Mar 5, 2008, 01:00 PM | by Michael Slezak
Categories: 'America's Next Top Doll', 'America's Next Top Model'
You asked for it, you got it! The America's Next Top Doll blog posts have given birth to a video series. So PopWatchers, any predictions on which contestant is going to win the whole thing?
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Maggs Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 07:41 PM EST
There are actual tears coming out of my eyes right now from laughing so hard. Im rooting for Explorita cuz I had the same haircut all through elementary school. Keep it coming Slezak!
Garry Hannon Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 05:00 PM EST
I want your job. Kritiquing ANTM and Idol and playing with dolls...sign me girl! Is it sad that I can recognize some of the voices? Do I need to get a life? Sadly, kinda yeah!
vivian.tamao@yaho.com Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 03:50 PM EST
I thought that the VIDEO DOLL for American Idol was empty and just plain stupid get a real story for it.
Lyla Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 01:59 AM EST
mail order bride FTW!!!!
way better than this cycle of antm.
ANTD = FIERCE
Explorita Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 01:05 AM EST
LOL!!! with tears .... brilliant
Keep them coming! it's better then the real thing jajaaaaa
Amber Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 04:30 PM EST
that opening song was hilarious. it also took me a second to realize the guy with tin foil on his head was mr. j. genius!
allie Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 02:57 PM EST
my vote's with hawaiielle. also, i am in love with you, michael slezak.
...not in a creepy way or anything...
Elizabeth Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 02:03 PM EST
My money is on ABILITEE: "bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it"!
It took me a minute to put the foil and Mr. Jay together. Can I vote Slezak & Barrett for President/VP? (and does Tyra know you're doing this? Or Joel McHale?)
Jen Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 01:26 PM EST
I'm rooting for Explorita! When my sister and I made an audition video for the Amazing Race, we did a little skit w/Barbies but it wasn't as funny as this!
Mozz Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 12:30 PM EST
I wouldn't count out ABILITEE, sure she looks like a boy now, but wait till Makeover week.
Mozz Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 12:24 PM EST
Sleslak, I have a CATRA doll (from the She-Ra collection) who didn't even hear about the auditions. I'm so there next season though; with my Catty self. MeoW, Love it!
new yorker Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 10:16 AM EST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I saw this yesterday, and then I got all my coworkers together this morning so we could watch it again. Yes, we really are a very productive bunch here.
Sara Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 08:49 AM EST
Dammit! What kind of format are these videos IN? I just allowed six different ad sites through NoScript in the hopes that ONE of them would make the video appear, no dice. Grrr.
Laura Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 12:35 AM EST
I love you people. End of story. Seriously, can I come work there?
I think the second girl in the credits is gonna win based off her name. It was unpronouncable - Abeerdaerkjlawe something or another. I laughed so hard just at the sight of that name. Can't wait for more!!
soulman Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 12:05 AM EST
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER. I wish I was friends with you guys. that really cracked me up.
kaybee Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 07:47 PM EST
so wrong, but so right! you guys are awesome ... keep up the footage from America's Next Top Doll!!
Pamela Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 06:38 PM EST
Who's gonna win ANTD 9.5? My money til I spit my tea while watching this video would have been on the fantabulous Hellaciouse but Ms Explorita seems to be a "take no prisoners" kinda gal so she has my vote, for now.
Maybe we can hear from token lesbian Abilitee, token pony Soda Float, and token zombie Princess Thursday next time around? Please, please, please. Or is that a neigh?
Houstonian Jen in DC Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 06:26 PM EST
I'll admit it. I almost wet my pants when I watched this the first time. When Princess Thursday and Explorita, and Abilitee popped up, I almost lost it. I don' know what y'all are smoking over there, Slezak, but it must be some good stuff. Keep it coming!
bb Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 05:34 PM EST
I love this too, (just wanted to comment because I watch crazy ANTM, and am waiting for a model to turn up).
Erik Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 04:23 PM EST
Popwatch Blog is the number 1 blog out there. Amazing! Michael and Annie you both rock my world. Keep them coming!
skye Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 04:19 PM EST
"Explorita! Sue!" lol I'm mad you put a my little pony doll on there. And the old crew is back, which is tight. You sshould have the zombie doll try to eat explorita. And the girl' sshould be like 'if she wasn't so fat..."
econruth Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 04:17 PM EST
When Princess Thursday popped up on the opening credits I laughed so hard I cried! And then Soda Pop..
I can't wait!
ian Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 04:14 PM EST
Sue is my pick to win, she has the most exotic name.... and what about the legs on Etendrer. Yowzaa!
Kai- Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 03:57 PM EST
I'm with Devin....I'm in the wrong career. I've never seen a full episode of ANTM, but I certainly won't miss any of these. Too funny and thank god for earphones at work.
beckykatt Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 02:42 PM EST
Darn it!! I have to wait until I get home to watch the videos... worth the wait, I am sure!!
Martha Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 02:35 PM EST
You guys, it's all about Fruzen Gladje. She has the most awesome name of the bunch...and who knows, maybe she was a mail order bride?
Braxton Hicks Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 02:15 PM EST
Neither of these dolls have a chance.
Hellacouise? Hell to the No! if the best sob story you can come up with is 'abusive boyfriend' and 'dull job' then you'll never make it past castings. It's all about genital mutilation and psychotic conditions these days - domestic abuse is so last season. Just you wait 'til one of these dolls reveals that she was born WITHOUT genitals - that's a story that'll get Tyra's exploitation glands throbbing.
As for Explorita - yes, she's fierce now - but mark my words, five episodes in and she'll be a broken shell - all that 'plus size personality' gone while she's forced to wear a garage attendant's outfit by some skinny stylist who can't be bothered to source anything above a size zero.
And yes - I'm still bitter about Toccara being cut - why do you ask?
Andrea Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 01:15 PM EST
Oh man, my stomach hurts from laughing so much. I can't wait to see how the My Little Pony--I think her name is Soda Pop?--does! And the tinfoil on Jay's head was so dead on accurate too...just one thing was missing: snarky comments from Miss J. (Although the outfit was fierce, darling.)
Keep them coming, Slezak, please! You just made my week.
Ep Sato Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 12:38 PM EST
I didn't think America's Next Top Doll could get any better. WRONG! Now it's a snappy video too! My money's on Hawaielle.
Nancy Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 12:38 PM EST
Loved it! Truthfully, I prefer the written word, because I'm going to have to watch that thing 5 times before I get all of those hilarious names, and I just loave Slezak's writing. Still, ANTD in any form is the BEST THING EVER!!! Thank you!
Sweet Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 12:26 PM EST
Wowy, wowwza! Hell Yeah! I laughed my butt off! I need Sleazak's job!
cook Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 12:04 PM EST
Explorita all the way!!!
(btw this is the funniest thing i've seen on EW, rotflmao)
Brian Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 12:00 PM EST
Hilarious, brilliant, with just a liiiitle bit of creepy factor thrown in there. The random hands were my favorite.
roseslg Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 11:58 AM EST
Explorita is my favourite. She is going to be the first plussie to take it all. She does have the same haircut as last season's winner, so she's a sure bet.
Natalie Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 11:47 AM EST
Video!!! OmGAH! Best thing i have ever seen. Heart you Slezak =]
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