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Should Cher play every role in everything from now on? (YES!)

Apr 14, 2008, 11:29 AM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: Camp classics, Film, Television, Viral Video!!!

For years, I've been mercilessly mocked by my friends for advocating a CD series called Now That's What I Call Cher!, which would essentially take the concept of Now That's What I Call Music, but instead compile the biggest radio hits of every era as covered by the Oscar-winning star of Moonstruck. This pitch is usually followed by me attempting to imitate Cher performing Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City" or Beyoncé's "Irreplaceable" or Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy," and everyone's stunned realization that, in fact, her throaty warble fits every genre perfectly! (Yes, this is the most embarrassing/gayest sentence I have ever written for PopWatch.)

Imagine my shock, then, when on a recent visit to Metafilter, I was directed to a YouTube video of Cher's version of West Side Story — in which she plays every single role. According to the folks at Just Plain Cher, the performance was part of a 1978 ABC special (called, naturally, Cher), and I hereby pass the insanity on to you all. Check out part one below, and part two (after the jump), and if you have any words to describe your feelings, do cher share them with your fellow PopWatchers.


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Jean Sun, May 11, 2008 at 12:15 PM EST

Cher is great and though I am too young to have remembered but barely her earliest times with Sonny I do remember her music always seeming to be a part of my life. I had the chance to see her in 2002 during the Farewell Tour and it was great ! I would much rather see Cher than Madonna any day ! It was worth the $30 I paid and it was a treat. Cher is much more a talent than Madonna could ever hope to be ! And she has one thing Madonna probably burns for An Oscar ! You go girl !

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Cher is great and though I am too young to have remembered but barely her earliest times with Sonny I do remember her music always seeming to be a part of my life. I had the chance to see her in 2002 during the Farewell Tour and it was great ! I would much rather see Cher than Madonna any day ! It was worth the $30 I paid and it was a treat. Cher is much more a talent than Madonna could ever hope to be ! And she has one thing Madonna probably burns for An Oscar ! You go girl !

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I'm so glad Cher is coming back, but it is almost bittersweet, as she says, she won't be doing this that much longer, so sorta bring a lump to my throat & a tear to my eyes to see her too. I just hope she can live to be a ripe old age & have the last laugh for all those who have gave her crap all these years. Love ya Cher! You'll always have a piece of my hear, even if you don't know me! Drop em dead at Vegas! Wish I could be there!

cimagato Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 12:08 PM EST

That was amazing. I thought I wouldn't be able sit through the narcissistic cheese, but this was surprisingly good. Props to Cher.

Laurie Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 09:42 AM EST

I love 1970s technology.

That was surreal seeing four Chers on the stage and all dressed like really feminine men.

bud Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 06:30 AM EST

I remember watching this when it first aired. To my teenaged musical loving gay self it was the greatest thing ever. Just now I could only watch a few seconds of each section. Still love Cher though!

jes1 Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 01:38 AM EST

Yes, that was about the gayest thing I have ever seen and I mean that in a good way! Love it and love Cher!

Joan Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 07:56 PM EST

Coincidentally, I just saw Moonstruck for the first time yesterday and now I'm on a Cher kick. I love that video!

I remember that you wrote the column a week or two ago about loving "Don't Stop Movin" by S Club 7, and if you haven't already you should check out Alphabeat. I love both "Fascination" and "10000 Nights of Thunder" and I think you would too.

Sonny Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 04:13 PM EST

I don't particularly feel very strongly about Cher one way or the other. However, I do feel that some day, if I do end up in hell, that video will be playing on a constant loop.

Anne Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 02:36 PM EST

You know, my dad saw this musical during its first run on Broadway so I've grown up with it. And watching Cher and her dramatic work, makes me wanna go home and pop in the movie and follow it up with South Pacific.

Middento Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 01:30 PM EST

Wow.

Personally, I'm upset that she didn't do "Gee, Officer Krupke." Cuz no one wants a fella like cher with a social disease. *grin*

NineDaves Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 01:27 PM EST

i was hoping for america or the dance at the gym. once again cher - you let me down!

Whoa Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 12:47 PM EST

As a guy, she looks like a cross between Nicolas Cage and KD Lang.
She also sings better as the guy.

Tom Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 12:44 PM EST

The whirring sound you here is Lenny Bernstein spinning in his grave.

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Maggs Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:38 AM EST

I think this is a strong argument on why cloning should never happen. Slezak you ruined West Side Story for me...sigh.

sarah Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:30 AM EST

now that's what i call cher! is a good idea :)

Snarf Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:27 AM EST

One of my friends used to say after civilization as we know it ends all that will be left is cockroaches and Cher. Cockroaches - 0. Cher - 1.


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