'The Office': A British crossover?
Jul 10, 2006, 05:54 PM | by Scott Brown
Categories: Television
Seems like yesterday we were all bellyaching about the American version of The Office and how it would never live up to the original BBC version. Well, what a difference a-show-turning-out-not-to-suck makes: Now the BBC castmembers are clamoring to get in on the Yankee action.
Yes, it looks like some of the original castmembers may be trading stylish Slough for even more stylish Scranton next year. (Not Ricky Gervais himself, of course -- the producers are smart enough to resist such clumsy couch-jumping.) But how to pull this off? It would be easy enough to arrange an exchange: In the global paper economy, any little merger or buyout would be enough to throw the parallel Office universes together. But what happens when Jim meets Dawn? Or when Pam meets Tim? Well, nothing -- I think it's fair to say that their chemistries are entirely incompatible. When Gareth meets Dwight, that's another story: Both are alpha wankers, competing to be sycophant-in-chief, and the Wanker Exclusion principle comes into play. We're talking about a collision of Flintstones meets Jetsons proportions, here. And who's to say Angela, in a moment of weakness, might not fall for Gareth's Bond-like British charm?
The big question, of course, is how Michael will react to such rampant Britishness in his midst. With an affected accent, mehopes.
How would you do it, Office fans? Do Gareth and Dwight go hunting? Do Keith and Kevin hit it off? Post your pitch below and I'll make sure it goes straight to the 156th floor* of the NBC Skytower.**
*There is no 156th floor.
**This building does not exist.

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