Category: Horror (1-10 of 108)

Feb 8 2010 05:22 PM ET

Mirror shots in horror movies: Look out behind you!

True story: I watched about 40 seconds of this supercut and got too scared to continue! I am a total wuss about horror movies, and this list of spooky-stuff-in-the-mirror shots from Rich at FourFour freaked me out.

Previous PopWatch supercut favorites include: the slow clap, “I’m not here to make friends,” geography, every “holy” from Batman, cell phones not working in horror movies, and “enhance.”

What’s your favorite scene excerpted above, PWers??

Feb 2 2010 05:00 PM ET

'Birdemic: Shock and Terror': Our new, crazy movie obsession

Some movie trailers make you go, “Wow!” Some make you go, “Urgh!” And some make you go, “Wait, what’s going on? This is just a lot of generic silent footage of the countryside. And more generic silent footage of a beach. And yet more generic footage of a town. But, wait! Now the whole screen is full of unexplained explosions and screeching, cheaply animated, birds! I don’t understand. I… DON’T… UNDERSTAND!”

Okay, so only one trailer makes you do that. And that is the trailer for Birdemic: Shock and Terror, the film which answers the question of what Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds would have looked like if it had been made not by Hollywood’s legendary Master of Suspense, but by a mid-level Silicon Valley software salesman.

The salesman in question is James Nguyen, who not only financed BSAT (as subsequent generations will doubtless refer to it) but also wrote, directed, and produced the four-years-in-the-making movie about a couple who are besieged by homicidal birds in a small North California town. That’s right, Nguyen spent four years on Birdemic. Which is pretty much the same amount of time James Cameron took to make Avatar! But was Birdemic shown the love upon its completion? It was not. In fact, last year those morons at Sundance rejected the movie — a decision they may have regretted when Nguyen spent eight days driving around Park City in a fake bird-covered van blasting the sound of eagle attacks and human screams from loudspeakers. (Read full post)

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Jan 21 2010 06:12 PM ET

'Supernatural': The boys are back tonight, but are we excited for a potential season six?

There’s a slew of shows airing new episodes tonight, but the priority on my DVR belongs to one show: Supernatural. The Winchester boys are finally back with a new episode in which they get themselves committed in order to investigate a case at a mental hospital. The setup sounds a bit like Buffy’s “Normal Again,” one of my favorite episodes of the series, which only makes me more excited. Check out a scene from the episode below.

It’s been a hellish — no pun intended — two-month wait for new Supernatural, during which I came to a realization. If I missed the show this much during a hiatus, imagine how much I’ll miss it when it ends for good. (Read full post)

Jan 17 2010 04:25 PM ET

Bad acting, boobies, and blood: an appreciation of James Cameron's first film

Before he made Avatar, before he was the King of the World, before he brought us Aliens and Ah-nuld as the Terminator, James Cameron was a hack. There’s no judgment implied in that word. Everyone has to start somewhere. And for James Cameron in the late ’70s, that meant working for B-movie maestro Roger Corman, building sets and designing cheesy creatures for basement-budget sci-fi craptaculars and Jaws rip-offs like 1978’s Piranha.

Now, for those of you who haven’t experienced this schlocky slice of bloody underwater mayhem, Piranha’s actually a pretty good little movie. It’s no Alligator, mind you. But still, it more than gets the job done. Which probably has something to do with the fact that it was an early collaboration between director Joe Dante (Gremlins) and screenwriter John Sayles (Eight Men Out). On its own modest terms, Piranha was a hit at the box office. After all, who wouldn’t want to watch some killer fish tear unsuspecting teenagers to pulpy chum at a drive-in on a Saturday night?

Not surprisingly, the money men behind Piranha immediately pounced on the idea of a sequel. Coming up with a plot for it wouldn’t be too hard, either, since the always-savvy Corman had persuaded Sayles to let some of the original film’s killer fish escape to the ocean at the end of his script, thus leaving a nice juicy opening for a part deux. The next question was, who would direct the Italian-produced sequel, Piranha II: The Spawning?

Enter James Cameron.

Cameron clocked his time on the first Piranha, designing some of the killer rubber fishies, which were filmed in an L.A. university’s swimming pool. In the sequel, Cameron gave the fish a fresh new twist — they could fly! Well, why not? Now they were just as lethal by air, land, or sea. Sweet! When Cameron began filming the sequel, it reportedly didn’t take long for him to “creative differences” with the Italian producer, Ovidio G. Assonitis. And there’s some dispute over just how much of the film belongs to the man who would go on to helm better aquatic epics  like Titanic and The Abyss, and how much belongs to the producer, who apparently was keen on spicing up his horror flick’s maritime carnage with a procession of European babes in (and out of) bikinis (see clip below).

As you can tell from this clip, Piranha II: The Spawning is junk. But it’s delicious junk. Transcendent junk. Junk that satisfies the sweet tooth of any trash cinema lover. The only recognizable face in the film is Lance Henriksen (who would later re-team with Cameron in Aliens). And the movie is wall to wall with patently phony f/x, laughable dialogue, and dubbed women in various states of undress. Which, depending on your point of view, may be three reasons to avoid it, or three reasons to put it atop your Netflix queue, stat. One of the things I love about the film, though, is that you can already see Cameron experimenting with ideas that he would realize later in his career on better movies. For example, if you go back and watch that clip again, at the 27 second mark, you’ll see the screaming woman waving a harpoon (or whatever that stick is) right at the camera — a beta version of the 3-D f/x that Cameron would later bust out in Avatar, perhaps?

It’s almost too easy to dismiss Piranha II: The Spawning as a lousy movie. And for some apparently, its influence is still being felt. As we speak, the Weinstein Company is putting the finishing touches on a third installment called Piranha 3-D starring Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss (nice Jaws connection!), and Gossip Girl’s Jessica Szohr. Will it be as entertaining as Piranhas I and II? Who the hell knows? But if past is prologue, and history repeats itself, then Piranha 3-D’s director Alexandre Aja may be the next King of the World.

Jan 11 2010 05:51 PM ET

'American Idol' without Simon Cowell: Three reasons I'm optimistic about the show's future!

This just in: People are running wild in the streets, a chorus of hideous sobs and sirens as their cacophonous soundtrack. Okay, not really. But today’s newsbomb that Simon Cowell will not return to American Idol for its tenth season in 2011 has created tsunami-level waves in the pop-culture watercooler. I mean, heck, even if you’re not an Idoloonie, the fact that the Perennial Ratings Behemoth (TM) is losing its most famous, most polarizing, and most viewer-drawing judge is a big frakin deal, no? But hey, before we all officially declare Jan. 11, 2010 as the day the Idol died, let’s take a big, collective breath because I believe deep in my heart that the show can survive without the V-neck-loving Brit at its table. Consider my top three reasons:

1) Simon’s exit could lead to revamped and reinvigorated audition rounds. Let’s face it: Simon’s role on Idol is never more crucial than during the auditions — when audiences haven’t had time to get attached to any particular contestant(s), and the judges are the true stars of the show. Without Mr. Cranky, these particular episodes would need a drastic reboot — but then again, don’t they need a reboot already? Heading into season 9, is anyone excited about watching/listening to folks with delusions of being the next Kelly Clarkson as they warble their way through the Diane Warren songbook? Imagine this tweak to the formula: For three weeks (down from the typical four), Idol’s Tuesday-Wednesday audition shows could focus only on good-to-great vocalists, and give us a better understanding about which ones get Golden Tickets to Hollywood, and which get express passes to anonymity. Then, Fox runs a trio of special Friday-night episodes devoted to blood-curdlingly awful “singers” dressed in feathers, lycra, and statue-of-liberty crowns. After that, the show expands its always riveting “Hollywood Week” coverage from four episodes to six. That move would reduce the amount of “Which freakin’ holding room contains Leneshe Young!?” confusion. Plus, imagine if it all culminated in a live broadcast during which the judges revealed the season’s top 24 (excruciating live sing-offs included). Yeah, we’d miss us some Simon, but with all that drama and focus on future Carries and ‘Tasias and Cookies, not quite as much, right?

2) Idol’s producers have never had a better excuse for some wholesale housecleaning behind the judges’ table! (Read full post)

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Jan 11 2010 03:30 PM ET

Creepiest horror film imagery? I nominate people walking on all fours.

Admittedly, I am a wimp when it comes to horror films. But does the image of a human-like figure crawling menacingly on all fours freak anyone else the eff out? I first noticed the corresponding urge to wet myself when I saw it in the Unborn trailer. Now, the trailer for Legion (pictured) is doing me in.

What imagery in horror movies do you find the creepiest?

Jan 10 2010 02:37 PM ET

Willem Dafoe in 'Daybreakers': Any other kitschy good performances in kinda crappy movies?

Every now and then you get a memorable performance in a forgettable film. Willem Dafoe’s in the gory new vampire flick Daybreakers is one of them.

SPOILER ALERT! The year is 2019, and most humans have turned into vampires. Slight problem: That means the blood supply is about to go extinct. A decent, chain-smoking vampire hematologist (Ethan Hawke) at a greedy corporation that farms humans for their plasma, needs to find a blood substitute to save both the human race and his toothy brethren. (Starvation degenerates the latter into naked, screeching, winged, bats— crazy beasts.) After a not-clandestine-enough meeting with Dafoe’s Elvis, a former vampire/gruff mechanic who became human again and rolled his jeans following a daytime car accident that involved burning and water, he learns there’s something better: A cure. Together — along with a woman you thought for sure would let a pointy-eared Hawke feed on her during sex but who only ended up cutting her wrist and bleeding into a cup (boo!) — they go on the run until they can recreate the conditions necessary to get Hawke a heartbeat. The situation gives a deadpan Dafoe the opportunity to deliver awesomely bad lines like the one he utters when Hawke asks him if the humans’ hideout is safe: Being human in a world of vampires is “about as safe as barebackin’ a $5 whore,” he says. Dafoe’s response when the human-hunting vampire army has zeroed in on their location, and Hawke wants to stay behind to finish the experiment while the others flee to a new place: “F— it, I do love a good barbecue.” (Read full post)

Jan 5 2010 12:04 PM ET

The Top 10 Things That Made Me Die Inside During Snooki's '10@10' on 'The Jay Leno Show'

Miraculously, I was able create this list for PopWatch without vomming and/or naming “The fact that I watched the entire thing and then typed words about it” as Nos. 1-10. Behold the Jersey Shore star’s appearance on Monday night’s The Jay Leno Show, or screw your eyes shut, try not to notice that she’s starting to look like Meadow Soprano in a not-terrible way, and move on to the next item. Let’s all just try to get through the day, all right?

Top 10 Things That Made Me Die Inside During Snooki’s ‘10@10′

10. Delayed reaction to Jay’s question “How are you?” sets up general vibe of doom.
9. “Actually, I have a story for you!” heightens doom vibe, turns out to be even worse story than expected.
8. Snooki explains what one could do with bronzer and eyeliner if they happened to be in one’s bag.
7. “I cheated on him because he was a guido.”
6. The reason Snooki finds Twilight boring is that it contains no pictures.
5. I can’t decide who to pity more: the hotel manager or that poor curtain.
4. “Blue Suede Shoes”
3. Repeated mention of the Bumpit
2. “I tease” reminded me of Bill Maher’s “I kid,” even though Snooki was talking about her hair.
1. PICKLES ARE NOT JUNK FOOD.

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Dec 22 2009 01:34 PM ET

'Frozen' movie trailer: There will be no blood, because it has solidified

In Frozen, out February 5, three college students get stuck on a chairlift as creatures and possibly sparkly teenage vampires howl at them from the forest. Based on the just-released trailer, below, the film is like 2003’s Open Water re-imagined as Precarious Suspended Bench. Or, as the trailer boasts, it’ll “do for skiing what Jaws did for swimming.” Wait, what? People want that? PopWatchers, press play and tell me if you want that.

The basic message I got from that trailer is that that pink lady should probably have considered gloves. Also: If you were thinking about going skiing this winter, you’ll probably want to stay home and seek thrills by driving your car to the movie theater instead. Yeah! In your face, 30 million losers who enjoy skiing and snowboarding in the U.S.!

Dec 15 2009 04:20 PM ET

There cannot be enough Timothy Olyphant on my computer screen

I have high hopes of watching Deadwood in its entirety on DVD over Christmas, but two trailers have re-piqued my Timothy Olyphant obsession a bit ahead of schedule. Apple has released the first trailer for The Crazies, which is both a reminder that cell phones in horror movies never, ever work and the second-freakiest movie trailer to feature a deadly car wash in 2009. Press play below.

And! Cinema Blend has the official trailer for Olyphant’s upcoming FX series. It used to be called Lawman, but now that Steven Seagal is a lawman, it’s called Justified instead. Olyphant plays U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, “a modern day 19th century-style lawman.” My god can that man can wear a cowboy hat. (….in bed!) Read about why Ken Tucker’s looking forward to Justified over at Watching TV.

Anyone who agrees with the title of this post, say “I’ll be the f—ing sheriff!”

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