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Trailer Blazer: 'Zombie Strippers'

Apr 4, 2008, 11:21 AM | by Annie Barrett

Categories: Horror, Movie Trailers

No, it's not "Our Favorite Zombie Strippers," the latest brilliant traffic-driving photo gallery idea from EW.com. This is an actual Robert Englund-Jenna Jameson vehicle that's opening in limited theatrical release from April 18-25 instead of going directly to DVD. You probably won't want to see it because you're reasonable, or because you already saw the vampire version of the same story in From Dusk 'til Dawn. But you can't argue that you're worse off having watched this trailer. And if you try to leave a comment that says so, Jenna Jameson will apppear in your mirror, looking exasperated while pretending to read a book, and have her way with you. (In other words... totally do it?)


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Matt Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 10:19 PM EST

http://www.zombiestrippers.net/index.html

Nick Mon, Apr 7, 2008 at 12:59 PM EST

its sad that people can't appreciate bad horror. its INTENTIONALLY bad people! its for....wait what was that pasttime Americans sometimes have? oh yeah....FUN!

ITS NOT SERIOUS.

CMU Sun, Apr 6, 2008 at 11:12 AM EST

*blowing all their money* on horrible films like this.

CMU Sun, Apr 6, 2008 at 11:11 AM EST

How did this get made?! It's sad that garbage like this is produced. No wonder we have to pay $10 for a movie ticket. The studios seem to be blowing (no pun intended) on horrible films like this.

soulman Sun, Apr 6, 2008 at 12:28 AM EST

i love jenna.

Lene Fri, Apr 4, 2008 at 06:41 PM EST

I have no idea what that is, but I. Must. See. It!

StaleCake Fri, Apr 4, 2008 at 12:39 PM EST

With her ever-expanding collagen lips Jenna should do a remake of Howard the Duck. For my money, nothing -- nothing! -- beats the title of original trashsploitation feature: FRANKENHOOKER. The marquee stands actually had the fishnet-and leather-miniskirt character and if you pushed a button she squealed "WANNA DATE?"

Snarf Fri, Apr 4, 2008 at 10:57 AM EST

Hmmm. Pass I'll wait for the enivitable Werewolf/Stripper movie

EP Sato Fri, Apr 4, 2008 at 10:47 AM EST

I've written about my love of zombies many times. Jenna Jameson is her own kind of cool and she deserves a chance to rack up a few non porno credits. Maybe she can team up with Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell for her next gig?

If this awesome piece of exploitation trash cinema comes to my town, I'll be there!

Heather Fri, Apr 4, 2008 at 10:31 AM EST

What. The. HELL???


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