Jun 24, 2008, 09:34 AM | by Michael Slezak
Categories: 'Battlestar Galactica', I'm Just a Geek, Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey. You don't really believe she's been assembling that massive army of loyal homemakers for nothing, do you?
Dee Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 02:17 PM EST
Holy sh*t, DS9Sisko, that theory kicks @ss. But you forgot to mention his army of swaybots(TM by our very own Slezak).
milo Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 11:40 AM EST
DS9Sisko, that is hands down the funniest sh*t I've read all day. Though I do believe Oprah is if not a cylon some sort of evil alien toaster trying to take over earth.
Snarf Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 10:56 AM EST
Come to think of it, this would explain a lot, if not everything.
Tim Lade Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 10:11 AM EST
Well it's certainly possible. She gets a little too excited for Tina Turner though so I don't know if that is cylon behaviour.
DS9Sisko Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 09:37 AM EST
Simon Cowell = The Fith Cylon, already on Earth. His American Idol and other reality shows have planted chips in the brains of mindless drones everywhere, seeing "stars" in their eyes like Baltar's visions of Six and calling and "texting" like maniacs over the wireless, clearly code for trying to break the encryption codes of the Galatica fleet. And each year, an ever growing number of skinjobs switch on like the FInal Four, hearing cover songs in their heads as they obediently (and often psychotically) "audition" for American Idol. William Hung's voice is responsible for the final shots of devastation seen in the midseason finale.
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