Beat This Caption ('Rocky Balboa' edition)

ConspiracyTheorist Tue, Apr 8, 2008 at 11:47 PM EST

Sly's new best 2 friends, since Arnie has been so busy.

Nancy Walker Mon, May 7, 2007 at 09:32 AM EST

The three muglys uglys puglys on parade. Tom Jones should just accept-and Sylvester too, that age has caught up with them. They had their time in the sun. Carrot top on the otherhand, looks like the sun exploded in his face.

TJFan Sun, Jan 7, 2007 at 01:02 AM EST

Sir Tom...What a Knight!!

Brute Savage Wed, Dec 27, 2006 at 05:57 PM EST

An Oscar Winner,a Grammy Winner and a guy who has just enough talent too be a mop up boy at your local Porn theater

wendy Fri, Dec 22, 2006 at 02:02 PM EST

"Mommy, I thought you said the wax dummies in the museum are supposed to look real."

Taylor Fri, Dec 22, 2006 at 12:53 PM EST

This picture should be set on fire, and Tom Jones should know better.

Howard Fri, Dec 22, 2006 at 10:37 AM EST

It's Not Unusual to be ... oh wait a minute. Yes, it is unusual.

almost 40 Fri, Dec 22, 2006 at 08:57 AM EST

What's wrong with men waxing their eyebrows?

Look at us! Ours are perfectly shaped on our too-smooth foreheads.

Jason Bowers Fri, Dec 22, 2006 at 01:50 AM EST

No words are needed to caption that photo. In fact, rather than words, I'd like to link you to an equally awesome photo featuring Carrot Top:
http://www.pollstaronline.com/CIC2006/Awards17/images/AwardsIssue/award-photo-2-8.jpg

Vivi Fri, Dec 22, 2006 at 12:11 AM EST

When comestic surgery goes wrong...next, on the Tyra Banks Show.

bootsycolumbia Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:02 PM EST

Those were the celebrities at the Rocky Balboa premiere after-party??? Man, that movie is gonna tank.

jenjen Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 09:34 PM EST

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed Sly's face. WTF!!!!!!!! I'm not sure it's Botox. His wife's beauty products she hocks on HSN, maybe? If not, maybe he should consider trying them. Something is just wrong with his face.

David Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 05:32 PM EST

The steriods and plastic surgery addiction support group celebrates three straight months clean with a night on the town.

theBigE Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 04:52 PM EST

From what I hear, Carrot Top is a real man's man, if you know what I mean. How soon before he follows the lead of Lance Bass, TR Knight, and Doogie Howser?

NIck Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 04:45 PM EST

"It's not unusual.... Okay maybe it is"

beachmom Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 04:41 PM EST

the SCARIEST photo since liza with a z's wedding photo that included liz taylor and michael jackson....

ACE Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 04:07 PM EST

who are three people who have never been in my kitchen

Amy L. Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 03:24 PM EST

The worst-ever game of "do, marry or kill"

dma69 Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 03:00 PM EST

"Tell us what you don't like about yourselves."

Jackie Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 03:00 PM EST

Tonight on the E! True Hollywood Has-Been Story: 2 former studs and a freak. What went wrong?

Ray from PA Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 03:00 PM EST

"The hit ABC show Lost adds three more mysterious Others to it's cast."

Trisha Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 02:43 PM EST

Is it just me, or does Carrot Top look like Sandra Bernard now? Sheesh. What a freak. Is he wearing eyeliner?

Here's my photo caption:

CARROT TOP VISITS TWO OLD GUYS AT SUNNYBROOK FARMS RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

Johnny Palindrome Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 02:27 PM EST

"Tonight on Plastic Surgery Gone Awry..........."

Lee Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 02:15 PM EST

Stallone recruits partners for his new chain of restaurants: Planet Used-to-Work-in Hollywood. With Carrot Top as "Chairman of the Board" he won't go bankrupt this time!

Ed Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 01:36 PM EST

I didn't bother to read the blog I wanted to comment on Carrot Top!

What the hell happend to him? He's going down the same road as that freak show lady Jaquoline whatever her last name is; the one that wants to look like a lion.

He use to be funny, now I would be too distracted by his appearance.

daisyj Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 01:30 PM EST

Despite organizers' best efforts, the turnout for this year's Ethel Merman lookalike compatition was worse than usual.

Kirkjn Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 01:23 PM EST

Not-so Little Orphan Annie, 52, picks out his new Daddy Warbucks.

richard Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 01:14 PM EST

The least visited corner of Madame Tussaud's.

Jazzy Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 12:44 PM EST

Carrot Top has really out-uglied himself this time. Do you guys think the carpet matches the drapes. Forget Lindsay Lohan, the title of 'Firecrotch' should be bestowed on whatever that is...

Rebecca Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 12:35 PM EST

The 1st Annual Batman Villain Convention: The Joker, Mr. Freeze, and is that a Penguin flipper I see, Tom Jones?

Vegas Terri Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 12:11 PM EST

What's new, pussycat? YO-OOOOO, YO-OOOOO, YO-OOOOOOOO!!!

Abbey Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:54 AM EST

I didn't know that Sly Stallone knew the creepy guy from the Silence of the Lambs... "It puts the lotion in the basket.."

Martha Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:48 AM EST

Oh look, it's the cool table at the Men's Face Lift Convention!

Paul U. Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:30 AM EST

Sylvester Stallone went to Vegas and got to meet the stars of the two biggest shows on the Strip...Tom Jones and Reba McEntire!

mark in nyc Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:13 AM EST

On the season finale of celebrity Nip/tuck

Nancy Walker Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:08 AM EST

Ay Caramba! Que es esto?

Mike Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:08 AM EST

An A lister, a B lister, and their red headed step child...

Myma Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:03 AM EST

Better living through chemistry.

Dave Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 11:01 AM EST

OMG, that's the most frightening image I've seen in a long time. Stallone looks like his typical botoxed self, Tom Jones looks like a '70s porn kingpin, and Carrot Top has transformed himself into a steroidal drag queen. Was someone below hinting that he's gay? I haven't heard those rumors, but I hope they're not true. We have enough problems being accepted by mainstream America...

Ceballos Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 10:57 AM EST

"It IS unusual."

john Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 10:37 AM EST

From what I hear, he should be called Carrot Bottom

brandonk Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 10:16 AM EST

I swear, Carrot Top looks scarier every time I see him...it looks like he's on steroids and has had a very tight facelift.

lelee Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 10:14 AM EST

Yikes!!! Carrot Top really needs to leave the roids alone.

Cliff Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 10:08 AM EST

Quien es mas Botox?

Chris Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 10:07 AM EST

Texas Chainsaw Massacre VII hits the big screen November 2011.

Eric Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 09:45 AM EST

I don't know who has been under the knife more... Oddly enough, Tom Jones looks the least plastic of the three

jarett Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 09:40 AM EST

Nancy Drew has FINALLY solved the case of the missing botox!

Joel Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 09:30 AM EST

A fine example of the three stages of 'do-ability':

1)Tom Jones - most women would do him

2)Sly Stallone - some women would

3)Messed-Up Carrottop - not in a million years

T Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 09:16 AM EST

Is Carrot Top trying to look like a drag queen on purpose? Nice eyeliner, dude.

Tess Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 09:01 AM EST

Dude, like, if you buy this Herbalife stuff I'm selling now, like, you can have guns as big as mine!

Swadester Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 08:34 AM EST

Is this a movie premiere or a plastic surgery convention?

chuck Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 08:33 AM EST

The Seventh Sign Of The Apocalypse

jim Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 08:31 AM EST

The rapture is upon us... one more horseman and we're done for!

BB Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 08:30 AM EST

Kathy Griffin hanging out with Sly and Tom. The D-List still rings true.

Louise Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 08:10 AM EST

This picture made me decide to go lesbian.

Chris Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 07:55 AM EST

Hell, this may be true, "Next season on VH1's the Surreal Life.....Carrot Top, Sly Stalone, and Tom Jones each try to seduce....Micheal Jackson. Followed by Flavor of Love 3: The clap is back."

Deb Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 07:29 AM EST

OH MY GOSH---What the hell happened to Carrot Top?

Snarky Thu, Dec 21, 2006 at 06:32 AM EST

What has beens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...PLEASE