Apr 14, 2006, 10:58 AM | by Michael Slezak
Categories: Celebrity Birthdays
Happy 29th birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar. In her honor, I've composed a traditional PopWatch haiku. Won't you write one, too?
Does she watch Freddie,
The ferocious SMG?
And where's her Emmy?
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kimberley kellner Sun, Feb 18, 2007 at 04:12 PM EST
hope you like your day
happy birthday smg
for april 14th
Hanse Tue, Apr 25, 2006 at 07:50 PM EST
Cannes is coming soon;
We are all very happy;
Sweet days to come, Sar.
Sassy Tue, Apr 25, 2006 at 10:06 AM EST
you are an awesome actress luv ya lots keep luvin Freddie Sarah And A very happy Birthday
Savnna Bryant Tue, Apr 25, 2006 at 10:02 AM EST
Happy B-Day Sarah and many more to come i hop you have a great birthday you are the greatest person in the world glad you married Freddie!!!
RobThrobsXX Sun, Apr 16, 2006 at 10:08 PM EST
skinny and pallid
can't make a decent movie
why is she famous?
johnathan Sun, Apr 16, 2006 at 09:11 PM EST
Woah Tim L calm down
Buffy lives on forever
I love you sarah
jo Sat, Apr 15, 2006 at 12:11 AM EST
Our girl's twenty-nine
Growing up so very fast
But still looks so fine
Tim L Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 10:15 PM EST
You said bye to Buf
Now you have no job, no life
Time to call Joss up
dude Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 04:52 PM EST
B-DAY HAIKU
It was a Spring day,
saw you ran, flowers in hair,
getting in Willow's way.
Josh Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 04:39 PM EST
Upstaged Ms. Lucci
Staked vampires and screwed two more
Married bad actor
Josh Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 04:18 PM EST
Not a haiku but just want to point out that she does have an Emmy -- albeit a daytime one for younger actress
Arlo J. Wiley Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 03:22 PM EST
Have a good birthday
May it be neverending
Here's to the Slayer!
Karl Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 03:18 PM EST
Loved you on Buffy
Met you at The Grudge Premiere
Enjoy this fun day
Martin Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 02:30 PM EST
Enjoy it, Sarah
And for all
Southland Tales opens in the autumn
Semi-literate Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 02:11 PM EST
People tend to know
a common word like "haiku."
Save your links, PopWatch.
JJ Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:55 PM EST
So, you are famous
Buffy the Bad Guy Slayer
So, I guess we care
Simon Morley Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:39 PM EST
There once was a vampire slayer;
The vamps would try to trick and try to play her;
If only they knew
That the best thing to do
Was not try to fight her, but to lay her
justin Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:15 PM EST
i'm on crack.......i'll give it another try
Loved when you screwed Spike
Even more when you beat Faith
Wish you were still on
YAY!!! I did it!
Simon Morley Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:14 PM EST
Twenty-nine years old;
True Vampire Slayer to the end;
Can't she make good films?
Dylan Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:13 PM EST
Happy B-Day, Buff!
Or do you prefer Kendall?
Blow out your candles
Maya Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 12:35 PM EST
Sadly, Justin's isn't a haiku either.
A haiku is five
Then seven more syllables
After that five more
Robin Piacenza Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:31 AM EST
Happy Birthday to you Buffster!!!!
Wish I was there to see you in your happy day.
You might want to remember my name because someday
we are going to meet face to face. Hey, I can dream can't I. Well, so can you. Happy Birthday Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!!!!!!!!!
justin Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:20 AM EST
Loved it when you screwed Spike
Loved it more when you beat Faith's butt
Wish you were still on
jim Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:13 AM EST
Don't you hold a Grudge
Happy birthday to Buffy
our Sara Michelle
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