Elizabeth: There are so many fun, cool traditions at this thing. The groom comes in on a white horse!
Schmidt: So basically they’re just copying my bar mitzvah.
Winston: Oh my goodness, that is Wisconsin mascot Bucky the Badger. I’ve got a sweatshirt with his face on it — and he’s wearing a sweatshirt with his face on it. Bucky cool! [Runs to the badger.] Bucky!
Nick [to Schmidt and Elizabeth]: He’s got a super-weird thing with badgers.
Jess: Cece loves Shivrang. I know this because I know her better than you do.
Schmidt: False! When you’ve had sexual congress with someone and you’ve peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment–
Nick & Jess: Ewwww!
Winston: Oh no, hear him out.
Schmidt: Bros ever before the ho.
Nick: Anybody have a jar?
Shivrang: Cece, it is okay. In fact, it’s more than okay. I don’t know why I didn’t tell you the truth ages ago, but I want to be with someone else, too. Yes, I have tried to forget you, Elaine, but really I just can’t.
Winston: Who the hell is Elaine?
Shivrang: And I don’t care what my family says. I want to marry you — in a Presbyterian church!
Elaine: Oh, Shivvy! I’ve loved you since the first grade, and I’m so lonely without you, I just lie awake, and I just write in my journal, and I paint pictures of you on my easel.
Shivrang: I want our children to be photographers and backpack across Europe!
Elaine: Will you take me away from this madness? And you are not too short for me, I don’t care what your mother says!
Shivrang [runs down and picks her up]: Oh, Elaine!
Elaine: Let’s go to Vegas and elope!