What's the ugliest award out there?

furry_tom Mon, Feb 26, 2007 at 11:00 AM EST

RE: the Bangie
Rather than losing all of our quality special effects people, the award should be accepted on their behalf by disposable industry hacks. "Accepting this award on behalf of Joe Everyman is director Uwe Boll."

NYCGirl Mon, Feb 26, 2007 at 02:34 AM EST

"The Edgar Allan Poe Award
U.S.A.
At first, we happily assumed this trophy was created to celebrate people whose eyes look exactly like their eyebrows."

That cracked me up.

Ping Cutler Sun, Feb 25, 2007 at 12:31 PM EST

Gawd! What a bizarre and fascinating article that was...what is this Radar magazine anyway...?

daisyj Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 11:49 PM EST

My award, the Bangie, would be given for the best use of pyrotechnics in a motion picture and would, on presentation, explode. There would be very few repeat winners.

furry_tom Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 12:25 PM EST

The Webby reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer tried to design a mascot for the Olympics.

Michael Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 12:13 PM EST

And I thought the Dancing With The Stars trophy was bad. At least, they even admit it is ugly.

Ceballos Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 11:51 AM EST

The award that accompanies looks like someone extracted images from my nightmares, welded them together into a "trophy", and then decided to give it to International Documentaries in Chicago...that thing is AWFUL.

David Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 11:36 AM EST

Haha! Guacamole, huh?

I'd also try to mess with people by making the award pointy in all places so as to assure no one could hold it or put it down. Imagine that acceptance speech..... I know!

furry_tom Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 10:05 AM EST

A plastic trophy with a stainless steel robot doing the Worm on top.

I'd also redesign the Grammy award as a tin ear with a Q-tip crammed in it.

Nancy Walker Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 09:47 AM EST

It's hard to believe that anyone would give an award as hideous as this one. This is not creative, this is just junk.

Vivi Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 09:06 AM EST

What the f*** is that? (pictured)

Ep Sato Fri, Feb 23, 2007 at 06:55 AM EST

EP Sato's golden scooter award would have a big Vespa standing over a massive sized set of lips. There'd be a button behind the lips that would make sassy comments that only the statue itself finds funny. It'd say stuff like "I'm not drinking Lost's KoolAde anymore".