Jan 31, 2007, 03:11 PM | by Michael Slezak
Categories: Celebrity Birthdays
Justin Timberlake turns 26 today, and since he's got a lot in common with PopWatch—he brought sexy back, we brought haiku back—it seemed fitting to break out the old five-seven-five in his honor.
nick carter? bitter
jordan knight screams at the sky
only fatone smiles
katie Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 07:56 PM EST
Look, HATERS, get a life! honestly if you hate him so much then why are you taking you precious time critisizing him. You people are pathetic, you dont have lives...
like they say " if you dont have anything good to say keep it to ur darn self"
Justin i think you are a great singer...n i hope you have the greatest birthday ever n forget about all those rude people that are talking trash about you...
Christopher Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 10:04 AM EST
please stop singing
about Britney, because I
do not give a damn
EP Sato Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 10:03 AM EST
Junior, your Haiku was AWESOME! Credit where it's due, that's one of the funnier ones I've read in a while.
junior Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 09:57 AM EST
I hate Timberfake.
But I know in twenty years,
he'll be all washed up.
lola fake name Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 01:15 AM EST
omg!ahhh!! i lll-ove his eyes!!! and girl just kicked me in the nuts(even thou i dont have testicles) voice! its just so sexiii!! i definately fall asleep to his whiney, penisless songs like evryyyyyy night!
Ernesto Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 12:52 AM EST
Timberfake sucks!!! Shame on you SLEZAK for this one!!!!! Usually you are great but this is disappointing!!!!!!!
Jasper Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 10:44 PM EST
Slezak let's do Carol Channing next year please!! She might not live much longer.
Jasper Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 10:39 PM EST
D*ck in box funny
But dissing Prince not so much
you really really suck
Jamie Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 07:40 PM EST
Damn, I'm sick to death of him! I always liked Nick better. I thought JT would be the one to come out of the closet...Funny...Nick is 6 months older than me and he seems so OLD!!! Steal sexyBACK from that a$$!!!! *Rant over*
EP Sato Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 05:17 PM EST
guy rocks a body
when his d_ck is in a box
my, look out nipples!
Dominic Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 05:11 PM EST
Justin is awesome.
I'd have his baby gladly.
Oh, crap, I'm a man.
Nena Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 05:11 PM EST
It's two haikus instead of one. I took my cues from Rosie on that one :)
Nena Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 05:09 PM EST
Curly top then smooth
"Bye, Bye, Bye" to "Sexy Back"
The man's got some moves
Love J.T. but still
mad about the Prince diss; hope
the ego deflates
Julie Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 05:06 PM EST
oops 6 syllables last line
take 2:
Justin brought to us
the classic Dick In A Box
so funny thanks much
Julie Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 05:05 PM EST
Justin brought to us
the classic Dick In A Box
very funny thanks much
aramis Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 04:46 PM EST
the boy bands we loved
washed up, dried up, all cried out
Your fine a$$ remains.
*sigh*
dma69 Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 04:43 PM EST
He brought SexyBack
Ditched Cameron and that's a fact
No Brit, go for Biel
beb Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 04:04 PM EST
Damn - 8 syllables in the middle...
Take two...
Cameron is gone
Let the closet door swing wide
Lance Bass needs love too
beb Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 04:03 PM EST
Cameron is gone
Let the closet door swing open
Lance Bass needs love too
Patti Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 03:52 PM EST
he has a girl voice
not handsome, whatsoever
what is the appeal?
Gretchen Weiners Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 03:31 PM EST
Like I Love You, man
We thank God you dumped Brit-Brit
See you on Tuesday!
Dave Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 03:22 PM EST
Ah! Justin is almost exactly one year older than me! I have no idea why that is so exciting to me, but it just is. Probably because he brought the sexy back and I, um, like his sexy back...nevermind. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Justin!
Justin Timberlake
Keeps bringing the sexy back
Let's show him our love
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