Jessica Simpson: Singer, actress, photographer, author

Jack Borden Sun, Jul 13, 2008 at 10:21 AM EST

Several papers ran a pic
of Simpson carrying a copy
of John A. Day's "The Book
of Clouds". Can you provide a link to where I
can find the pic on the web?

Thank You
Jack Borden

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Jar jar binx Thu, Mar 15, 2007 at 06:53 PM EST

Ah,I see what you mean Phantom. You seem to be a nice person.I do agree with you though that the English language is not respected like it should be. But I do not mind it as much when people are posting comments on here.Because a lot of people just type really fast and tend to make mistakes. But do not get me wrong here,I see what you are saying. I try not to make mistakes as well but I am sure I might have made a few mistakes of my own on here.I mean we are all human.We make mistakes and It is ok,that is how we learn is from our mistakes. But do not at all get me wrong,I do like for people to use correct spelling as well.But just some people do not really care. But I see what you are saying dude. I hope nothing came out wrong here,as I do not want to seem rude or anything!

Phantom Wed, Mar 14, 2007 at 10:37 PM EST

Of course, I am guilty of being fat fingered myself from time to time. Trust me, there are people out that cannot spell a lick that will make more money this year than I will in my lifetime.

I guess it bugs me, because this is a written forum. I feel like the English language should be respected a little more than I see it sometimes. Who knows, maybe I am just taking things too seriously. Guilty as charged...

Jar jar binx Wed, Mar 14, 2007 at 09:57 PM EST

I could not agree with you more Phantom.People do need to learn how to spell.But you have to realize something though.Not everyone is exactly the smartest when it comes to doing it in books or something.But do not get me wrong I see what you are saying.But a lot of people just type very fast when they are posting their comments.

Phantom Wed, Mar 14, 2007 at 03:32 PM EST

You know what trips me out? Everyone on here making fun of Jessica's spelling. I mean, I am all for it, I think it's hilarious. Keep it up, by all means.

But has anyone else noticed that some of the people that post to some of these blogs REALLY spell that bad.

Instead of spending time posting moronic thoughts, maybe they should mix in an English 101 course. I swear, people that cannot spell should not even be allowed online...

For those of you who have no trouble with spelling and grammar, please disregard my shot and feel free to marvel at the illiterate.

ArmandoG Wed, Mar 14, 2007 at 07:13 AM EST

DUDE! THIS.IS.SO.F*N.FUNNY!!

"Everything is not bigger in texas, especially thinking."

Alexei Wed, Mar 14, 2007 at 02:18 AM EST

BEST. POPWATCH. ENTRY. EVER.

HELLO!!!! Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 08:55 PM EST

AS I said before-Oh boy Jessica Simpson do something like this.Are you sure she is not on crack or something?Wow what has this world come to?I think her brain will over-heat if she has to think very hard!Oh and for another thing her ex-hubby Nick Lachey can come stay the night with me anytime!!! I love Nick!!That SEXY thang he is!!!!

Chris Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 07:36 PM EST

Phantom--loved your comments. Completely agree! :)

DMA 69--my sentiments, exactly...now, I'm going to take a swig of some hard liquor and maybe it'll all go away.

Eileen Darrah Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 07:13 PM EST

Please! I hope she sticks to photography. She can't ruin the clouds, but she can ruin songs by trying to sing. I can't sing but I don't pretend to.

Jay Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 06:20 PM EST

Jessica is looking a little weird now. Did she get some work done?

steve Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 04:46 PM EST

"the sun dryed my pimpals on my knew face adn I did not have to use my pro-active twoday"

stiffy Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 04:42 PM EST

"clodes crie to"

Keri Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 04:27 PM EST

Slezak, that was the best laugh I had all month. Meow! Loved it!

maribel Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 03:54 PM EST

As a struggling photographer, it's nice to know that lil' Jessica is going to get a book of cloud snapshots published.

G Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 03:09 PM EST

Haha, love the Ashlee comment, especially using the wrong "your"
Nice touch, Slezak

HELLO!!!! Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 02:48 PM EST

Oh boy Jessica Simpson do something like this!Are you sure she is not on crack or something.WOW what has this world come to.I think her brain will over-heat if she has to think very hard.Oh and for one thing her ex-hubby Nick Lachey can come stay the night with me anytime!!!I love Nick!!That sexy thang he is!!!!

Phantom Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 02:34 PM EST

Trust me, Nick is better off without her and her freak family. Maybe he can come out of the closet now, too.

kayla Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 02:28 PM EST

Oh, Michael, Michael..... although I promised never to read something on this brainless twit, I broke my promise, and got a much-needed levity for the afternoon. However, now back to reality, please do not write anymore about this woman; she is going to believe she still matters......

daisyj Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 02:14 PM EST

"This is a picture of a postcard I got of the Grand Canon. I was trying to go and see the real one but it turns out you have to get out of the car and, like, walk."

"OMG! You see that color in the middle of the sunset? The pinky purply one? I totaly have some nail polish in EXACTLY that color!"

"This is a cave in a mountan. I think Natev- Nadiv- Injuns live there. They have the best facial products."

Phantom Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 01:49 PM EST

But you see, Jen, that's the thing that I loathe about ALL of today's celebri-nothings. They have to get their hands in EVERYTHING. I remember seeing some clip of Paris on the news, and they asked her what she was doing. She rattled off like 40 different projects she had going - music CD, book, movies, commercials, clothing, perfume, alpaca farming, architectural iron work, etc. It's like they have NO clue about any of this stuff, but because the lemmings gave them the time of day, we're stuck seeing them marketed EVERYWHERE. I mean, at least Jessica sang at one point. Paris is the biggest do nothing in history. Even the rappers get annoying with the energy drinks that they pimp. Who needs Lil John in their face all of the time?

I said it before, we have this problem with everyone needing to be seen and heard - thinking they are entitled to it. They aren't. Most of these people - Jessica included - should just piss off out of it.

Elizabeth Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 01:10 PM EST

I know this is somewhat off subject, but does anyone recall the episode of 90210 where David got all p.o.ed because Donna slept with that dude after him. I just think it was kinda unfair of Jessica to make Nick wait all those years, and now they get divorced (which seems contrary to the whole virgin till marriage thing) and now you know she's bangin' John Mayer. Poor Nick.

Houstonian Jen in Baltimore Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 12:51 PM EST

As much as she causes me to have seizures, I have to give J.Simpson props for being a hustler. She sings, "acts" in movies and on television (oops, I forgot that was reality TV), takes pictures, "writes", she hocks perfume, shoes, hair weave, and jeans for bootylicious women. Next thing you know, she'll be selling mixtapes out of the back of her car. Yeah, she's annoying, but the women knows how to diversify.

aramis Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 12:46 PM EST

-"This pitcher of a cow is funny, oh wait! Paris! How the hell did you get in the frame?"
-"Using the telephone lens to zoom in on a mirror image of myself: MY BOOBS ARE HUGE!"
-"This group of African kids on the prairie came out super nice! Those Brangelina kids are way too cute!"
-"My sister is making a funny face in the camera. Oh, OOPS! that's just a pitcher of her before the surgery, how'd that get in there?"
-"A pitcher of a person taking a pitcher. Dad let me see yours. Dad? Why are my boobs taking up the whole frame?"
O dear, I can go on and on. This is a fun blurb. Hazah, Slezak!

mscisluv Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 12:42 PM EST

Didn't she already write a book about planning your perfect wedding (and divorce)?

Ceballos Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 12:12 PM EST

Let's see...she's 0 for 2 as far as being a "singer" and "actress"...let's see if she can go for the golden sombrero and go 0 for 4 by whiffing at being a "photographer" and "author"

Mattie B. Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:58 AM EST

"Vast expanses of empty space. Ouch! What's that bright light? Oh wait. I should turn the camera around."

furry_Jessica Simpson Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:54 AM EST

It was going to a book of poetry and photographs but thinking of words to rhyme with tree made my head hurt.

I walk in a woods and what do I see
The wise old trunk of a tall, tall tree
How special thy branches whose song sings to me
Sing on, wise old tree, sing for everybody

Madeleine Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:54 AM EST

Jessica: "John is so tall, his view of the clouds is much better than mine" *pout*.

My respect for John Mayer has taking a complete nosedive.

Blurb Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:53 AM EST

"Look at that beautiful buffalo! How do they make wings out of it?"
"It's foggy... or is it just my head?"
"Here I tried to replicate Salvador Da Vinci."
"I love soft focus!"
"Pretty sheep... I feel strangely comfortable with them..."

brendan Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:50 AM EST

bless you slezak. damn you to hell, simpson.

Phantom Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:46 AM EST

I don't know who is more pathetic:

1. Jessica Simpson for not going away.
2. Michael Slezak for thinking this is even worth writing about.
3. Me for even commenting.

Honestly, does anyone care about her anymore? Her, her skanky little sister, and her perverted Dad all need to just go...POOF!!!

GOB Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:41 AM EST

"what do clouds smell like?"

dma69 Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:37 AM EST

This belong under THINGS THAT MAKE ME DIE INSIDE.

brandonk Tue, Mar 13, 2007 at 11:34 AM EST

"Today I took a pitcher of a cloud that looked like a bunny! That's art!"