Beat This Caption: Animated Matt Damon edition
Aug 13, 2007, 01:43 PM | by Michael Slezak
Categories: Art, Beat This Caption, Morning Madness
Two frames later, Bourne dispatched his aardvark enemy with a crushing elbow to the throat.
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Stu Wed, Aug 15, 2007 at 04:05 PM EST
let's get a camera shake for old time sake just picture it camera shaking with fury Matt Damon and Arthur on a stake out looking at Joan Allen Damon "Arthur i need you to tell me what Joan Allen's doing now" Arthur "she's brushing her hair and putting make-up on" Damon "now what" Arthur"she's on the movie" Damon "Where" Arthur "i don't know" Damon"Damn it" Damon runs towards a flight of stairs Arthur just stands there Arthur" Mr. Webb i fell sick"
ummm Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 02:12 PM EST
does anyone else think it strange that the poor little bear? aardvark? some unknown animal not yet discovered? is going to be molested by matt damon & his extremely creepy tight shirt?
Michael McCartney Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 01:26 PM EST
Bourne's success turned Ben "aardvark" with envy.
Anonymous Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 12:09 PM EST
"See Ben? I told that I would help you dig your career out of the toilet with this guestspot on your show..... you didn't tell Clooney and Pitt I was here, did you?"
Stephanie Travitsky Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 11:41 AM EST
Tie that Kanagroo down, sport. Tie that kanagroo down!
Christian Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 09:46 AM EST
I had heard that Matt Damon married a "Normie", but yeesh, Matt, you can do better than that.
minni Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 09:16 AM EST
Matt to Arthur:"I don't know how to tell you this...PBS wants to move in a different direction...they want to see you after the shoot.
Nick R Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 08:47 AM EST
Matt Damon, actively battling all those "Stresiand" rumours.
Colin Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 06:14 AM EST
Mr. Ripley's uncanny talent for impersonation had finally reached its pinnacle.
J Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 11:19 PM EST
Unable to feel for another woman since Marie's death, Bourne finally finds happiness with a surprising new companion.
Cranky Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 07:50 PM EST
Ocean's Fourteen is not off to a promising start. Arthur refused to do the nude scene.
Snarf Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 07:00 PM EST
Too late, Matt Damon remembers that old adage about not working with children or animals also includes disturbing animated hybrids of the two.
cruzilla Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 03:50 PM EST
To Stephanie -
OMG yes!! I recently saw Warriors of Virtue (due to a strange set of circumstances I won't go into here) and Aardvark Matt could totally be a flunkie of the Warriors!
Cisco22 Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:55 PM EST
Unable to work as a spy, Jason Bourne takes on a new enemy...
Matt Damon stars in...
The Bourne Illiteracy
furry_tom Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:51 PM EST
RE: does anybody else think it looks like hes going to molest the poor little bear?
I think it's just because he's wearing a very tight shirt with a very obvious phallic symbol on it.
Courtney Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:45 PM EST
Damon's disappointment over "All the Pretty Horses" lead him to pursue a most ill advised sequel.
Eric Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:43 PM EST
A crying Ben Affleck locked himself in Matt's bathroom for two days when he found out the producer did not think he was right for any of the roles in this project.
Ben Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:31 PM EST
Julia Stiles seemed pretty happy about her new glasses, even if yellow wasn't exactly her color.
Tim Lade Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:29 PM EST
Even in an animated world Jason Bourne was not safe from those who would seek to destroy him. His only ally: Arthur. His only hope: To survive one more day. This summer Universal Pictures proudly presents The Bourne Animation. Where live action ends his mission begins.
Court Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 02:09 PM EST
I cannot ever look at him without going "MAAAAAAAAAAATTT DAAAAAAAMMMOOOONNN" ala Team America.
mykietown Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 01:32 PM EST
You like apples? I got his number...how do you like them apples!
Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 01:23 PM EST
does anybody else think it looks like hes going to molest the poor little bear? aardvark? what the hell kind of animals are they supposed to be anyways?
Sarah Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 01:17 PM EST
Matt Damon's appearance on a kid's show took a turn for the worse when the snug shirt supplied to him by the costume department caused his nipples to sprout out of his head.
Stephanie Travitsky Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 01:01 PM EST
The Bourne Aardvarkity
And is it just me, or does that picture of Damon remind anyone of the film "Warriors of Virtue"?
furry_tom Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 12:59 PM EST
Not to be outdone, Ben Affleck makes a bold career choice and joins the Berenstain Bears.
furry_tom Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 12:54 PM EST
Matt Damon hooks up at a Furry Convention.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_convention
furry_tom Mon, Aug 13, 2007 at 12:51 PM EST
Hollywood's plastic surgery obsession finally goes too far.
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