Jun 23, 2006, 10:20 AM | by Gary Susman
Categories: 'American Idol', Celebrity Birthdays
In honor of Randy Jackson hitting the big 5-0 today, I'm going to go all Slezak and offer the American Idol judge a celebratory haiku:
Not your best birthday
But you know what? In the end
You did your thing, Dawg!
(Now let's hear yours.)
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Ella Y Sat, Feb 17, 2007 at 01:12 PM EST
So glad Randy Jackson's taste in clothing has improved since his gig with Journey. What was he thinking? His rear-end was way to big for the tights. I have had a funky-good-time watching Journey's greatest hits, featuring Randy Jackson and his way too tight spandex.
Nancy Walker Sat, Jul 22, 2006 at 10:30 PM EST
I hope one of the gifts Randy received was a dictionary, he can certainly use one.
Eddie Tue, Jun 27, 2006 at 06:31 PM EST
Still working with Mariah for her Adventures of Mimi Tour! You know what? That's great! It's my first time to do this, but you got the Dawg's Standing O Man!
Happy Birthday!
Stephanie Mon, Jun 26, 2006 at 12:15 PM EST
Thank heavens that he does not wear the pink spandex pants like he did when he was a member of Journey (see the video for "I'll Be all right(without you)", circa 1986. Happy b-day dawg.
Thom Sat, Jun 24, 2006 at 03:23 PM EST
Fifty? That's still young
Great times still ahead for you
You'll make them your own
Jay Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 09:04 PM EST
You kinda bug me
But I guess you're better than
David Hasselhoff
Jake Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 06:39 PM EST
I f-ing love doing these things!
Paula cries and cries
Simon tells it like it is
All you say is "dawg"
johnathan Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 02:22 PM EST
You play a mean bass
When Mariah performs. The
Dog pound salutes you.
Andy Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 01:27 PM EST
Yo, yo, check it out...
When I heard '50 years,' dude...
But middle age rocks!
James Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 01:07 PM EST
You did your thing Dawg
Keeping it real and all that
So Happy Birthday
Michael Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 12:33 PM EST
To my dog Randy
Half a century has passed
Now go work it out!
cecil Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM EST
People who don't know
proper haiku formatting
should not run with dawgs.
GoddessLu Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 11:05 AM EST
CRAP--messed up the verses--here goes AGAIN.
Dude you are Proper
Let's forget the Faux Hawk Dawg
and Nasty spandex pants!
GoddessLu Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 11:03 AM EST
Dude you are Proper
Let's forget the Faux Hawk
and Nasty spandex pants Dawg!
Debra Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 10:58 AM EST
For your own 50th birthday
You worked it out
And made it your own.
Connie Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 10:54 AM EST
Worked with Mariah
Had some weight loss surgery
You the man now dawg
Patrick Bannister Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 10:47 AM EST
Dogpound Serenade
You played with Journey years back
Will they sing for you?
lizzle Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 10:29 AM EST
So check this out, Dawg
aging's just alright for you
hope your birthday's Hot!
Gretchen Weiners Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 10:26 AM EST
Happy Birthday Dawg
You were pitchy at first, but
We got a hot one!
Jim Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 09:58 AM EST
Happy Birthday Dog
You better bring it tonight
Party your A** off!
Elyse Fri, Jun 23, 2006 at 09:45 AM EST
Randy sometimes has his own opinion....but sometimes it seems as though he TRIES to follow in Simons footsteps with the mean comments...like first he will be "ah well it was ok" then after Simon tears them a new Acehole, he decides he wants to be rude to and he insults them as well.....get your own personality Randy.
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