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This just in: Chuck Norris proposed as one-man border-security option

Nov 19, 2007, 12:00 PM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: 100% Pure Cheese, News You Can Use

While I suspect (or at least hope) that the kidding-to-serious ratio is around 90-10 in this new ad for Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, I'm also pretty sure my brother Andy, an enthusiastic fan of Walker: Texas Ranger (and its legendary star), has found his candidate.

My colleague Annie Barrett, on the other hand, is holding out for a different hero: "Too bad it's not Chuck Woolery," she just IM'd me. "Then I'd totally vote for this guy."


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mike Tue, Nov 20, 2007 at 10:10 AM EST

i'm so sad that it's the pro-life, anti-gay-marriage, religious zealot who favors tax cuts for rich people and LOVES guns that finally came up with a clever ad.

MikeknaJ Tue, Nov 20, 2007 at 01:11 AM EST

Awesome. And I love Mike Huckabee too.

ep sato Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 11:30 PM EST

I'd put more faith in his endorsement if he hadn't lost that fight to the death against Bruce Lee in "Fists of Fury". But he should have no trouble winning the zombie vote.

Mike Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 07:29 PM EST

Chuck Norris is going to guard all 1100 miles of border? He couldn't keep his African-American deputy from getting beat up every single week.

spaghetti bowl Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 03:55 PM EST

Mike Huckabee's delivery is pretty good; if the whole President thing doesn't work out he should talk to Fred Thompson

donner Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 03:40 PM EST

Chuck Norris would eat Chuck Woolery for lunch and ask 'whos next?'...

haha Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 03:21 PM EST

I've never disliked chuck norris. i can't stand all the people that go around spouting off chuck norris facts though. that gets old, fast. but this is hilarious. the best part is when chuck norris goes "Chuck norris approved!" at the very end and punches into the sepia tone picture pose.

haha Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 03:20 PM EST

I've never disliked chuck norris. i can't stand all the people that go around spouting off chuck norris facts though. that gets old, fast. but this is hilarious. the best part is when chuck norris goes "Chuck norris approved!" at the very end and punches into the sepia tone picture pose.

Stephanie T. Mon, Nov 19, 2007 at 01:06 PM EST

Yeah. Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Miss Piggy for Homeland Security! lol.


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