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What's missing from our list of the Worst Movie Dialogue Ever?

Jan 30, 2008, 09:40 AM | by Gary Susman

Categories: 100% Pure Cheese, Camp classics, Film

Showgirls_l At a time of year when we're reminded of the best that movies have to offer, let's not forget that some of Hollywood's best have also had to say some of the worst lines ever written for the screen. Check out our new Worst Movie Dialogue Ever gallery — and then feel free to complain here about your favorite lame lines that were left off the list. (Me, I'm disappointed that we couldn't find room for any of the many howlers from Showgirls. Admittedly, most of them are unprintable, but one that's SFW is when Elizabeth Berkley's Nomi, pictured, is trying to bond with Gina Gershon's Cristal and squeals, "I used to love Doggy Chow, too!" Good times.) Go ahead, show us your good taste in bad taste in the comments section below.

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Donna M. Pursell Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 10:16 AM EST

Worst Movie Dialogue Ever? How about Jessica Lange in the 1976 "King Kong":
"Let me go, you male chauvinist pig ape!"

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A DINGO ATE YOUR FACT CHECKER! Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 03:20 AM EST

The line "A dingo ate my baby!" does not appear in the film A CRY IN THE DARK. The line of dialogue in the film is "The dingo's got my baby!" (based on a real-life quote). The line "A dingo ate my baby!" comes from a SEINFELD episode making fun of the film. Nice try, though!

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