Beat This Caption (Stormtroopers edition)

ConspiracyTheorist Tue, Apr 8, 2008 at 11:26 PM EST

UN stormtroopers coming soon to a city near you.

cnn beat 360 now has this as one of their daily captions. 4-8-08

IsleOne Wed, Jan 3, 2007 at 06:22 PM EST

"Psst!!...buddy!...How do ya take a leak in one of these?"

EP Sato Wed, Jan 3, 2007 at 02:35 PM EST

The Geeky
United
will never be defeated

Bryan Wed, Jan 3, 2007 at 06:02 AM EST

Sadly, the 'United Nations' KKK branch didn't take off as planned.

Vivi Wed, Jan 3, 2007 at 12:56 AM EST

Yep, that's it. The world's coming to an end. It's been real, folks.

e4ia Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:34 PM EST

Luckily for these guys, being in their thirties and still living in their parent's basement gave them plenty of experience of holding their own poles.

Ariella Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:02 PM EST

The annual United Nations Parade in the alternate universe where the Nazis won WWII

Chuck_A Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 08:38 PM EST

Oh, no! Not another Star Wars Holiday Special.

Stephanie Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 05:44 PM EST

According to the Tao de Ching, a person cannot conquer the world with force because force brings resistance. And who got the F in Philosophy at Yale?

Miriam Gonzalez Fan Club Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 05:43 PM EST

The California Highway PATROL Unveils New Uniforms On Their Way To Pick Up Mel Gibson.

Mark Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 04:50 PM EST

Ok - I know terrorism is a growingly realistic threat, but you don't need to dress for a biological attack on the daily.

Flexy Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 04:46 PM EST

"Homeward they marched, plastic helmets held high, back to their parents' basements, to pleasure themselves to Carrie Fisher screengrabs..."

jefffrost Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 04:13 PM EST

Photo taken at today's strike, held by the international union of out-of-work stormtrooper extras:"we want episode seven!"

ryan Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 03:46 PM EST

March in the Rose Bowl Parade? But I was gonna go to Toschi Station and pick up some power converters!

Dan Daoust Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 03:26 PM EST

I probably shouldn't mention I'm Jewish.

Lorenzo Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 03:19 PM EST

Damn, that b*tch has the same outfit as me.

Verity Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 03:19 PM EST

Said one geek to another, "At last! Our campaign for world domination is complete."

Zach Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 03:06 PM EST

Ok. We're going to go in the flag order of most important to least. Ok, USA, first! Turkey, get to the back of the line. I don't care if you're funny, personality dosen't make up for your crappy country's looks!

Tommy Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 02:52 PM EST

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

BamaEd Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 02:47 PM EST

The University of Michigan's Flag Corps team had their uniforms and flags lost in transit. George Lucas volunteered to help them out. Perhaps they should have been more specific in their request to him.

Ceballos Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 02:19 PM EST

These stormtroopers marched into battle against a foreign, unfamiliar enemy... a woman.

aztvwatcher Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 02:13 PM EST

I find it really hard to believe Dark Lord Lucas okd this. I am so getting a life when I get home.

furry_tom Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 02:06 PM EST

If you think this is bad, next year's theme is Pootie Tang.

Tony Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 02:05 PM EST

It's a good thing Leni Riefenstahl wasn't Grand Marshal.

Marco Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 01:24 PM EST

In an effort to make the U.N. Peacekeeping Force appear more formidable, new U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has instituted new uniforms for all soldiers and demanded he only be addressed as "Darth."

snarky Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 01:21 PM EST

Aren't these Ford's pallbearers?

RockGolf Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 01:11 PM EST

"Stars and Stripes?!? I thought you said 'Death Star'!"

EB Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 12:54 PM EST

So this is how heterosexuality dies, with cheers.

nathan Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 12:53 PM EST

Three days later, the protests over Saddam's execution continue.

Darth Dooku Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 12:51 PM EST

Everybody together now: "It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all...."

George Schmidt Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 12:29 PM EST

Every year the Gay Pride Parade gets just a little bit more insufferable!

Bruce Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 12:27 PM EST

Man, are the Cylons gonna be pissed the Troops got to Earth first.

Stephanie Travitsky Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:32 AM EST

Supreme Chancellor/George W. Bush: [to the Senate] In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.

Senator Amidala: So this is how liberty dies.

Dave Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:18 AM EST

Coming soon to a theater near you, "The 40-Plus Flag Bearing Virgins"

mike Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:17 AM EST

This years geek convention had to be held outside because Dave's mom is recarpeting the basement.

dma69 Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:16 AM EST

"It's a small universe after all..."

Bigus Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:13 AM EST

"Awe Mom, I wanted to be the only one wearing white."

Chaddogg Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:10 AM EST

Ladies and Gentlemen....the Tournament of Nerds Parade!

Zach Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 11:04 AM EST

Of course, the Empire flag had to be held just a little bit higher...

Joe Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 10:46 AM EST

I don't know about you guys, but whenever I see Stormtroopers marching in a parade, I get all nervous, 1939-style!

Mike Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 10:37 AM EST

Luckily with no wives or girlfriends to stop them, the Stormtrooper march went on as planned...

Mozz Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 10:36 AM EST

"But the geeks shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in an abundance of virginity."

khrystyne Tue, Jan 2, 2007 at 10:32 AM EST

Well, at least thses outfilts are better than those snowglobes we had to wear at the Albertville Olympics...