What should Tony and crew eat on Sundae night?
Jun 8, 2007, 05:33 PM | by Annie Barrett
Categories: 'The Sopranos', Food and Drink, Paris Hilton
What do you want to see Tony and the remaining Sopranos clan (all 1.5 of them) chow on, Last Supper-style during Sunday's finale? It's tough. They've made some outstanding achievements in the consumption of cured meat, but there were also baked pastas, bialies, johnnycakes, a hilarious sushi phase, and that scaly fish that was also Big Pussy. I say they just pile all the MVPs into a sundae dish in the style of a Pizza Hut's New Pizza Lovers Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas, then garnish it with a freshly seared sausage off Tony's grill (pictured, plus ghost). Whatever they end up eating, the final scene will supposedly take place in the Glutton's favorite ice cream parlor, Holsten's. YUM.
In other Food & Drink Friday news, I'm leading a boycott against Mrs. Beasley's cupcakes for catering to Princess Paris. Won't you join me? It's really easy. You just buy cupcakes from any other bakery. I'm doing really well so far! It helps that I've never heard of it and don't live in L.A.
Finally, a new study — presumably conceived and carried out by total stoners — proves that Letterman watchers eat 44 percent more potato chips than people who don't watch TV, while Leno watchers eat only 42 percent more. (Why so slack, Jay fans? Crunch all you want, he'll make more.) Are these researchers serious? I hope so, because I'd like to be included in the next study. Being "given chips and put in a room" is pretty much all I ever want. That and cupcakes.
Chow Ciao!

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