Things That Make Me Die Inside, Vol. 6 (Photo Edition)

Ooh La La Tue, Jun 12, 2007 at 01:49 PM EST

Rod was,is,and will be sexy.
He may not be be sexy to you, but he is sexy to me.
Rod is my FAVORITE singer.
I like all of Rod Stewarts songs.
I am wanting for one more CD.
I would like more, but this other CD has infatuation.
I listen to Rod Stewart 24/7.

Hotgirl Tue, Jun 12, 2007 at 12:10 PM EST

He looks sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is my favorite singer.
He is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Bong Sat, Nov 18, 2006 at 12:53 AM EST

I've never been a fan of Stewarts in the sense of buying his solo stuff, but the guy has great pipes and is a terrific stylist. Listen to the Jeff Beck Group albums with Stewart if you want to hear why he's been a successful performer.

danaleri Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 04:43 PM EST

Look, Its Kimberly Stewart with brown hair...

Howard Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 03:46 PM EST

You owe me 10 pictures of Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel to atone for this picture.

Anne Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 02:30 PM EST

EW, TAKE THIS PICTURE DOWN RIGHT NOW! Gross!! I'll say ditto to everyone else who questioned when/if Rod was ever sexy.

Zee Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 12:43 PM EST

girl on left: God! when will this photo shoot be over?
rod: YEAH BABY YEH !!
girl: i wish he wouldn't hold me so close.
rod: damn i'm hot,i bet she can't wait to get me behind closed doors when this is done!
girl: thank God no one will see this...in 3 weeks, everyone will forget all about this picture
rod: YEAH BABY YEH !!

Paris Hilton Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 12:34 PM EST

That's Hot...

ncgirl Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 11:09 AM EST

See, people, look what happens when you let Justin bring sexy back. This is what he brings. I hope you've learned your lesson!

Nataraj Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 09:51 AM EST

Funny. When this photo was taken if a man shaved his chest and pubes ("manscaping"), he'd have been beaten up as a fag. Who says Internet porn isn't affecting you?

Nick Fri, Nov 17, 2006 at 12:47 AM EST

OMG! I need a Valerie Cherish moment right now:
"I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!"

mee Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 10:55 PM EST

He looks like the bastard child of a Hobbit and a 1970's French supermodel. AAAUGHH!

Juju Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 10:39 PM EST

He needs to show some class and not gross the world out with such pictures. YUCK!!!!!

brandonk Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 10:00 PM EST

Ha ha! Did she do him? I guess it was the '70s...

Nicole Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 08:57 PM EST

Howard: You must be forgetting the Rolling Stones cover with a shirtless Scott Stapp from Creed, because THAT was one of the grossest things ever.

anne Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 08:14 PM EST

This dreadful picture perfectly encapsulates why the '70's were so awful to live through. I was always mystified by his popularity (Still am).

Stephanie Travitsky Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 07:36 PM EST

Ugh! And now we know why "Do ya think I'm pubie" was changed to "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy". Now I heard he is going to release a sequel: "Do Ya Think I'm Pudgie".

diggity Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 07:14 PM EST

i think that picture is hot. Yum.

Aneya Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 07:04 PM EST

Ewwww! Omg, why? Why?!

daisyj Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 05:47 PM EST

Doctor! We need 50cc's of pants, stat!

cj Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 05:31 PM EST

sam are you mad at us?

Howard Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 05:30 PM EST

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE!!

The only thing worse than this was a Rolling Stones cover a few years ago featuring a shirtless Keith Richards. I still bear the scars of seeing that atrocity.

travisb Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 05:22 PM EST

i'm sorry, i don't know how else to say this....are those some stewart...gulp...pubes? dirty dirty.

Ep Sato Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 05:02 PM EST

Keeps reminding me of Family Guy Stewie's comments after he saw the "Joy of Sex".

Apparently, the razor was not discovered until the late 1980's.

Denise Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:57 PM EST

Ooooh, Stepanie! The Linus tankini, TOO F*in' funny! The kicker is that tumbleweed trying to make its' Downtown escape!

L3 Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:56 PM EST

MAN ALIVE!

V.M.L. Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:52 PM EST

Sorry Rod, even if you try, you'll never be as sexy as her.

Jay Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:47 PM EST

I don't know. I think he's kind of hot in that cheesy/sleazy '70s way...

Blair Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:43 PM EST

I don't get it. This is the best picture I have ever seen. Those colors, the pose, it is perfection.

Kidding. this is why I never get pictured in my tankini. In twenty years when I am famous, I don't want things like that getting out. I don't want to be the reason for vomit.

dma69 Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:23 PM EST

"I just threw up in my mouth a little."

Ditto.

Lorenzo Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:21 PM EST

WHAT THE F**K??
WHAT THE F**K??
WHAT THE F**K??
WHAT THE F**K??

That is ssssoooo DISGUSTING and NASTY and INHUMANE. Even watching a man drink doo-doo juice is not more disgusting than Rod Stewart in that outfit. Seriously EW, WHAT THE F**K?

DT Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:08 PM EST

Dude, I just ate.

geecee Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 04:04 PM EST

That's so horrible!! It's been seared into my brain.

Laurai Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:57 PM EST

"I just threw up in my mouth a little."

almost 40 Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:50 PM EST

This picture is making me laugh!!

Did anyone see him perform on "Dancing with the Stars" and his gut was hanging out of his unbuttoned shirt??

I love his music but he's never been sexy to me.

Nicole Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:39 PM EST

I'm confused - if Rod Stewart isn't sexy now, and he clearly wasn't sexy then, when exactly WAS he sexy? I have a hard time believing that so many people worshipped this person, ever. I need to go let my retinas recouperate now.

Vicky Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:33 PM EST

Oh gross! EW, please take the picture down right away! This must be some cruel joke or something. Is it April Fool's day already?!?!

ag Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:33 PM EST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

For the love of all that's holy, please remove that pic from the blog IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!

Lora Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:30 PM EST

Ewwww

Dan Daoust Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:28 PM EST

I feel the same way, Rod. I feel the same way.

Ed Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:21 PM EST

The carpet matches the rug.

mermaidmom Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:18 PM EST

looks like he needed a little trim down south before this photo shoot

Jen O. Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:17 PM EST

Rod's horrifying, but the Landlord's Daughter has never looked better.

Ep Sato Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:12 PM EST

DAAANG, Mr. Faces got to hook up with Ms. Goodnight? Some guys have all the luck, some guys have all the breaks...

Stephanie Travitsky Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 03:07 PM EST

Someone should have told him that the Linus tankini was just not happening.

kirz10 Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 02:57 PM EST

Yikes! Get the man some scissors!

Gretchen Weiners Thu, Nov 16, 2006 at 02:54 PM EST

OMG... that is truly horrifying.