Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!

christina Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 10:13 PM EST

I may be an hour early. But happy 50th birthday Michael! F-u-c-k- the press your the best!!! Let the haters hate. You are a legend a healer, a man of all men! Happy birthday!!

I love you! My kids love you! The world ( most of it) Loves you!!!

Ameenah Sat, Sep 1, 2007 at 01:58 PM EST

Happy Birthday Michael, You still have fans out here and we love you. I believe in you.

Howard Fri, Aug 31, 2007 at 04:05 PM EST

Two for one:

Could anyone look
more inhuman than you do?
It's just disgusting.

If you really want
to get your career on track
stop sleeping with kids.

FLIPPER Thu, Aug 30, 2007 at 01:53 PM EST

A caricature
Career is in the toilet
He's a sad story...

emily Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:16 PM EST

The only thing i can think of that could make his comeback successful is to poke fun at himself and make a good cd that is current buy yet is still him. He needs to admit that he looks and acts weired.

HD Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 04:55 PM EST

Michael, oh Michael
Once at the top of the world
How did it go wrong

ceej Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 03:46 PM EST

bottle of "act-right"
plus a call from big momma
ghetto-pass, renewed

ronaldo Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 02:30 PM EST

alabaster skin
and a non-existent nose
brings pain to my eyes

castlenes Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 01:49 PM EST

seriously, dude
at least we still have thiller
it's a frackin' shame

Stephanie Travitsky Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:52 PM EST

Thriller,
Bad,
Dangerous- to boys

"Life ain't so bad at all, when you're living off the wall"? Tell that to your career!!

Now eaze on down that road scarecrow!

EP Sato Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:49 PM EST

I can't do a haiku today. It's totally wierding me out that Michael Jackson and my mom have the same birthday.

Just creepy.

Katie V. Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:45 PM EST

Oh, Jackson Five boy,
Whatever happened to him?
Sad and scary now.

Martha Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:29 PM EST

Poetic inspiration hasn't hit me (yet) today, but thought I'd share this awesome MJ sketch from the old "Fry & Laurie" show as I try to think of a decent haiku...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPE9SSeICAw

Jill Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:29 PM EST

MJ, just beat it.
You do not thrill me anymore.
Are you black or white?

Sheniqua Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:11 PM EST

Please stop singing, Michael. You had amazing success in the 80's and it's all gone downhill from there. Just cherish the memories of classics like Thriller and Beat It! I was born after those songs were even made, and all my friends still rock out to them! Anyways, hope you're not bankrupt. Or giving "Jesus Juice" to ANYONE. If you DO decide to make a comeback, I'm sure you'll have a completely new look! (err, face/nose?) But anyway, work it gurl!

Kathleen Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 12:07 PM EST

Sweet Nose - where art thou?
Where once there was beauty true,
Now . . . only nostrils.

simona Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:59 AM EST

Happy birthday Michael!!!I think you`ve always been a great singer.Love your songs,especially Billy Jean,Beat it,Thriller!!!

to tk Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:48 AM EST

a haiku is a (usually) 3 lined poem, with 5 syllables on line 1, 7 on line 2, and 5 on line 3. Loved your poem though!!!

Demarcus Seaborn Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:43 AM EST

Happy Birthday Michael!!! Contrary to what other Popwatch readers believe I think you have a great chance at making a comeback just hurry up and release an album.

matchkitjohn Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:40 AM EST

Oops, forgot my haiku
Was a moonwalker
He is now whiter than Brooke
Go find your old nose

matchkitjohn Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:36 AM EST

Remember when everyone thought Prince was the freak and Michael was nice and safe. I don't know even if Michael was still remotely normal he could have a career at 49. On the oldies circuit maybe but not as a viable pop star.

tk Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:34 AM EST

I can't even remember how to penn a Haiku, but here goes

I love Black Mike,
ABC, it's easy as 123
Oh light skinned Mike is cool,
You might even call him BAD
Here comes white Mike
Run, Run, Run

Kim Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:23 AM EST

My daughter turns 12
Same day as MJ's b-day
She is horrified

Ceballos Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:19 AM EST

No baby dangling.
Stop hanging out with young boys,
and record something!

Joe C Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:15 AM EST

I've always been a huge Michael Jackson fan, but Elvis Presley, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and Jim Morrison have a better chance of having hits again than MJ. He's waaaaaaay too far gone. I'm thinking Whitney Houston is almost at that point as well.

Stephen Wed, Aug 29, 2007 at 11:05 AM EST

Wow Gary, I don't know if I should applaud you or pity you for thinking this career can be revived.