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IM IN UR ACHEWOOD, DELIVURIN UR LOLS

Jul 18, 2007, 11:40 AM | by David Greenwald

Categories: Web/Tech

Achewood_l If you're like me, PopWatchers, your life revolves around waiting for the latest lolcats on I Can Has Cheezburger?. An ongoing stream of photos of cute animals in ridiculous situations with even more disarmingly cute, horribly misspelled captions? I can't resist. Even Wikipedia has to yield to the lolcats' undeniable charms in its ever-growing article: "See also: Cuteness."

So it was with surprise and appreciation that I discovered my beloved lolcats and their endearing sans-serif fonts had made their way into the world of cartoon cats over at Achewood (pictured), a brilliantly subversive, often potty-mouthed webcomic written and drawn daily by Chris Onstad. Achewood uses a variety of characters to comment on modern life and current events: there's Ray, the helicopter-owning record label impresario; Roast Beef, the depressive, cripplingly neurotic computer geek who happens to be Ray's best friend; Philippe, a five-year old otter who once ran for President, and far too many more to list. The strip is heavily character-driven, taking on long story arcs (the best of which is the epic "Great Outdoor Fight") between one-off gags, so it's best to start at the beginning — but catch up quick, because this week's strips have been bringing unprecedented lols.

Achewood2_l In a nutshell, Ray makes himself a lolcat image and gets criticized by Roast Beef. After the two fight, Ray whips up a lolcat for his pal as a way of making amends but somehow the picture winds up on the nightly news. Beef, mid-coitus with his fiancée, happens to have the TV on. The result is perhaps the funniest single panel in Achewood history, and surely one far more hilarious than an anonymous feline with bad grammar skills riding an invisible bike. But give the strip a read, PopWatchers, and let us know which deliver more lols: actual cats or cartoon cats?

Todd Thu, Apr 3, 2008 at 11:25 PM EST

Are people still talking about Loldogs? Check out http://www.doginmypocket.com/ to really get a laugh. The pictures are updated daily.

utkdbyzj pidtyhb Mon, Feb 25, 2008 at 06:09 PM EST

zrvwejc psdxzrk urxsiahvm iwnedhc cawqozlrh nudmlhrz axgmsqfd

Arnie Fernandez Wed, Jan 2, 2008 at 12:58 PM EST

Hello, is this thing on? My grandson told me that if I type here on this fancy typewriter then the internet is going to tell everyone what I think. Okay, here goes. My name is Arnie and I think that street-signs are far too obtrusive.

Lolcat lover Mon, Oct 15, 2007 at 07:00 AM EST

Check out http://www.lolcatz.net for more funny lolcats :)

ed Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 01:44 PM EST

www.katurday.com is also a good place to get LOLCat / Caturday images.

Sun, Aug 12, 2007 at 03:56 AM EST

Achewood fans, quit your bitching. It's free publicity.

Tue, Jul 24, 2007 at 08:51 PM EST

you don't understand achewood sorry

Christian Tue, Jul 24, 2007 at 08:50 AM EST

Psst. adm. By being a ___ and talking about how much you like achewood, you're making achewood look bad. While I appreciate the irony, why are you (and a few others here, I apologise for singling you out) getting so upset over cartoon kitties? I don't think Chris posted a link to this just so people could make him look bad.

Lyle: grow up.

Lyle Tue, Jul 24, 2007 at 06:05 AM EST

NEWSFLASH: Someone that writes for Entertainment Weekly may be functionally retarded! Who would have thought? Surely such feats of journalism are best left up to the masters at Time, Tiger Beat, or that homeless dude on the corner!

That is all.

adm. Tue, Jul 24, 2007 at 02:15 AM EST

Who gave you a job writing articles on anything? I am an avid Achewood reader, and you do that comic no justice. You also give no reading enjoyment what so ever. good day.

loldogs Fri, Jul 20, 2007 at 11:00 PM EST

Watch out lolcats! loldogs are up and coming!
www.laughoutlouddogs.com

Fri, Jul 20, 2007 at 07:34 AM EST

can't beleive the /b/tards made it here so quickly... I guess they are legion though.

Lolcat Thu, Jul 19, 2007 at 03:11 PM EST

Snape kills Dumbledore.

um Thu, Jul 19, 2007 at 11:42 AM EST

what's with the HP spoilers in the comments? can't you guys moderate this sh!t?

mooloo Thu, Jul 19, 2007 at 09:02 AM EST

Achewood is the greatest!!!

Thu, Jul 19, 2007 at 05:15 AM EST

harry potter dies on page 607.

Thu, Jul 19, 2007 at 04:54 AM EST

the only good lolcat is a zippo cat

Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 11:12 PM EST

ur totly missin the point david

an owin me 6hunner dollers

Tetsuo Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 09:35 PM EST

Caturday is an old meme, and I Can Haz Cheezburger's webmaster is a thieving whore making money on the backs of other people while giving no credit whatsoever.

david Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 09:22 PM EST

you are wasting a lot of time hating lolcats.

Some are funny. some aren't. Just relax....

Pam Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 09:08 PM EST

Hasbro: I want it all to go away! It's so stupid! I hate the pictures, and the writing, and everything about it.

no: YES. (Ha.) You seriously have to be a teenager whose writing skills come from text messaging to like this stuff. It's just not funny.

jimmy do Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 08:29 PM EST

Thanks for wrecking achewood. Who says satire is dead?

no Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 06:59 PM EST

no
nobody likes lolcats who is not 13 years old

Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 06:34 PM EST

Congrats, David Greenwald, on completely missing the point of those comics.

haha Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 04:56 PM EST

the author misses the point completely

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Kate Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 03:55 PM EST

Ha ha...that's right. "Cheezburger" only has 2 e's. :) I take it this is where the kitten peering up with "Srsly guys really srsly" came from. :)

Typo Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 03:47 PM EST

Please correct spelling in article ("Cheezeburger")

Josh Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 02:04 PM EST

I agree completely with Jen. I like lolcats (and lolbots) in general, but far too many are random cat pictures with completely unrelated babble, but there do exist genuinely funny and clever ones:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stutefish/650361412/
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cheez_doing_it_wrong.jpg
http://i0005.photobucket.com/albums/0005/icanhascheezburger/2007/6/12/1/128261114448593750lolcatalignr.jpg

What is so interesting to me is that this is a completely new kind of joke, with its own format and punchlines; it's not a knock-knock joke, it's not "a walks into a bar". Also it implies that cats can understand and speak English, but not well.

And Achewood frikkin' rules.

Nat X Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 12:51 PM EST

If this blog entry gets Achewood a few new readers who, in turn, one day end up giving Chris Onstad some of their money, than that would be pretty awesome. Cuz the dude deserves the mad cash. Maybe even six hundred dollars.

Jen Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 12:34 PM EST

The thing I love about lolcats (or cat macros) is that when they're done right, by someone who really gets that it's not just weird-ass baby talk printed on a cute cat picture, they're ridiculously hilarious.

For example:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/09/thx-jim/#comments

Hasbro Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 12:28 PM EST

Wait, no more achewood or no more lolcats? Because if you're doubting, even for a second, the staying power of lolcats your whole outlook comes in to question. Lolcats fulfill a societal need not met since kennedy.
Since.
Kennedy.

MTVs Kennedy

Court Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 12:16 PM EST

See also: http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/

Pam Wed, Jul 18, 2007 at 12:15 PM EST

Ugh. Please, no more! I hate these things with the fire of a thousand burning suns.

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