Teen Choice 2013: The esteemed bonus awards!

The official Teen Choice surfboards have all been handed out, but after absorbing Sunday’s two-hour awards ceremony on Fox, I felt there were simply not enough awards! This year’s bonus prizes are…

CHOICE BLEEP

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A wetsuited Rebel Wilson thought it was funny there’s a group called One Direction, because “That’s also the name I gave to my asshole.” Lovely!

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CHOICE BEST AND WORST MULLET

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Demi Lovato

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Aggghh, don’t touch it!

CHOICE OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILD

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Abigail Breslin

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CHOICE AUDIENCE REACTION TO LEA MICHELE’S MOVING TRIBUTE TO CORY MONTEITH

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Sister, Sister

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CHOICE IAN SOMERHALDER IMPRESSION

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Darren Criss

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CHOICE BRAZEN SUMMER TANK TOP (#YOLO)

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Nick Jonas on drums for Demi Lovato

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CHOICE LIFE LESSON FROM ‘THE OLD GUY’

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“Opportunity looks a lot like hard work.” –Ashton Kutcher

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CHOICE SUMMER-THEMED GRAPHIC DURING A PERFORMANCE:

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One Direction’s chicken legs

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CHOICE EXAGGERATION:

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“You’re powerful,” Kerry Washington told the audience after she and Ian announced that a whopping 152 million Teen Choice votes had been counted.

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CHOICE OBVIOUS NON-SURFER:

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The Big Bang Theory‘s Jim Parsons

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CHOICE iGNORERS OF THE ADAM DEVINE PHOTO BOMB:

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Nina Dobrev and Simon Helberg

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CHOICE ABOUT TO FALL (INTO A HOT TOPIC):

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Miley Cyrus

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ALSO THERE:

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Her dad

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CHOICE UNLIKELY SCENARIO:

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Teens choosing anything related to NCIS

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CHOICE INSPIRATION TO BUY MORE BALLOONS FOR MY APARTMENT:

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Paramore

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CHOICE MOST QUESTIONABLE HASHTAG:

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#StillIntoTeenChoice

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CHOICE SPORT:

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Peanut-up-the-nose expert Sandra Bullock, just for showing up.

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CHOICE GIF:

Harry Styles twerking, because in reality this lasted half a second and he was not that into it.

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Any to add? Are you impressed/saddened that I know what twerking is? Discuss!


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