Today's Funnies: Shellfish Behavior

Heather Wed, Apr 18, 2007 at 08:22 AM EST

You are awesome, furry_tom! I totally had this picture of Ozzy Osbourne as George Jetson just now thanks to you.

furry_tom Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 03:21 PM EST

Ha, I could see Ozzy up there. "Shaaaron. How do I get off this [bleep] thing?"

Judy Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 03:15 PM EST

Furry Tom has a sense of humor. He is right. I could have chosen Ozzy Osbourne. He probably wouldn't feel it anyway.

daisyj Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 12:48 PM EST

I don't see any problem with the first one-- shellfish obesity is out of control in this country and I think that shrimp is sending a positive message to larvae everywhere that fitness can be cool and fun.

The people responsible for giving a cigarette to that clearly underage crab, however, should be shot.

furry_tom Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 12:04 PM EST

See Judy gets it. These are reprehensible and if these were humans, it wouldn't be tolerated. Although she could have chosen a better target. I'd say that either the Gorton's fisherman or Van de Kamp (a German aristocrat I'm sure, probably responsible for that crab video) should be up on that treadmill.

Heather Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 09:46 AM EST

I don't really know that they're cruel or not, but they're both lame and unfunny, I can tell ya that.
And if laughing at a toddler saying "I put you on the streets" makes me a bad person, then I'll be giggling all the way to Hell.

Sarah Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 09:28 AM EST

Mmmmm. Both look Deeeee-licious!

Judy Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 07:51 AM EST

How about we take Furry Tom-yuck, and put him on a treadmill, slam him down a couple of times and pick him up, then slam him again. Oh what fun!

furry_tom Tue, Apr 17, 2007 at 07:28 AM EST

Oh man, these are so obviously cruel. You can see a hand pushing the crawfish back onto the treadmill when it falls off and we're sending a terrible message to younger crabs by glorifying smoking.