Not MY demo: 'The Women' trailer
Jun 3, 2008, 07:39 PM | by Adrienne Day
Categories: Dude, THAT's your plot?, Hell to the no!, Movie Trailers, Things That Make Me Die Inside
So I just saw the trailer for The Women, which opens Sept. 12 and stars Meg Ryan,
Annette Bening (left), Eva Mendes, Debra Messing (right), and Jada Pinkett Smith (center), and,
well, I feel... afraid. Very afraid. Why? Watch the trailer, and then let's discuss.
Four women in one of two available emotional states (panicked or elated), dolled up and talking about men (those cheating bastards!) and pregnancy, along with shots of yipping toy poodles and perfume and nail polish... plus Candice Bergen in the resigned-yet-lovable mommy role... uh oh. I smell a formula. If this is what Hollywood has in store for my demo (female, thirty-ish, urban), I'm returning my TiVo and buying a house in Svalbard.
Maybe the title cards that they flash, as the trailer scrolls on by, might provide some sort of plotline or heft or dimensionality or, heck, anything with a smattering of substance:
When the women get together... there will be no lies... no secrets... no warnings... this fall... the ultimate battle... between every woman... and the other woman... begins.
To quote my estimable collegue M. Slezak: Blurg. I'd rather see every superhero movie out this summer while wearing my Underoos than sit through this drivel. Am I the only one who feels this way, or am I due for a restructuring of my chromosomes?

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