Category: To Care or Not to Care (81-90 of 428)

Jan 18 2011 12:28 PM ET

'American Idol' is almost here. You jazzed, dawg?

idol-2011Image Credit: Michael Becker/FoxThe long-awaited (?) season 10 premiere of American Idol begins in mere hours. Are you excited? I’m excited! First, let’s get this out of the way. The tweets are true: Michael Slezak has left EW. So who will be stepping in to recap five long months of inconceivable song choices, Vitamin Water beer glasses, and raging personality disorders? Who do you think? In true, slick, Seacresty fashion, “The person……recapping American Idol…….for EW.com…..is…..coming up, after the break.” READ FULL STORY »

Jan 13 2011 11:24 AM ET

Joy Behar to Snooki and Fred Armisen: 'I'm old, I'm fat, so what?'

On HLN’s The Joy Behar Show, Joy insisted it doesn’t bother her at all when clowns like Jersey Shore‘s Snooki or, better yet, Saturday Night Live‘s Fred Armisen make fun of her. “Not even when you’re alone … quiet … lonely?” cried random panel member Penn Jillette, in a desperate attempt to turn the discussion into a personal therapy session. “Not at all,” said Joy. “I never even thought I was a celebrity!” I think my favorite part is when Penn name-checks freaking Tennyson [update: or maybe Kinison, as in Sam, but I wish it was Tennyson], and Holly Madison is like “What?” READ FULL STORY »

Jan 5 2011 06:56 PM ET

Robert Pattinson to star in David Cronenberg's 'Cosmopolis.' Why am I wishing he'd Twi-lighten up?

Robert-PattinsonImage Credit: James Devaney/WireImage.comOh, how cute! Our little Twilight stars are growing up: Today we learned Robert Pattinson has officially selected his first major post-Twilight project. According to Deadline, the mop-topped one has signed on to star in David Cronenberg’s adaptation of Don DeLillo’s Cosmopolis. (The film’s production company, Alfama Films, confirmed the casting on their website.) The book, which is heavily set in a limousine, follows a financial whiz who’s diverted by several events — some dreary, some sexy, and some career-killing — while on his way to get a haircut.  READ FULL STORY »

Jan 4 2011 08:04 PM ET

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly split. We write her break-up song!

Taylor-Swift-Jake-GyllImage Credit: Glenn Harris/PR Photos; Bob Charlotte/PR PhotosA source has told People that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal’s short-lived romance is over. Yay/Boo/Imma let Kanye finish? Regardless of how you feel about the (dis)union, there’s one thing that’s certain: Swift will write a song about it. (At least, we hope.) Until then, I’ve thrown together a poor man’s version of a Swift break-up song, set to the tune of “You Belong With Me.” Enjoy?

You were on the cover of EW naked
I spent a year making Kanye West livid
We were quite an unlikely Hollywood duo

But we were perfect for People‘s Star Traks
My pretty hair, your sexiness (we all saw Brokeback)
But we were still an unlikely Hollywood duo

And now we’re over, maybe cuz you’re older
You’re a bachelor, and now I’m back on a bleacher
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that
Having Starbucks with me was really sublime

After dating Reese and me, you’ll find another blonde chick
But this break-up is one that I can stomach
Cuz can’t you see?
That 11 grand guitar still belongs to me

Okay, I admit: I’m no lyricist. But here’s your chance to help Swift write her next break-up song, PopWatchers. Suggest your lyrics in the comments below!

Jan 4 2011 03:55 PM ET

Five reasons I MAY read that 'Vanity Fair' cover story on Justin Bieber

VANITY-FAIR-BIEBERJustin Bieber is Vanity Fair‘s February cover boy. After reading an online tease of the article by Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson, here are five reasons I may check out the full piece:

1. I don’t really care that Justin Bieber thinks the way his brain works is “crazy” and “nuts,” but I am curious to see if the 16-year-old shares his beliefs surrounding the afterlife. Of his insomnia, he says, “I just turn over all night and think. My mind races. I think about all the things I didn’t have time to think about during the day — like family and God and things that should be more important but you don’t have time to think about, because you just get caught up [in everything else] during the day.”

2. I’m hoping the piece expands on this as well: Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette, “also tells Robinson that, after a personal encounter with God, she believes that she and Justin have been put on earth to bring light and inspiration to the world.”

3. Perhaps I’d find out how this played out: Usher describes what happened when he brought Bieber to L.A. Reid: “I knew what L.A. was gonna do — the same thing he did to me. Let’s bring in employees and we want to see how he reacts to women.”

4. There could be more quotes from Bieber’s grandfather Bruce Dale. Asked if he ever anticipated his grandson having this level of fame, he says, “No. Never. He was supposed to be a hockey player.”

5. I need to see the shot of Bieber playing Checkers with his shirt hanging open — so strenuous! — at full size. The preview at 3:12 in the behind-the-scenes video of his photo shoot makes it look like he has some serious abs. Are those real? I don’t want to begin processing that if they’re fake. (P.S. If you watched that video, don’t you wish we’d gotten to see if Bieber interacted with the young screaming extras in between set-ups, or if they were instructed not to speak to him?)

More on Justin Bieber:
Justin Bieber and Chris Brown to collaborate: Awkward?
Justin Bieber collaborating with Rascal Flatts. That sound is Nashville squealing.

Dec 30 2010 12:25 PM ET

Open letter to Hyundai: Christmas is over; 'tis the season to put the hipsters back in their cage

Dear Hyundai,

It was kind of cute at first. We had fun mocking the breathless innocence of Nataly Dawn’s voice on “Up on the Housetop,” replacing “Up on the housetop, reindeer pause” with “Hah, hah-hah-hah, hah, hah hah hah”…the first 17 or so times. “Jingle Bells” was always  just sort of there. “Deck [pause] The Halls” was annoying from the start. You know that. How could anyone not realize this? Have you just been f—ing with us the whole time?

Come on, we’re begging you. Does the Genesis come with a calendar? It’s December 30. Enough is enough. We’ve seen these commercials 2847582 times. You’re scaring away what could be scores of new Pomplamoose fans who will never want to hear “the dreaded car-commercial hipsters” again — let alone buy a car! I mean you can just forget about the car thing altogether. Weirdos.

From every one of us, have a safe and happy holiday, WHICH IS OVER.
Love, Scrooge!

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

Dec 28 2010 09:08 PM ET

The 'ALF' controversy: To care or not to care?

alfImage Credit: Everett CollectionOn the one hand, the Interwebs have been all in a tizzy of late about a leaked gag reel from that paragon of 1980s sitcom excellence, ALF, in which the title puppet alien life form partakes in some ribald shenanigans with the cast and crew before dropping the N-word in a not-so-funny riff on Tourette’s syndrome (he’s doing a spoof of an old LA Law episode). TMZ even got actor John LaMotta — a.k.a. prying neighbor Trevor Ochmonek — to admit today in reaction to the video that “ALF was a piece of s–––. Worst work I ever did.”

On the other hand, associate producer Steve Lamar also told TMZ, “You’re talking about 20 years ago when the world was not so ridiculously PC. Anyone that’s offended needs to lighten up already.”

So: Offensive? No big deal? Piece of s—? Or, perhaps, an offensive piece of s— that’s no big deal? Check out the obviously NSFW video below (the N-words show up at the 4:40 mark), and decide for yourself:  READ FULL STORY »

Dec 22 2010 07:40 PM ET

Gwyneth Paltrow's 'Country Strong' is, well, not so strong. Will you see it anyway?

The first reviews are starting to trickle in for Gwyneth Paltrow’s country-music melodrama Country Strong, which opened in just two theaters today, and if they’re any indication of how the film will fare with audiences, there may be some achy-breaky hearts when it goes into wide release on January 7. For now, Country Strong—which stars Paltrow as Kelly Canter, an alcoholic country superstar trying to make a comeback after a stint in rehab—is only playing in Los Angeles and Franklin, Tennessee, and hasn’t been screened for EW’s critics (stay tuned for Owen Gleiberman’s official review in our next issue). But the handful of critics who have weighed in so far have, for the most part, not been overly kind: “full of clichés,” “thin characters,” “predictable,” “derivative,” “thoroughly unconvincing,” “a chicken-fried Valley of the Dolls,” “wallows in about every country chestnut imaginable,” ”sillier—and more tone-deaf—than Paltrow’s advice website, GOOP.” Ouch. Then again, the largely mixed reviews sound almost like hosannas compared with the heaps of scorn critics are piling on Little Fockers, which is pulling in a paltry 8% positive reviews on Rottentomatoes.com.

I caught Country Strong earlier today at a nearly empty theater in Los Angeles, and while I’m admittedly not quite the target audience, I have been a fan in the past of country-music films like Coal Miner’s Daughter and Crazy Heart. This is not Coal Miner’s Daughter or Crazy Heart. It’s hard to fault the cast—Paltrow and co-stars Tim McGraw, Garrett Hedlund, and Leighton Meester do their best to wring some life out of the material they’re given. And there are some well-crafted, if ultimately fairly forgettable, songs in the film, which are gamely performed by Paltrow and company (though it seems odd that the one genuine singer in the cast, McGraw, doesn’t sing at all). The trouble is, the characters—Paltrow’s fragile songbird, McGraw’s dour manager, Hedlund’s hunky singer-songwriter, and Meester’s spunky would-be country star—are so undercooked and one-dimensional, they can’t support the heavy and sometimes unintentionally campy melodrama they’re asked to bear. If you’re wondering whether Paltrow has the pipes to make a credible country-pop star, though, she absolutely does. If anything, she should have been allowed more opportunities to show off her performing chops—she spends so much screen time sobbing and brooding and drunkenly melting down, we hardly get more than a snippet here and there of her singing until close to the end of the movie, and by then it’s too little, too late.

What about you? Have any of you had a chance to see Country Strong yet? If so, what did you think? If not, how interested are you in catching it?

Dec 21 2010 06:15 PM ET

George Lopez (probably) wants to be the mayor of Los Angeles

George Lopez’s eight-year plan to run for the mayorship of L.A. drew hearty laughs from the bronzed hosts of Good Day L.A. this morning during an interview with the comedian. With each new Lopez zinger (“I’m Lobama!” “My plan is to take change, not make it!”), the hosts seemed to get confused again, unsure as to whether their guest was actually unloading a press release or pulling some legs. But through all the bluster he looks and sounds serious, pointing out the obvious: “If Arnold Schwarzenegger can be governor, why can’t George Lopez be the mayor of Los Angeles?”

What say you PopWatchers? Is Lopez mayoral material or should he stick to the small screen? Watch and weigh below. READ FULL STORY »

Dec 20 2010 03:30 PM ET

Today's lacrosse star, tomorrow's CW character

gossip-girlImage Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CWIt may not be as big as the Oscar nominations (or even the Razzies), but today’s unveiling of Inside Lacrosse Magazine‘s 2011 All-Name Team (which playfully compiles the most blue-blooded names of real-life college lacrosse players) will be closely analyzed by any TV writer who wants to get his pet project on The CW. After all, you can’t just stuff your hip new teen pilot with the same ol’ Liams, Clays, and Stefans. For mentally blocked writers, then, this list of the preppiest lacrosse-ey sounding names is a welcome cheat-sheet: You could fill up the network’s entire fall slate with the likes of Caldwell, Baxter, and oooooo … Brogan! That is the name of a Vampire Diaries recurring character if there ever was one. Check out the entire first-team after the jump: READ FULL STORY »

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