Blogger burns eyes on headline

Actually... Mon, Sep 10, 2007 at 11:07 AM EST

It's ballock, not bullock.

bb Mon, Sep 10, 2007 at 06:17 AM EST

Um Strepsi Dear,

It's "bullock" not "ballsack", that's the word they censored.

Still don't know why though.

Strepsi Sun, Sep 9, 2007 at 05:16 PM EST

BWAHAHAHA

Funniest is the article prints "balls" but censors "Ballsack"

WTF???

MsDaisy Sat, Sep 8, 2007 at 01:59 PM EST

Will that go with risotto?

whimsey Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 08:29 PM EST

Ramsey's roasted nuts -
Now that's a signature dish!

Robin Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 06:26 PM EST

I had to do the same thing! I read it out loud to the other people in my office. I'm not sure if they appreciated it or not.

Snarf Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 05:20 PM EST

Roasted nuts anyone?

FLGrl Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 03:40 PM EST

Freakin' hilarious.
Also, V Hud is a ho.

bb Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 03:11 PM EST

2 questions?

1. How freakin tall is this guy?
2. Freeballin? What is it the 70's?

Ceballos Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 02:03 PM EST

"Then suddenly I felt this searing heat — my balls were burning."

Painful, hilarious and (maybe not so) poetic. Yikes...can't wait to see if this is brought up on the next season of HK by one of his contestants. I mean, if he starts in on someone, what's better than having an "At least I didn't burn my own b---!" card.

wintersux Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 01:45 PM EST

I am also reminded of that fine musical opus by AC/DC, "Big Balls".

wintersux Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 01:42 PM EST

For some reason, this reminds me of what Gallagher always used to say -"Never fry bacon naked".

peach Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 01:42 PM EST

Thanks, Slezak for that disturbing visual. I now have to scrub my cornias with comet and take a hot Silkwood shower.Just for that I think you should be forced to watch a recent episode of Doctor 90210 where Big Brother's Mike Boogie had to get a bump removed from his member. Yuck!

Seriously, maybe they can turn this into a new Hell's Kitchen challenge. The contestants have to prepare testical risotto or Balls Wellington.

EP Sato Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 01:23 PM EST

Burnt bullocks? Gross! Even with a decent sauce no one would want to eat that!

nay-lo Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 12:22 PM EST

what a donkey

Angela Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 12:13 PM EST

My thoughts on the Baby V photo are (a) whoever released it is a dick, and (b) that if the picture was taken before her 18th birthday, it's kiddie porn. Ew.

new yorker Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 11:47 AM EST

Yay! Slezak is back! And yes, how do you get so close that you burn your balls??? As for V Hudgens, I say Z Efron will release a statment talking about how he still loves her and will be with her, and then 2 months later release another one talking about how they have amicably split and they remain the best of friends. Plus they'll ask the public to respect their privacy (at which time I'll ask myself, why release a statement then if you want privacy). Anyway, this is how it'll go down.

P.S. Yes, I was a hollywood publicist in my other life

LisaMama Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 11:41 AM EST

Mr. Slezak, perhaps this should be filed under "what goes around, comes around" since the guy can be such a big di-- uh, jerk.

Also, you're not the only one sobbing over the High School Musical nude picture scandal. Perhaps I just expect too much of people, but how dumb do have to be to take a picture like that when you're a fluffy Disney star? Or maybe Vanessa Hudgens is just crazy like a fox, hoping a nudie pic will elevate her out of sugar-pie mode and into Lisa-Bonet-naked-in-an-elevator mode (remember when the teenage Cosby show star did that skanky movie? Did you ever feel the same about her?). Perhaps this is just a career move to shed her Disney-fied image. Too bad -- we need more cotton candy innocent stuff out there in this messed up world!

mark in nyc Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 11:41 AM EST

the real question is...whose gentials? His or someone elses?