Baby, save up all your tears. You might need them someday...like right now, as another pair has just been ejected from Planet Mirrorballus following Cher’s bleep-heavy guest judge stint on Dancing With the Stars.
The seven remaining couples danced to Cher songs in front of Cher. It’s like the exact definition of #SPARKLEBARF. Look it up. No, no need. It’s on TV. You can preview some of the Cher Night routines here — and hear Brant/Peta, Corbin/Karina, and Jack/Cheryl tell EW all about the hardships of Week 8 — over on Inside TV.
Update: The eliminated couple is….
Brant Daugherty and Peta Murgatroyd.
Jack Osbourne and Cheryl Burke fell under the red “jeopardy” light but were not necessarily in the bottom two.
Discuss tonight’s Dancing With the Stars here, and stay tuned for my full episode recap later on…