The worst 'American Idol' performances
Aug 8, 2006, 11:26 AM | by Scott Brown
Categories: 'American Idol'
The "awesomely bad" meta-brand meets the American Idol mega-brand in a brand new list of the Worst American Idol Performances. Here's how hari-kari-bad these covers must've been: I didn't see them. Not one. (Crucify me, but I don't watch AI. Talent shows induce anaphylaxis in me, and kareer karaokists are best confined to small soundproof rooms. Plus, I don't want my heart broken.) Yet, sight unseen, song unheard, I can still smell the awfulness coming off these song stylings.
But even a newbie like me understands this list is meant to enrage: Kellie Pickler appears not once, but twice! John Stevens (pictured) is given the, um, red-headed stepchild treatment. And they even take a shot at poor Tamyra! (Mere proximity to Slezak has given me "phantom opinions" on a show I don't watch.)
Pour out your hearts below, and I'll have a real expert interpret the contents.

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