Tarantino, Rodriguez announce the 'Grind House' cast
Jul 25, 2006, 10:18 AM | by Scott Brown
Categories: Film
Grind House, the in-production Rodriguez-Tarantino genre twofer, is an excellent excuse to use the word "diptych." It's also an excellent reason to discuss the relative merits of Mickey Rourke vs. Kurt Russell. The former was set to play a killer named Stuntman Mike in Quentin's half of the carnage, the brilliantly titled slasher flick Death Proof; for as-yet-unconfirmed reasons (the rumor mill says he just didn't show up for work), Rourke has now been replaced by John Carpenter muse Kurt Russell. This will undoubtedly prompt many a geek debate over who would win in a no-holds-barred, grind house-type fight: Kurt Russell or Mickey Rourke? The answer is Rourke. But the real loser, I suspect, would be Dignity.
And as for Rodriguez's half, Planet Terror, I'm having trouble deciphering what it's all about. Something zombie-ish and sci-fi-eriffic. Something with Rose McGowan as an amputee with a machine gun for a leg. (This was included in the footage shown at Comic-Con, which sent the geek masses into shuddering waves of happiness.) A machine gun for a leg: I've always liked the idea, which I believe was pioneered by Genndy Tartakovsky in Samurai Jack. (Though it's clearly caught on.) Something about the simple, practical austerity of it appeals to the Shaker in me.
As for the other confirmed castmembers, we'll be seeing turns from nerd-beloved hunks both old (Michael Biehn) and new (Naveen Andrews). Rosario Dawson and Josh Brolin will also show up -- along with Danny Trejo, of course. What would a Rodriguez venture be without Danny Trejo?
Golly, look at these character names: Redhead Babe. Dr. Block. And my personal favorite, Zombie Coach. Put me in, Zombie Coach! I am officially seduced by your pulpy goodness. Diptych me without mercy.

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