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Will someone please get William Shatner a toilet already?

Nov 16, 2006, 06:17 PM | by Annie Barrett

Categories: Television

152728__shat_l Okay, shat-tastic, shat-stounding, and shat-rageous were kind of funny in a please shatter my TV then lodge the pieces in my now useless brain sort of way, but this time William Shatner and Show Me the Money have officially taken their ongoing quest to make ''shat'' happen too far. Towards the end of last night's Dancing With the Stars finale, viewers got pummeled in the face by yet another shat-nnoying cross-promotional commercial informing us that we'd seen the rumba, the mambo, and the waltz, but never... THE SHAT.

No no no no no no NO

The Shat needs to stop. The Shat is not cool. The Shat is not a dance. ("What is this Shat? Who is him?" asked Edyta Sliwinska, when pressed for comment during my fictional interview with her this afternoon.) The word shat shouldn't even be in sentences!

Sigh. At least the letters are appropriately short and squat. Maybe this whole campaign is just Shat's producers conspiring to take a giant, gradual shat on his career...

Ray King Sun, Nov 19, 2006 at 01:31 PM EST

How could you put "License To Kill" at 19th spot..(?)Have you forgotten Cary Lowell's thigths.., how she looked in that bathing suit (?) Her scenes alone should move it up several notches.., and who played Bond in that one (?)

jen Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 10:09 PM EST

Oh Gosh, please get them to shat the hell up!!!! I can't take anymore of him shatting all over the TV.

Stephanie Travitsky Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 03:20 PM EST

And before Boston Public he had a show on the former UPN: Shatner McNasty. You know it could be worse, at least he's not telling any haters to eat shat.

Jedidog Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 01:11 PM EST

ABC is clearly trying to make the "Shat" their very own aging cornball celebrity with tons of camp appeal similar to what NBC did with the "Hoff". But I think the campiness comes organically. You can't shove the "Shat" down our throats.

Ep Sato Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 11:59 AM EST

Priceline, we've been shatting out great prices since 1999.

Dork Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 04:08 AM EST

This reference to having taken a sh*t is what I will think of think most of before booking my next trip to Disney World.

Stephanie Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 10:14 PM EST

Can we get a Priceline Polka?

brandonk Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 09:55 PM EST

This shat is crazy!

TG Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 08:27 PM EST

in reality i don't know nothing about shat. who is him?

Stephanie Travitsky Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 07:39 PM EST

Denny Crane, DennyCrane, Denny Cha Cha! Followed by the TJ Hookie Pokey.

Paul A'Barge Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 07:38 PM EST

You know that link you put behind the 4-pane graphic?

Beyond lame.

joey jo jo Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 07:00 PM EST

I "shat" at least once a day.

Ep Sato Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 06:24 PM EST

Annie, you know who's secretly behind this. His name is :

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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