Sep 8, 2006, 11:37 AM | by Michael Slezak
Categories: Beat This Caption, Film
As far as I'm concerned, this picture (of John Travolta on the set of Hairspray) is worth three very special words: Beat. This. Caption. So do your best, PopWatchers. (And try to keep it clean.)
My best attempt:
With Kirstie Alley 75 pounds lighter, Showtime gets creative in casting the second season of Fat Actress.
Now you.
Danica Thu, Jul 5, 2007 at 02:42 AM EST
Summer Eating, had me a blast; Summer Eating, happened so fast. Met a girl, crazy for meeeee.... I ate her up - As you can see! Summer fun celulite has begun but oh oh thoose Summer BBQ's oh oh oh oh Give me more give me more do have bolonga?
Sarah Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 11:11 PM EST
OMG, these captions are funnier than anything in the movies or TV today! Hollywood, take note: Hire these bloggers!!!!
? Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 10:48 PM EST
"I say, fat is where it's at, I am so hungry, I can eat a rat. No wonder I am so fat, I even will eat a bat, but will settle for a rat."
Johnny Stone Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 04:11 AM EST
Oh lord he looks like he went through a plate of ribs with Ann Wilson coaching.
Pete Sun, Sep 10, 2006 at 10:58 PM EST
A still from the upcoming 'Welcome Back Kotter' reunion special in which Kotter, Horshack, Epstein and Washington must come to terms with Vinnie Barbarino's "lifestyle chage".
Mark D Sat, Sep 9, 2006 at 08:37 AM EST
Summer Eating, had me a blast; Summer Eating, happened so fast. Met a girl, crazy for meeeee.... I ate her up - As you can see!
celia Sat, Sep 9, 2006 at 03:28 AM EST
after years of the rumours of his sexuality, john travolta has finally cracked under the strain.
Eric Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 09:17 PM EST
After surgery and years of hard dieting, Carnie Wilson eventually succumbs to the life long urge to devour the other members of Wilson Phillips.
Liz Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 05:17 PM EST
Amid reports that his maybe too-friendly kiss with a man caught by photogs could ruin his rep, John Travolta tries to evade the press by donning a wig and dressing down in West Hollywood.
mark Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 05:12 PM EST
Project Runway's Jeffrey takes another stab at dressing Angela's mom...
mark Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 05:11 PM EST
Project Runway's Jeffrey takes another stab at dressing Angela's mom...
justin Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:31 PM EST
Most people don't realize that you must closely resemble Delta Burke to attain the highest levels in scientology.
Tarjay Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:12 PM EST
With Kathy Bates unavailable, John Travolta has signed on as sadistic author stalker, Annie Wilkes, for the next edition of the film franchise, Misery: The Return... She's got more on her mind than breaking your ankles!
fred Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 03:55 PM EST
Boy, that Jo chick from The Facts of Life has really let herself go.
Stephanie Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 03:33 PM EST
You know that I hate to say this but Divine looked a hell of a lot better as the mama than Travolting.
Tommy G. Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:45 PM EST
How you do - I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
'Cause when you knocked
He thought you were the...candy man.
(With apologies to Tim Curry, who looked MUCH better...)
Craig Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:38 PM EST
Carnie Wilson takes the walk of shame off the Celebrity Fit Club set after devastating relapse.
Brad Denton Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:31 PM EST
Tom Cruise: "On second thought, maybe psychiatric drugs are sometimes needed.
skbnwinters Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:25 PM EST
The premier of Honky's Madea Big Fatass Reunion went off swell.
shocka Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:11 PM EST
John Travolta finally arrives at the "gain 150 pounds and have a sex change" level of Scientology. Next level? Joining Weight Watchers and posing for Vanity Fair with his beard and black market bought baby.
brendan Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:55 PM EST
That's the last time I take my eyes off Kirstie Alley around my cookie dough.... GET BACK HERE!
bored-at-work Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:44 PM EST
I've never been so attracted to someone in my life. Unfortunately, I have always been attracted to large women who look like they ate the entire cast of Celebrity Fit Club as a late-night snack.
Will Holston Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:42 PM EST
Look Who's Talking 4: James' Sex Change
What will the washer and dryer think? Find out when they're voiced by Hugh Lauire and Helen Mirren.
Richard Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:19 PM EST
As Scientologist tradition demands, Travolta dons his Mrs. Doubtmeds outfit and heads out to babysit Suri Cruise.
Stephanie Travitsky Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:11 PM EST
That's Travolta? MWHAHHAHA!
Realizing that his acting talent is not Perfect, Travolta decided to Grease up his performance by eating Swordfish,Sweathogs,and a bunch of Big Kahuna burgers (Pulp Fiction). When he was done, he broke Ladder 49 and sank Battleship Earth.
suntrap Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:08 PM EST
Fearing for his life after leaving the Church of Scientology, John Travolta is forced deep under cover.
Joe Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:42 AM EST
After that National Enquirer picture 2 weeks ago of John passionately kissing that guy on the airplane, this picture will finally dispel all rumors and put their minds at rest.
RayT Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:33 AM EST
I guess this means John is out of the running for this year's Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Competition.
bp Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:09 AM EST
Umm, how about "Battlefield Girth?" Or "Gulp Fiction?" or something with the word "Grease" in it?
ward Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:09 AM EST
The secrets of becoming an Operating Thetan Level 9 Scientologist are finally revealed.
Josh Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:07 AM EST
John Travolta heads to the Scientology Celebrity Center for more auditing sessions to clear up those thetans that made him a fat, gay, cross-dresser.
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