Let’s take a moment to celebrate Jennifer Lawrence’s actual best friend,
you a woman named Laura Simpson.
Lawrence was on Late Night with Seth Meyers Wednesday, promoting X-Men: Days of Future Past. Of course, Meyers immediately wanted scoop from her most recent Oscars night. Lawrence charmingly obliged, and explained that her BFF Simpson demanded to be her date to the ceremony this time around — and apparently, Simpson is quite the bad influence on the Oscar-winning leading lady.
Lawrence said that Simpson encouraged her to drink — a lot — and yell at an amazing-smelling Brad Pitt. The night culminated with Lawrence vomiting on the steps of a fancy-pants, Madonna-hosted after-party. The kicker? Miley Cyrus saw the scene play out — and told Lawrence to get it together.
Brief moment of humiliation in exchange for a party anecdote she’ll be telling forever? Sounds like a deal:
FYI: Simpson actually wrote about her experience of being Lawrence’s Oscar date — and she agrees Brad Pitt smells amazing.