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Beat This Caption: John Travolta

Sep 8, 2006, 11:37 AM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: Beat This Caption, Film

102256__caption_l As far as I'm concerned, this picture (of John Travolta on the set of Hairspray) is worth three very special words: Beat. This. Caption. So do your best, PopWatchers. (And try to keep it clean.)

My best attempt:

With Kirstie Alley 75 pounds lighter, Showtime gets creative in casting the second season of Fat Actress.

Now you.

Danica Thu, Jul 5, 2007 at 02:42 AM EST

Summer Eating, had me a blast; Summer Eating, happened so fast. Met a girl, crazy for meeeee.... I ate her up - As you can see! Summer fun celulite has begun but oh oh thoose Summer BBQ's oh oh oh oh Give me more give me more do have bolonga?

Sarah Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 11:11 PM EST

OMG, these captions are funnier than anything in the movies or TV today! Hollywood, take note: Hire these bloggers!!!!

? Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 10:48 PM EST

"I say, fat is where it's at, I am so hungry, I can eat a rat. No wonder I am so fat, I even will eat a bat, but will settle for a rat."

Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 10:44 PM EST

Looks like the biggest loser is winning big

Johnny Stone Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 04:11 AM EST

Oh lord he looks like he went through a plate of ribs with Ann Wilson coaching.

Nikki Thu, May 31, 2007 at 08:18 PM EST

"Wow, oh my god I hope i packed my granola bar."

Tresa Sat, Mar 31, 2007 at 07:36 AM EST

Staying Fat and Alive

Matt Mon, Sep 11, 2006 at 11:37 AM EST

Finally.. Kelly has some cushion for her pushin.

BB Mon, Sep 11, 2006 at 07:40 AM EST

The white Oprah.

Pete Sun, Sep 10, 2006 at 10:58 PM EST

A still from the upcoming 'Welcome Back Kotter' reunion special in which Kotter, Horshack, Epstein and Washington must come to terms with Vinnie Barbarino's "lifestyle chage".

Mark D Sat, Sep 9, 2006 at 08:37 AM EST

Summer Eating, had me a blast; Summer Eating, happened so fast. Met a girl, crazy for meeeee.... I ate her up - As you can see!

celia Sat, Sep 9, 2006 at 03:28 AM EST

after years of the rumours of his sexuality, john travolta has finally cracked under the strain.

Eric Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 09:17 PM EST

After surgery and years of hard dieting, Carnie Wilson eventually succumbs to the life long urge to devour the other members of Wilson Phillips.

Chuck_A Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 08:02 PM EST

Sure he can cross dress...but can he eat poop?

Chuck_A Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 07:54 PM EST

Ann Wilson, eat your "heart" out.

Liz Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 05:17 PM EST

Amid reports that his maybe too-friendly kiss with a man caught by photogs could ruin his rep, John Travolta tries to evade the press by donning a wig and dressing down in West Hollywood.

mark Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 05:12 PM EST

Project Runway's Jeffrey takes another stab at dressing Angela's mom...

mark Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 05:11 PM EST

Project Runway's Jeffrey takes another stab at dressing Angela's mom...

McGee Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:50 PM EST

So THAT'S what happened to Oprah's wagon of fat...

Richard Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:44 PM EST

Another mysterious Scientology pregnancy. . .

jason Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:42 PM EST

"does this make me look fat?, NO be honest"

justin Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:31 PM EST

Most people don't realize that you must closely resemble Delta Burke to attain the highest levels in scientology.

Tarjay Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 04:12 PM EST

With Kathy Bates unavailable, John Travolta has signed on as sadistic author stalker, Annie Wilkes, for the next edition of the film franchise, Misery: The Return... She's got more on her mind than breaking your ankles!

noneya Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 03:56 PM EST

leatherface is back!

fred Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 03:55 PM EST

Boy, that Jo chick from The Facts of Life has really let herself go.

Stephanie Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 03:33 PM EST

You know that I hate to say this but Divine looked a hell of a lot better as the mama than Travolting.

Tommy G. Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:45 PM EST

How you do - I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down
'Cause when you knocked
He thought you were the...candy man.

(With apologies to Tim Curry, who looked MUCH better...)

Lorenzo Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:41 PM EST

John Travolta: "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned."

Steven Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:21 PM EST

Nope, still haven't gotten past "Battlefield Earth"

Stephanie Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:17 PM EST

Urban Cowpie!

Brian Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:08 PM EST

Wow, being off the View has been really rough on Star Jones.

exiene Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 02:01 PM EST

Oh my god that's John Trovolta!!! Dude! I'd still do her!!

Gary Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:49 PM EST

Too many "Royale with Cheeses".

ABW Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:49 PM EST

Plump Fiction

-or-

Get Schmaltzy

mike Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:45 PM EST

I'm Not the One That You Want.

Craig Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:38 PM EST

Carnie Wilson takes the walk of shame off the Celebrity Fit Club set after devastating relapse.

Brad Denton Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:31 PM EST

Tom Cruise: "On second thought, maybe psychiatric drugs are sometimes needed.

skbnwinters Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:25 PM EST

The premier of Honky's Madea Big Fatass Reunion went off swell.

shocka Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 01:11 PM EST

John Travolta finally arrives at the "gain 150 pounds and have a sex change" level of Scientology. Next level? Joining Weight Watchers and posing for Vanity Fair with his beard and black market bought baby.

brendan Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:55 PM EST

That's the last time I take my eyes off Kirstie Alley around my cookie dough.... GET BACK HERE!

Cnd Girl Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:53 PM EST

John Revolta

Dan Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:47 PM EST

The latest addition to the cast of Desperate Housewives

Ron Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:46 PM EST

Look at me,I'm the ultimate girlyman!!!Don't hate!LOL!

EO Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:45 PM EST

Yo Horshack. What was that stuff you gave me man?

bored-at-work Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:44 PM EST

I've never been so attracted to someone in my life. Unfortunately, I have always been attracted to large women who look like they ate the entire cast of Celebrity Fit Club as a late-night snack.

Will Holston Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:42 PM EST

Look Who's Talking 4: James' Sex Change

What will the washer and dryer think? Find out when they're voiced by Hugh Lauire and Helen Mirren.

CocoLopez Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:32 PM EST

Look What's Walking Too

jack Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:28 PM EST

Perhaps a disguise for his next lip lock with a male "friend"

samidae Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:27 PM EST

After all these years of faking it, I AM FINALLY FREE!

CocoLopez Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:26 PM EST

White Overweight Housewife's Burden

CocoLopez Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:23 PM EST

A Love Song for Bobby Fat

Richard Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:19 PM EST

As Scientologist tradition demands, Travolta dons his Mrs. Doubtmeds outfit and heads out to babysit Suri Cruise.

mike Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:18 PM EST

Look out Elizabeth, here comes Rosie!

Vivian Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:12 PM EST

Welcome Back Porker!!

Stephanie Travitsky Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:11 PM EST

That's Travolta? MWHAHHAHA!

Realizing that his acting talent is not Perfect, Travolta decided to Grease up his performance by eating Swordfish,Sweathogs,and a bunch of Big Kahuna burgers (Pulp Fiction). When he was done, he broke Ladder 49 and sank Battleship Earth.

suntrap Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:08 PM EST

Fearing for his life after leaving the Church of Scientology, John Travolta is forced deep under cover.

jazzy Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:05 PM EST

Cheesespray!

Vance Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 12:05 PM EST

Grease This

Patrick Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:59 AM EST

Scientology scores another celeb follower: Tyne Daly!

Ceballos Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:58 AM EST

The Boy IS the Plastic Bubble.

jmg Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:53 AM EST

Weighin' Alive

jmg Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:52 AM EST

Saturday Night Feedings

Jennie Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:50 AM EST

Do Pink Ladies jackets come in XXL?

Joe Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:42 AM EST

After that National Enquirer picture 2 weeks ago of John passionately kissing that guy on the airplane, this picture will finally dispel all rumors and put their minds at rest.

Cnd Girl Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:39 AM EST

Obese not Grease is the word.

Matt Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:34 AM EST

Battlefield Girth.

RayT Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:33 AM EST

I guess this means John is out of the running for this year's Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Competition.

Paul Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:27 AM EST

On the set of Roseanne's new "family" sitcom...

brit-brit Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:17 AM EST

Look who's snacking!

bp Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:09 AM EST

Umm, how about "Battlefield Girth?" Or "Gulp Fiction?" or something with the word "Grease" in it?

ward Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:09 AM EST

The secrets of becoming an Operating Thetan Level 9 Scientologist are finally revealed.

Josh Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 11:07 AM EST

John Travolta heads to the Scientology Celebrity Center for more auditing sessions to clear up those thetans that made him a fat, gay, cross-dresser.

Mike Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 10:55 AM EST

It's still better than Battlefield Earth 2.

Paul U. Fri, Sep 8, 2006 at 10:53 AM EST

Gee, Lily Tomlin has really let herself go!

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