First Look: Rihanna's VMA poster

j.higgins Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 05:46 AM EST

awww my lil neice deena lvs ya!!!! ya kinda gud still. giv up chris brown though lol i will take him 4 ya lol jxxx

deena Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 03:48 PM EST

tyra u cool im always wachin ya show Americas Next Top model i wanna go on there one day lol (im embaressed lol im only 12)

deena Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 03:46 PM EST

rihanna i love u u r amazing and u r soo pritty xx

tiny Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 09:04 AM EST

rihanna i do not like you find a next man

Vivi Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 05:54 PM EST

Slezak, you are crazy! Gosh. Too funny. Esp. the dead on Nigel looking directly at the model (horny, isn't he?) and Trya's over use of, "...and what's great is...".
But that is a pretty poster. And I'm not even a fan of pink. Or Rihanna.

Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 04:31 PM EST

okay.....is she the madame of a New Orleans or Las Vegas brothel?

Phil Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 03:10 PM EST

I wanna know when this was shot, because then conspicuously, Rihanna's wearing that flowing pink gown to cover up the cast on her foot, from and I quote "running into a chair the first day of her vacation!!" HAHAHAHA

Yeaaahhh! Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 03:02 PM EST

To that's a shame! I belive it's who else but Quagmire he's Quagmire, Quagmire you never know what he's gonna do next he's Quagmire, Quagmire Giggy giggy Giggy goo! Family Guy Refence nice picture I'll tune in

That's a shame! Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 02:59 PM EST

ha ha All right! look up the refernce people am not giving it to you

Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 02:55 PM EST

This picture would be a lot more believeable if the naked models ate the cakes. But then who am I kidding, they'd be throwing them up later.

DC Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 02:12 PM EST

David LaChapelle is a hack, Horst
Man Ray, Irving Penn are all rolling in their graves looking at this.

Thanks Andy !!

harry Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 01:50 PM EST

Slezak, You have made my day once again. I would actually like to see that in a live skit. One can only hope.

Stephanie Travitsky Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 01:39 PM EST

Exactly Slezak. Still this looks like America's Top Model goes Cheap ol' Lady Marmelcheese.

Sharleen Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 01:33 PM EST

The model is too airbrushed and she looks like a dancing chicken!

Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 01:30 PM EST

Barbie censored!

new yorker Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 01:10 PM EST

I loved that post so much, especially the faux convo, I wanna ask, can I be your friend Slezak??

Benito Delicias Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 11:41 AM EST

I laughed out loud with the On the Running. Towards Becomming. America's....

I love it when she says that, Tyra's so stupid when she talks...And her tone goes up and down until she's not even speaking just moving her lips...by the time she gets to "Model" you don't ever hear anyting...

And yes...every single time is FIERCE!

GeeMoney Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 11:26 AM EST

And we care about this topic, because.....?

brian Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 10:54 AM EST

Slezak , I love you. And I can't wait for the return of Jesus herself to ANTM!!

g Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 10:51 AM EST

Umm isnt that naked girl in the front, Johanna from ANTM?? I think she won cicle 3 or 24, something like that...

Heather Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 10:40 AM EST

Gretchen - absolutely! There has to be some "Girl, you gotta work on that accent, because while I love that you represent your culture, that's not what Cover Girl is about." Or some such drivel that usually means their accent doesn't change and is either never mentioned again or somehow becomes THE deciding factor in the last panel.

Martha Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 10:40 AM EST

Awesome faux-ANTM dialogue, Slezak. I especially like Tyra's self-congratulatory body image twaddle. However, and not to pick bones here, but how the heck is MTV even qualified to hand out VMAs when they don't even play videos anymore??? When I want to watch Rihanna's videos, I have to go to OnDemand...or YouTube.

Gretchen Weiners Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 10:37 AM EST

I think Tyra would throw something in there about covering her neck or smiling with her eyes better or getting rid of that Caribbean accent. I mean, how is she supposed to be a Cover Girl with an accent?