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'Flight of the Hamsters' will get you fired!

Jan 22, 2008, 07:40 AM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: Animals, Apropos of Nothing, Games

Hamsterlaunch_l I'm warning you. Don't click on the following link for this highly addictive online game called Flight of the Hamsters. (And damn you, Metafilter, for the link!) You won't be able to stop playing. Not even when your supervisor scurries over to your desk to investigate the little hamster cheers emanating from your computer every time one of the little guys gets launched into the air for an exciting airborne adventure. You'll be sitting there, enthralled, ignoring your morning deadline. Your boss will grimace, grumble something ominous about said deadline. You'll be frustrated because you just missed the pink inflatable ball that would've carried your furry friend another 10 feet. You'll click again -- just once more time, just to see if you can better your score! -- and before you know it, security will approach with a big cardboard box, asking you to pack your belongings and go home. Which you'll do. And then you'll get right back on your computer and play Flight of the Hamsters again. Until you end up living in a cardboard box and cursing the hamsters, cursing PopWatch, and cursing me. But you won't be able to say I didn't warn you.

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gina lam's bf Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:58 AM EST

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your mum Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:56 AM EST

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gina lam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:56 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:55 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:42 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:37 AM EST

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gina lam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:36 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:32 AM EST

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gina lam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:32 AM EST

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hi Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM EST

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gina lam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:24 AM EST

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anon Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:24 AM EST

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anon Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:24 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:24 AM EST

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gina lam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:18 AM EST

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adam Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:16 AM EST

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html#commentsform Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 09:13 AM EST

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liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:32 AM EST

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101411982#comment-101411982 Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:32 AM EST

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love you all
willi wonka
and gina wilson

gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:31 AM EST

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liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:30 AM EST

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i love gina i shobe my knob in her minge and suck her nipples

gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:30 AM EST

no it isnt cus i am a man and if we hav shaged then you are gay

steve Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:29 AM EST

i like pie

gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:28 AM EST

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liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:28 AM EST

i shag u gina ur minge is gappy and i shove my tounge in there

liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:28 AM EST

i shag u gina ur minge is gappy and i shove my tounge in there

pie man Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:28 AM EST

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101410532#comment-101410532 Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:26 AM EST

right i have had it i am soo gonna fidddle with you

lots of love willi wonka
and gina wilson

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101410532#comment-101410532 Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:26 AM EST

right i have had it i am soo gonna fidddle with you

lots of love willi wonka
and gina wilson

gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:25 AM EST

no liam it is u i want to shag

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101410656#commentsform Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:25 AM EST

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101410656#commentsform Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:25 AM EST

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gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:23 AM EST

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101410080#comment-101410080 Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:23 AM EST

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lots and lots of love
willi wonka
and gina wilson

gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:22 AM EST

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/01/flight-hamsters.html?cid=101409084#commentsform Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:19 AM EST

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gina wilson

dee dee Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:17 AM EST

i am gay

pope Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:16 AM EST

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pope Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:15 AM EST

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deedee Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:15 AM EST

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gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:15 AM EST

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gina lam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:14 AM EST

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deedee Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:13 AM EST

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deedee Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:13 AM EST

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ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:08 AM EST

may b

liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:07 AM EST

u wanna come for a sleepover during the holidays

liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:07 AM EST

u wanna come for a sleepover during the holidays

mr mc buns Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:06 AM EST

fec u

ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:05 AM EST

oh ur HAMSTERS i thaught itv was some thing else you know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge

father jack Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:05 AM EST

feck

ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:05 AM EST

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liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:05 AM EST

hi ben

liam Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:05 AM EST

hi ben

ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:04 AM EST

as big as ever

ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:04 AM EST

hi ben how are ur hamsters

ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:03 AM EST

hi ben

ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:02 AM EST

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ben Tue, Feb 12, 2008 at 09:02 AM EST

it is a coll arsy pie game man that eays cheese

Miranda Wed, Jan 23, 2008 at 10:29 PM EST

Does anyone know what those skateboard-y things do and how to use them?

Patty Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 05:09 PM EST

My hamsters either go to outer space or fall straight down - hilarious never the less.

Amber Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 04:29 PM EST

I FINALLY got over 100 feet....I am officially addicted.

JTR Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 03:26 PM EST

You're so right, but instead of getting fired I am totally going to fail out of school because of this game. But you did warn me.

Martha Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 02:43 PM EST

OK, I suck at this game, as my high score is currently only 88 feet (after 3 games). However, I can't stop laughing while I'm playing, which seriously breaks my concentration. Look for me to improve (and end up in the cardboard box on the street) once I can stop the giggles.

bj Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 01:56 PM EST

750ft
HECK YEAH
Who the fury man

Erin Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 01:25 PM EST

I'm getting better, my record for one is 91 feet. But how in the world did someone get over 500? I'll just have to keep practicing, they don't really expect me to work do they?

Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 01:09 PM EST

This is so cool! So far my far one is only 68 feet and I am not sure how that even happened

Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 12:59 PM EST

how do get the skateboard to work?

BB Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 12:45 PM EST

Damn you, Slezak!! Damn YOU!!! :p

lawyergirl77 Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 11:28 AM EST

Slezak, I knew I could turn to you for some quality procrastination material!! This game is way better than kitten cannon!

Miranda Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 11:01 AM EST

Ah someone else who understands the utter addictiveness of this game! I have spent more than a few hours trying to better my score (which was over 500 once). I especially enjoy using Wagner during the hamster flight.

Beetle Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 10:59 AM EST

Yup. In fact, Cartoon Network made this game a couple years ago to promote their Operation: Kids Next Door cartoon. (CN.com has a ton of other time-wasting games like this -- not that I've ever wasted valuable company time playing 'em...)

jcarla Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 10:16 AM EST

Isn't that the Kid's Next Door Treehouse in the background?

Silv Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 09:50 AM EST

I'm easily amused...and this game is cracking me up. Of course, most of my hamsters go 0 ft. How do you get them to pick up a toy once they're in the air?

So much for work....

Kathleen Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 09:48 AM EST

Oh crap.

Ron Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 09:37 AM EST

OK, it took me 10 hamsters to hit one and it only went 13 feet. Luckily, I am at work until 5pm today...

Ron Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 09:37 AM EST

OK, it took me 10 hamsters to hit one and it only went 13 feet. Luckily, I am at work until 5pm today...

Sara Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 09:19 AM EST

So, pretty much like the Yeti Sports game that's been out for several years? The plains one? Giraffe hits penguin like a croquet ball, penguin can soar under giraffes, giraffes can catch the penguin in their mouths and sling him along, have to go over elephants and trees, snakes serve as springboards. Like that?

rubytoo Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 08:20 AM EST

OMG I LOVE this game- ya'all have to try it , you will be HOOKED !!!!!

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