Did Kim and Kanye name their baby Kaidence?

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Yeah, I don’t care either. But here we all are, on the internet in the middle of June. HELLO.

The Kim Kardashian/Kanye West superspawn is rumored to be named Kaidence Donda West. Yikes. ¿Dónde está a better name? Sorry. Suggest your own in the comments. Don’t be too gross! I mean, good luck getting grosser than Koitus.

ALTERNATIVE BABY NAMES TO COMPLETE THE NEWEST KKK TRIFECTA

Khrist (to match Papa Yeezus)
Kal-El
Krusty
Klassee
Kryptoné
Knucleus
Koitus
Kandelabra
Kleavage
Klout (probably the real name already)

Katniss
Kuvenzhané
Kay J (scandale!)
Kash
Kwidditch
Kraisin Klondike
Kaylor Kitsch
Kobra Kommander
Kray Kray
Klepto
Kokomo
Kremlin
Karajuku
Kiki-crest
Kraftmacandcheese
Kabob
Khaaaaaaaaaaaan-yéee
Knarly
Kwest

And some bonus options if the last name is indeed West:

Moon Unit
North by North
Young Man Go
Pilot Inspector
Wilde (on E!)
Key
Kornell

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