Beat This Caption (From Justin to Kimberly edition)

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Nicole Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 06:15 PM EST

No Justin I'M THE GIRL! I have to spread MY legs!!!

Nicole Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 06:14 PM EST

No Justin I'M THE GIRL! I have to spread mine!!!

Kelskii Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 04:02 PM EST

RUN! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KEZBOS!

(If you really want to see them in action, post something about Clay)

Stephanie Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 01:18 PM EST

Rombies?? Raggy, relp!

Matt Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 12:38 PM EST

Whoops! Sorry, Kimberley - I thought you were Ryan Seacrest!

Austin Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 12:16 PM EST

Eeek! Critics! Save me!

GoddessLu Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 11:58 AM EST

Geez Justin, you've got to stop looking for people to carry you...it aint gonna happen!

Fasty Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 11:56 AM EST

The two re-enact the phone booth scene in True Romance, with Kim Caldwell as Christian Slater and Justin Guarini as Patricia Arquette.

Rahul Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 11:39 AM EST

Guarini: "This isn't the kind of lift my career needs, but I'm enjoying it just the same."

Stephanie Travitsky Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 09:11 AM EST

While playing an incredibly kinky game of "Twister", something just went terribly wrong.

Leo J. Nignalad Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 12:52 AM EST

"Gee, if I shake him hard enough will talent come out?"

love it Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 12:49 AM EST

oh wait, that's not even kelly? my bad.

love it Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 12:47 AM EST

"Justin trying to figure out how to ride Kelly's coattails..."

Jeremy Mon, Mar 12, 2007 at 12:15 AM EST

I like the caption given, but I think it should read:
Justin demonstrates why he failed to take the "who the hell is that" spot on Dancing with the Stars.

Jay Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 11:49 PM EST

I swear, Kimberly, this worked for Antonella. I mean, everyone's talking about her ...

Paige Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 10:12 PM EST

Having been detached from Kelly Clarkson, Justin Guarini tries to muscle in on Kimberly Caldwell and her TV Channel Idol show.

monee Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 08:13 PM EST

so i lost to kelly and now i have to take a back seat to ...what's her name again?...shoot, what's my name?

Remy Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 06:48 PM EST

Um, let's try to remember this is a FAMILY SHOW.

Laurie Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 06:17 PM EST

As we all remember, Kimberly likes the song, "Knockin' on Wood"...

Marley Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 10:47 AM EST

Justin shows which part of the anatomy most represents some Kelly fans.

(daisyj, valeegirl, bill and chris--great captions)
jane, daisyj, valeegirl, bill and chris = Kelly fans = Kezbos = hateful behavior towards a guy who's always been extremely gracious about Kelly. Pathetic.

jane Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 10:11 AM EST

daisyj, valeegirl, bill and chris--great captions.

Tater Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 09:57 AM EST

Just when you thought nothing could be worse than Bjork's Oscar Night "Swan Dress," Kimberly Caldwell takes the cake as she strolls the red carpet this evening in a new "Justin Guarini Gown" from designer Vera Wang.

Richard Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 01:49 AM EST

"Kimberly sez, 'No, baby, fornication in public is still not cool--yet'."

daisyj Sun, Mar 11, 2007 at 12:40 AM EST

"As the tide of irrelevence rose around them, the victims clung to each other in a desperate, and ultimately vain, attempt to stay afloat."

tamiie Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 11:12 PM EST

Justin: Hey look Kim, it's MJ!
Kim: NOOO! He's coming for your face! Jump on!

Matt Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 09:53 PM EST

Eek, it's Kelly! Hide me, Kim!

nathan Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 09:39 PM EST

Dang! How could something with so little substance way this much?

Aura B.L. Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 08:32 PM EST

Dawg! Don't pitch-me!
(Get it pitch-me--pitchy. Oh, so funny.)

Benjh Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 07:02 PM EST

Justin, you're doing page 43 of the Kama Sutra, we said we'd do page 45 tonight!

Gorma Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 06:54 PM EST

Typical Kezbo

http://p101.ezboard.com/fkellyclarksonexpressfrm9.showMessageRange?topicID=720.topic&start=581&stop=591

valeegirl Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 04:49 PM EST

After riding Kelly Clarkson's coattails for years with no success, Justin switches to Kim Caldwell

MJG Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 03:42 PM EST

Security we have a problem. Justin is trying to sneak in can somebody...Great job Kelly, we knew you were good for something.

Chris Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 03:04 PM EST

Justin Guarini tries to get a leg up on the competition for a 16th minute of Idol also-ran fame.

Geoff Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 02:29 PM EST

Predictions that Justin would land on his feet proved to be only half right.

Zack Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 12:46 PM EST

Kimberly: "Okay Justin, this is how you have sex with a woman."

Justin: "It's to intricate! I don't like it!"

Karaoke God Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 12:32 PM EST

Maybe if we take a picture of them without there faces people will care who they are............wait its still not working.

chris Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 11:35 AM EST

Justin Guarini celebrates with Kim Caldwell after the announcement from Lance Bass that 'From Justin to Clay' was greenlight.

Where Y'at, Dawlin'? Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 11:24 AM EST

I vote for Joe's comment as the best! LOL

Lara Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 10:01 AM EST

Hey! Battle of the Fancy Boots.

On a another note, saw Guarini's other pictures from this event. Mighty-fine-looking man.

Bill Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 07:44 AM EST

After failing to successfully piggyback on Kelly Clarkson's career, Justin works his way down the Idol line-up.

Wendy Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 05:27 AM EST

Justin, attempting to relive his glory days forgets he's not allowed to shag other idols in public.

snarky Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 04:35 AM EST

Kimberly was showing Justin what she saw Ryan & Simon doing in the broom closet.

Miles Doornbos Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 03:20 AM EST

So that's how you make brocciflower! There's no stork involved...

Richard Sat, Mar 10, 2007 at 03:18 AM EST

Mr. Slezak...one of these days...could you do one of these type of contest where the winner could actuall win (be still my heart) an actual email from you Michael? (Man, I know that makes me sound like I follow your roadies around, sleeping with them whenever I can, just to get a Tee shirt. In fact, I do.)

Erik B Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 11:29 PM EST

Justin, for the last time- stop trying to force me to watch "From Justin to Kelly"!

kcholt68 Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 11:11 PM EST

We always knew Justin was a bottom ...

Rodman Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 10:52 PM EST

Kimberly! Kimberly! It's a miracle! That guy over there just complimented my hair.

Babe Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 10:24 PM EST

Oh please be mine, cause your so fine, together we will be divine, I'll be with you all the time, cause honey you are mine!

Jasper Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 10:13 PM EST

Kimberly: Kelly Clarkson let's go kick her butt!

Justin: No wait, we're still waiting on the greenlight for 'From Justin To Kelly 2: Back to Justin!

Joe Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 10:12 PM EST

Kimberly, your turn to carry Justin this week.

Wooly Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 10:09 PM EST

My boxers are bunched up in a knot, could you pull them out?

jester Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 09:37 PM EST

If we try hard enough, we may combine to become SUPER IDOL!

Mki Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 08:34 PM EST

Eeek! It's Simon!

Juju Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 08:28 PM EST

OOPS! Sorry, I hope it doesn't smell too bad.

Luke Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 08:20 PM EST

"Eeek, a mouse!"

Big Momma Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 08:11 PM EST

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