“The shape of the lights behind Kellie and Derek at the beginning of their freestyle is like the seashells where Ariel’s sisters emerge from in the beginning of The Little Mermaid!” –Amy in KC, endorsed by Wiltasaurus
“The lights at the start of Kellie/Derek’s Freestyle looked EXACTLY like Emmitt’s wife’s purse in the audience! It’s uncanny!!” –Anthony
“Mark looks like he has road kill hanging off of him.” –Fridgedancer, endorsed by gemtastic15, duranmom, Savage131, DonnaW, orville1970, SpeechTeacher89, kellen, Watergirl, Anthony
“Is that a fox tail or my Swiffer duster Mark is wearing?” –debbsjo, endorsed by duranmom, DonnaW
“Flowers coming out of Mark’s butt while he and Aly start and stop in a samba?!?!” –AwesomeGem
LIFE-AFFIRMING EXPLANATION of GEM (LAEG) OF THE WEEK:
“”Gah, Aly and Mark’s samba costumes were infuriating. It looked like a victory dance after the hunting of a raccoon or something. The spray-tan fabric was probably for camouflage, because the forests of Mirrorballus are not green but tanned. In fact, the only colors extant on the planet are those found on gems (ruby, emerald, opal, sapphire, etc), mirror-y rainbows, and TAN.” –Wiltasaurus, endorsed by krb, Jem H, Stee, Electronic Neko, Caryn c, Fridgedancer, Hillchics
MIND-BLOWING ANAGRAM (MBA) OF THE WEEK:
“No spats?” is an anagram for “So, pants?” –Michele
Thank you, DANCMSTRs one and all, for this fabulous heap of gems!
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