Lisa Rinna and Lil Jon were both fired by Trump at the start of tonight’s episode, leaving us with the final two many predicted when the season began: Trace “Grumpy Pants” Adkins vs. Penn Jillette. The battle of the ponytails commenced when the two were tasked with designing an ice cream flavor and accompanying commercial and VIP party for Walgreens. But they wouldn’t do it alone. Trace was given the support group of Lil Jon, Marilu Henner, and a mechanical dog, while Penn received the assistance of Lisa Rinna, La Toya Jackson, and Dennis Rodman…that is, if you consider La Toya and Dennis to be a form of assistance.
Before the episode was over we would be introduced to the word “swurltle,” Wayne Newton would weigh the importance of supporting his own charity on a national TV show against appearing at a parade in Phoenix, Gary Busey would accuse another woman of farting, Dennis Rodman would be instructed to lay down between a Vegas showgirl’s legs, and Penn and Lisa would debate the merits of including a giant bedazzled crotch hovering over their glass full of ice cream. So all in all, pretty much what you’d expect from an episode of everybody’s favorite crazy reality show.
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