disgusting, sick "sue" culture that has been cultivated by sleezy scum sucking tort lawyers. Clooney didn't have to do more than fix the damage, he went the extra few inches to keep things simple, nothing more. 28 grand to Clooney is an equivalent hit to the wallet that the price of a plate of pasta is to the rest of us.
It's those 99% or lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name.

J.L.REECE Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 09:32 AM EST

SETTLING FOR A NEW CAR IS ONE THING, IF YOU TAKE IT AND SIGN A RELEASE FORM YOUR CRAZY. I WAS REARENDED AND HAD WHIPLASS. IT IS NO JOKE TO ME I MADE THAT MISTAKE, IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU YEARS DOWN THE ROAD. IT CAN BE VERY PAINFULL AND DISRUPT YOUR LIFE,ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CAN'T WORK.

Geen Fritsch Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 09:07 AM EST

The Lancia is a very nice looking car (the Europeans have a better sense of style than we do) and Im betting if the car were for sale here in the USA, people would be lining up for it-like they do for the Smart car!

Red Jacobs Mon, Aug 25, 2008 at 09:13 PM EST

WoW!!!! Whatta a nice man he is......a great actor too.

Ron Mexico Mon, Aug 25, 2008 at 09:44 AM EST

Forgot my "d" on the end of he. Apologies...

Ron Mexico Mon, Aug 25, 2008 at 09:43 AM EST

With all of the coin that Clooney has, I'd say $28,000 is a little light. If dude were really class, he hook her up with a 7-series BMW or something.

And, Amanda, no one really appreciates or believes name-dropping here. I'm sure that, if your friend really dated Clooney, you're probably not the kind of person that spends time posting to an EW message board. Cheers!!!

Amanda Sun, Aug 24, 2008 at 03:15 PM EST

His misguided politics and elitism aside, Clooney has a real reputation as a louse to women (and I'm basing this partially on a girlfriend of mine who dates him a few times).

janie Sat, Aug 23, 2008 at 04:06 AM EST

Hey Binky, "WOW"!!! Is it really that serious? LOL. Chill out on the winks, you dont want to scare poor old George.

Nanea Sat, Aug 23, 2008 at 03:36 AM EST

And your sources are? Clooney denied this story days ago via his publicist Rosenfield days ago. I thought EW was above internet myths and made-up stuff like that but I guess not. Actually there are pap pics that prove Clooney was hundreds of miles away when this was supposed to have happened.

Kirk Sat, Aug 23, 2008 at 12:01 AM EST

George,
Suggest you hire a driver. It may be more expensive but safer in the long run.

chris Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 09:55 PM EST

If he ever hit my lambo, I doubt he'd pay. I probably get more action in it than him!! haha

check it out...

http://www.yournobody.com/2008/08/13/you-work-at-mac-how-can-you-think-youre-cool/

BinkyM Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 09:49 PM EST

I'd *totally* sacrifice a Lancia Ypsilon in a fender bender just to ogle George Clooney up close, to be able to tell him my neck and shoulders are sore, and how I'm *sure* they'll be just fine after a good neck rub (wink, wink) and maybe a good squeeze to pop the kink in my spine. Maybe a little hot tub and a glass of wine to ease my nerves, too, from the surprise of having been rammed from behind.

(Lancia Ypsilon? I'd give up a BENTLEY for a little action from George! You'd be writing about me being one of those fans to whom George said "Hello," or maybe he even just smiled at me, and I fainted.)