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Write a birthday haiku for Sarah Michelle Gellar!

Apr 14, 2006, 10:58 AM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: Celebrity Birthdays

92031__smg_l Happy 29th birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar. In her honor, I've composed a traditional PopWatch haiku. Won't you write one, too?

Does she watch Freddie,
The ferocious SMG?
And where's her Emmy?


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luis Sat, Jul 7, 2007 at 02:05 PM EST

happy thrityth birthday sarah michelle hope you had fun!

kimberley kellner Sun, Feb 18, 2007 at 04:12 PM EST

hope you like your day
happy birthday smg
for april 14th

Hanse Tue, Apr 25, 2006 at 07:50 PM EST

Cannes is coming soon;
We are all very happy;
Sweet days to come, Sar.

Sassy Tue, Apr 25, 2006 at 10:06 AM EST

you are an awesome actress luv ya lots keep luvin Freddie Sarah And A very happy Birthday

Savnna Bryant Tue, Apr 25, 2006 at 10:02 AM EST

Happy B-Day Sarah and many more to come i hop you have a great birthday you are the greatest person in the world glad you married Freddie!!!

RobThrobsXX Sun, Apr 16, 2006 at 10:08 PM EST

skinny and pallid
can't make a decent movie
why is she famous?

johnathan Sun, Apr 16, 2006 at 09:11 PM EST

Woah Tim L calm down
Buffy lives on forever
I love you sarah

jo Sat, Apr 15, 2006 at 12:11 AM EST

Our girl's twenty-nine
Growing up so very fast
But still looks so fine

Tim L Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 10:15 PM EST

You said bye to Buf
Now you have no job, no life
Time to call Joss up

dude Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 04:52 PM EST

B-DAY HAIKU

It was a Spring day,
saw you ran, flowers in hair,
getting in Willow's way.

Josh Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 04:39 PM EST

Upstaged Ms. Lucci
Staked vampires and screwed two more
Married bad actor

Josh Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 04:18 PM EST

Not a haiku but just want to point out that she does have an Emmy -- albeit a daytime one for younger actress

Arlo J. Wiley Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 03:22 PM EST

Have a good birthday
May it be neverending
Here's to the Slayer!

Karl Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 03:18 PM EST

Loved you on Buffy
Met you at The Grudge Premiere
Enjoy this fun day

Martin Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 02:30 PM EST

Enjoy it, Sarah
And for all
Southland Tales opens in the autumn

Semi-literate Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 02:11 PM EST

People tend to know
a common word like "haiku."
Save your links, PopWatch.

JJ Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:55 PM EST

So, you are famous
Buffy the Bad Guy Slayer
So, I guess we care

Simon Morley Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:39 PM EST

There once was a vampire slayer;
The vamps would try to trick and try to play her;
If only they knew
That the best thing to do
Was not try to fight her, but to lay her

justin Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:15 PM EST

i'm on crack.......i'll give it another try

Loved when you screwed Spike
Even more when you beat Faith
Wish you were still on


YAY!!! I did it!

Simon Morley Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:14 PM EST

Twenty-nine years old;
True Vampire Slayer to the end;
Can't she make good films?

Dylan Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 01:13 PM EST


Happy B-Day, Buff!
Or do you prefer Kendall?
Blow out your candles

Maya Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 12:35 PM EST

Sadly, Justin's isn't a haiku either.

A haiku is five
Then seven more syllables
After that five more

jojo Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:49 AM EST

uhhhhhhhhh...that is NOT a haiku Robin!

Robin Piacenza Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:31 AM EST

Happy Birthday to you Buffster!!!!
Wish I was there to see you in your happy day.
You might want to remember my name because someday
we are going to meet face to face. Hey, I can dream can't I. Well, so can you. Happy Birthday Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!!!!!!!!!

justin Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:20 AM EST

Loved it when you screwed Spike
Loved it more when you beat Faith's butt
Wish you were still on

jim Fri, Apr 14, 2006 at 11:13 AM EST

Don't you hold a Grudge
Happy birthday to Buffy
our Sara Michelle


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