Paris vs. Shanna: The smackdown transcript!

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Nancy Walker Sun, Oct 8, 2006 at 05:32 PM EST

Micheal Slezak, this is quite comical, HaHa!! I can just imagine Paris getting decked. maybe she will have to nurse a fat lip for a while and we wont have to see her silly mug.

kenny k Sat, Oct 7, 2006 at 09:30 AM EST

Moakler allegedly did what millions of us would LIKE to.
Bravo Shanna!

mike Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 11:22 PM EST

Forbes magazine says What's-her-name is the most overexposed celeb. Stop contributing.

Lorenzo Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 08:57 PM EST

Thanks Meave for the link (even through it wasn't meant for me). That pic of Paris as a teen is just so sad. The teen version of her looks so smart. As if someday she might work at a respectable job such as an EW writer. But no, she didn't. For some reason or another, she decided that someday she would be a celebrity whore and wear that badge proudly. This make me feel sad for the teen girls out who are idolizing Paris Hilton instead of someone as great as.....well, anybody at this would an improvment, don't you agree? Maybe the punch to her face might have given Paris some sense of respect for herself.

Maeve Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 07:58 PM EST

maya, you may want to check out this link...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

Maeve Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 07:42 PM EST

I went from being totally ambivalent about Shanna Moakler to f-ing loving her.

JenJen Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 06:05 PM EST

As sad as it is, I don't think Paris really got hit. She has a habit of making up ridiculous allegations against people. I heard that witnesses of this saw Shanna get pushed down the stairs, and saw Stavros dump a drink on her. No one saw Paris get hit. Shanna went to the police from the club. Paris went 4 hours later. She's just a big liar.

maya Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 05:51 PM EST

ok, I know that Paris is awful and a skank and everything, but she *is* kinda pretty, in a striking way (and yes, I hate myself for saying that). Shanna Moakler is just a straight skank. How that woman won Miss USA is beyond me. And Travis Carnival Barker? Yuck.

Rich Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 05:46 PM EST

All l have to say is, 'Travis, Travis, Travis... Really? Paris? Your respectometer is at an all-time low, man...'

l'll forgive you, but you'll have to use bleach and a wire brush after that one...

Miles Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 05:06 PM EST

Paris hilton got punched in the face. SWEET! hope the look is an improvement.

Jen Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 04:56 PM EST

Gosh, I can't get enough of this story. There is nothing i love better than hearing that Paris was clocked in the face. Too bad, if Shanna left a bruise, I would have LOVED for that to have been Paris's mugshot after her DUI!

Stephanie Travitsky Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 04:38 PM EST

Oh who cares! Those two are bunch of party blondes gone crazy who can't dance, act, or sing their way out of a greasy "In and Out burger" paper bag.

Ep Sato Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 04:10 PM EST

those two shouldn't fight! They should be friends. After all, they have the same unflattering truth in common. They've both can be seen naked on the internet thanks to their own actions. Paris made her now infamous porno, and Shanna was in Playboy! Got to love that. And what is their rivalry based on? Who is more famous for being famous?

What's up with Paris these days anyway? She's always in the news, getting drunk and running people over or fighting with people. Shouldn't she be out shopping or something OTHER than constantly getting her azz into trouble?

N'Jeri Fri, Oct 6, 2006 at 03:49 PM EST

Oh, Slezak. You always manage to make me laugh when I'm at work. You've brought my procrastination to a whole new level. I saw that House of Carters clip on The Superficial earlier this week. It makes me really proud of the person I became.